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Scandal revealed!!
Are BeardofPants and Anduril having a torrid love affair???
View the evidence!! Exhibit A: Quote:
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04-16-2002, 08:35 PM
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Halfwitted
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Exhibit D:
Anduril: Quote:
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04-16-2002, 08:41 PM
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Elf Lord
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Location: Middle Earth (I wish)
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Ummm... no comment.
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04-16-2002, 09:17 PM
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Saviour of Entmoot Admiral
Join Date: Nov 1999
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um we don't care.
take offense. please.  
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04-16-2002, 09:21 PM
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Self-Appointed Lord of the Free Peoples of the General Messages
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strange.
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04-16-2002, 09:23 PM
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Halfwitted
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Quote:
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04-16-2002, 10:52 PM
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the Shrike
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: San Francisco, CA <3
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*Scuttle, scuttle*
[whisper]It's all lies.[/whisper] *BoP glares out from within her box.*
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04-16-2002, 11:01 PM
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The Rogue Elf
Join Date: Jan 2002
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Aha! I love it! Prime Time Enquirer!
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04-16-2002, 11:01 PM
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The man
Join Date: Sep 1999
Location: MA
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Your god is dissapointed BoP, you could do much better
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04-16-2002, 11:06 PM
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*Consults Magic 8 Ball*
All signs point to yes.
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04-16-2002, 11:06 PM
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the Shrike
Join Date: Mar 2002
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Uh oh. Has the High Priestess incurred the Wrath of O Spudly One?
... FF, I'm going to track you down, and bite you *really* hard, and steal all your pants. Don't believe her. It's all lies. I didn't do anything... I don't know anything about Anduril's razor blade... er.... ....
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04-16-2002, 11:12 PM
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The man
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What'd I tell ya about those pants?
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04-16-2002, 11:14 PM
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the Shrike
Join Date: Mar 2002
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Do 3/4 pants count?
*Guiltily eyes said 3/4s*
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04-16-2002, 11:22 PM
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The Rogue Elf
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Ah, yes, to the front pages we go! Hehehe . . .
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04-17-2002, 02:18 AM
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the Shrike
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Don't make me come over there and steal your pants!
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04-17-2002, 03:34 AM
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Possessive Villain Fancier
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: On my ship, riding the waves YARR!
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*Consults mystical frying pan of doom*
It says 'YES' the frying pan is controlled by oompa-loompas adnd NEVER lies!! It also says someone is now having their pants stolen by BoP and the box....
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04-17-2002, 03:50 AM
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The Original Corruptor
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*Anduril sticks his head out of BoP's box. He had always been there, and he alone...*
"Righto! What's going on here, people?" |
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04-17-2002, 03:55 AM
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the Shrike
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Is anybody going to believe me, if I continue to deny it?
*Puts Denial Hat on. It looks strangely like a party hat, with a pom-pom.*
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04-17-2002, 04:06 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila
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04-17-2002, 05:11 AM
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The Original Corruptor
Join Date: Feb 2002
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The defense
========= OBJECTION your honour!! Exhibit A: Okay okay, just because BoP [censored] me with her [censored] doesn't mean I can't enjoy it, okay? Jeez... Er, BoP? When is our next punishment session....nevermind.....STRIKE THE RECORD....OBJECTION!! Exhibit B: OBJECTION. Sustained. Overuled. "Ai! You want the whole world to know about our torrid love affair?" Hello? Met-ta-four-ick-hell....get it? It's a metaphor, like the balrog wings issue - IT'S NOT REAL I tell you... Exhibit C: Sustained! What? I didn't even object........OBJECTION!! ...er sustained.... Your non-honour, Defense has picked up a foul tactic from the plaintiff.....a play on words!!! *Court goes OOOOOOHHHH* Therefore, your honour, I wish to register a hostile-plaintiff.... OVERULED What? Don't ask me... Exhibit C: Judge intercepts.....Sir, we've already done this, get on with your case..........or I'll put you in BoP's box!! I mean....CONTEMPT!! "Yes sir", I say, then throw a brick at him.... Anyway, Exhibit D: Objection. Overuled. Sustained. Overuled. Hostile witness. Overuled. Sustained. Objection. Hostile Judge. Strike the record. Besides all that, "Beef" was a synonym for....er.....lettuce. That's right dammit, I have some.....lettuce. =============== In the matter of Anduril and BoP vs Entmoot, the court has ruled, and finds in favour of.......OBJECTION!! |
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