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Old 01-28-2003, 07:23 AM   #161
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i'm a cheddar girl myself

i was just stereotyping americans from films and stuff hence y'all

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Everyone likes a smart arse, when the smart arse is me.
fine you are the smart arse and i'm the psychotic genius, deal??
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Old 01-28-2003, 08:15 AM   #162
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Bite me? with your teeth? Hah, i'll bite you back missy and don't you forget it!

*snip'*

you've bitten me before, i know how you bite. i can handle it.
Sen, why don't you join us over in the "Picture of me" thread. We have chocolate body oil.
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As D-Sen, being bitten by me is not interesting, it's painful. I have fangs. But, if you provoke me enough, I bite.
So you wouldn't nibble a wibble?
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fine you are the smart arse and i'm the psychotic genius, deal??
If EXK is the smart arse and you are the psychotic genius, what then am I?
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Old 01-28-2003, 08:45 AM   #163
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Anduril said Sen, why don't you join us over in the "Picture of me" thread. We have chocolate body oil.
Bad idea. I'm now poncing off for a massive sulk because of Sen.

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He also said So you wouldn't nibble a wibble?
I bite Sen because she pisses me off. I wouldn't bite you for that reason...

Will you send me your voice?
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Old 01-28-2003, 09:14 AM   #164
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Will you send me your voice?
Ofcourse I will.

Except that I've decided to re-record it. After sending a certain clip to two people I have suddenly been bombarded with embarrasment. But that's okay, I'll just record one of my serious posts, and not my old signature (which incidently was done with a combination of Merkian and English accents (which defeats the whole purpose) and simulated helium).

That's what happens when I do not keep my sanity in check.

I will have a clip of my normal accent, without helium, ready for emailing tomorrow.
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Old 01-28-2003, 09:24 AM   #165
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Andúril: Thank you! *shakes head* Helium, eh? There was some helium involved in my last Saturday's drunken acts, and I can't remember how it came to get there...

I look forward to hearing your beautiful words! Language is an amazing thing...*goes off on one*
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Old 01-29-2003, 06:26 AM   #166
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You know i think you get the wrong end of the stick sometimes, chocolate body oil isn't my thing really, sorry.

You're in a sulk? Figures, i've not gonna get chance to apologise until tomorrow and by then it'll be a full-blown pout.

Helium is very funny, especially after a few vodka's doing smurf voices, whatever accent.
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Old 01-29-2003, 07:51 AM   #167
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If EXK is the smart arse and you are the psychotic genius, what then am I?
Anduril i didn't want to make you feel left out, i'll be the pessimistic genius in that case.

Chocolate body oil??? I worry

Sen i thought your drunken antics included a traffic cone as well??

Helium is amusing though. *shiver* smurfs, scary
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Old 01-29-2003, 03:50 PM   #168
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<<out of nowhere>>

I wish that I had an Irish accent. Mmmmb.
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Old 02-05-2003, 08:24 AM   #169
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It's a very pretty accent, i do not deny, but how is it better than what thou hast already?
My drunken antics... well they tend towards the original side, but what you have to understand El' is that there is a 1 in 13 chance that in a case of drunken antics, a traffic cone wil come into play.

I was too drunk for the snurfs to be scary.
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Old 02-05-2003, 09:39 PM   #170
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Just in case you were referring to me, Dwarven Sen... as I had to read back a bit to figure out the whole traffic cone thing... I don't like the 'Yank' accent that we New Englanders have. We say 'fer' instead of 'for' (that goes for 'er' as opposed to 'or', too). And, we slur all of our words together. In any dimentia, I just really like the way that the Irish 'accent' roll off o' mee tongue, I guess. And, I'm Irish, so... I don't know. Heritage. That's it. Heritage. Simple.
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Old 02-06-2003, 07:14 AM   #171
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I bet its not that bad, to someone who doesnt have to listen to it everyday i think it would be tolerable.
I agree with the heritage. i could listen to some of my family talk for ages, as long as it wasnt my aunty with her 'the knights templars are a conspiracy' and 'theres aliens in my garden' cos that side has the irish and italian heritage.
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Old 02-06-2003, 12:21 PM   #172
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i try to to talk in an english accent and fail badly because im from indiana but can say "cherios" pretty well
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Old 02-06-2003, 01:02 PM   #173
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Sen i thought your drunken antics included a traffic cone as well??

Oh elendili, that's such a cliched thing to say. Anyway, Sen's drunken antics involve things larger than traffic cones. Not to make her sound bad or anything
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That's it. Heritage. Simple.
Yeah, must be. I have Scottish ancestors and wish I had their accent, so it must be that!
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Old 02-06-2003, 01:16 PM   #174
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My first drunken antic involved a bush and a pole.
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Old 02-06-2003, 01:26 PM   #175
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Well it was obviously quite different then. Not all drunken antics involve bushes and poles.
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Old 02-06-2003, 01:32 PM   #176
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Also, I once had an incident with a traffic cone, but I wasn't drunk at the time.

Plus nevermind.

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Old 02-06-2003, 01:49 PM   #177
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Oh really? You're so funny, you know that?
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Old 02-06-2003, 01:57 PM   #178
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Oh really? You're so funny, you know that?
Yay me!
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Old 02-07-2003, 04:15 AM   #179
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No, that doesn't make me sound bad at all!
I'm abusing sarcasm i know, i know, naughty me

We don't talk about the things that occur when i get drunk and anticky.

A bush and a pole?

Sounds familiar, are you sure you're not from around here?
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Old 02-07-2003, 05:44 AM   #180
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A Bush and a Pole
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The first time I ever got drunk, I saw a massive bush. I walked up to it, and felt it. My friends were watching me strangely. The bush felt extremely dense, as if it would hold my weight quite easily. I then proceeded to climb the bush. I kept climbing for a while. My friends saw this and joined in, because they too were drunk. I then rolled off the bush, walked to the car, turned around, ran and jumped onto the bush. Yay! I was having so much fun!

There were about four of us on the bush. We were diving all over the place. Suddenly I fell through a hole in the middle of the bush. I laughed hysterically. My friends laughed like maniacs too, because I had fallen head first, and my feet were sticking out of the top of the bush. Then when I stopped laughing I saw the spiders, so I got out of there there pretty quick. I don't remember how I did that. I also forgot about the spiders pretty quick, so I was once again diving all over the bush.

I fell into the hole about three time after that. I was damn drunk, okay.

Anyway, then it was time to go. As we were leaving, a friend of mine who was pulling himself out of the hole called me over. He pointed out that there was a massive, sharp metal pole jutting out of the ground, in line with the hole. That scared me. I could have impaled myself. I forgot about it in under a minute, or less.

The End.

PS. To Baby-K, this happened in Hermanus.
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