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Old 04-17-2002, 05:17 AM   #21
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You heard the man, see? Nothing going on, nothing to see here, move along, people...

*Gives Anduril a hug.*
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Old 04-17-2002, 05:22 AM   #22
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But the hug lasted quite a bit longer than anyone expected. Anduril and BoP notice this (after about 30 seconds) and then depart to their seats.

Then they shake hands, to promote a proffesional atmosphere...
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Old 04-17-2002, 05:29 AM   #23
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Yes, yes, very professional. I mean, there's nothing wrong with the odd kiss between lawyer, and client, right? A success kiss....

<digs herself a deeper hole....>
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Old 04-17-2002, 05:32 AM   #24
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There's absolutely nothing wrong with a success kiss at all!

By the way, I never groped anyone...

Wait!! I was going for the pencil, seriouslly!! I tripped!! That's all. Objection. Next witness...

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Old 04-17-2002, 05:35 AM   #25
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Oi! Watch your hands, you perverted lawyer, I could get you disbarred for that!

*BoP trips, and did not grope him back*

Aaaaiiii....
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Old 04-17-2002, 05:41 AM   #26
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Hey, what is it with all these........er....anthills, in this court? We seem to be tripping quite continuously.....

*A voice from the back of the court shouts "Get a room, dammit"*

Mind your own business, fool! Besides, we don't need a room to have cyber..........laundry....yeah.
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Old 04-17-2002, 05:45 AM   #27
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Yes, cyber-laundry. Have you not heard of it? So we wash our undergarments together, well it's completely innocent, I tell you.

*Surreptitiously steals Anduril's boxers.*
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Old 04-17-2002, 05:51 AM   #28
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Hey! Give those back!!

Okay okay, I know, a deal's a deal...
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Old 04-17-2002, 05:54 AM   #29
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... Move to strike that from the record!! I never said that to the witness.. er... lawyer. Dammit, I don't pay in undergarments!!
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Old 04-17-2002, 07:19 AM   #30
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Exhibit whatever-this-is-now:
When BoP recieved any attention whatsoever from a certain Afro-elf (no, I'm not referring to the Silly rumour thread, but that's a . . . er . . . example) Anduril ends up quite defensive. Defensive of BoP, that is . . . as in stay-away-from-her-she's-mine.
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Old 04-17-2002, 07:25 AM   #31
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Well, technically, it was the box... There's a difference, you know.
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Old 04-17-2002, 09:21 AM   #32
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*Is angry after reading the Light of evil thread.*

*Is out to prove the scandal...*

Oh, and BoP. The box can say its prayers...
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to whom do boxes pray? do they have their own god? or do they pray to Eru? or to their master's god (in BoP's case, Tater)?
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to whom do boxes pray? do they have their own god? or do they pray to Eru? or to their master's god (in BoP's case, Tater)?
It doesn't matter. If it prays then it's god may have mercy and stop me tearing it up!! Bwhahahaaa!
The scandal will be revelaed for all to see!
The light of their secrets told by me
Oh well, i am no longer angry,
So the box may live on for some time, maybe...
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