An Interesting Paradox - Page 2

FrodoFriend · 04-15-2002, 12:21 AM

And if you're talking about imaginary time, it doesn't even exist separately from spacial dimensions.

However, I'm not sure how else time could exist (besides linear), unless circular.

BeardofPants · 04-15-2002, 12:30 AM

We perceive time as linear, however, particles exist in all times, all at once, in all spatial dimensions. So, since we are made up of them, we must therefore exist in all times, in all spaces, in all dimensions, at once, and not at all. It's the particle/wave duality paradox.

FrodoFriend · 04-15-2002, 12:58 AM

Fascinating. Is there any way to restate that so that it makes sense?

J/K. I must read more physics books!

Andúril · 04-15-2002, 06:44 AM

Quote:

It is opposite day

...equals...

Everthing other than "it" (IT)
Is not (IS)
The same (OPPOSITE)
Night(DAY)

Therefore: Everything other than "it" is not the same night.

Woohoo.

BeardofPants · 04-15-2002, 06:47 AM

Always with the Smarty Pants, got an answer for everything. Well tell me this, why are I (see what you made me do? Sleeplessness, and ungrammatical statements...) relegated to the beanbag every time?

Andúril · 04-15-2002, 07:10 AM

You are relegated the beanbag, my love, because I just want you to be comfortable. Whenever you sit in front of the PC for 23 hours straight your buttocks tends to ache (and sometimes fall asleep before you do...), so the beanbag soothes all your worries and sore nerve endings (as well as cramped glutinous maximus).

See? I have your best interests at heart. Can you punish me now?

BeardofPants · 04-15-2002, 07:20 AM

Well, if the bean bag is god damned comfortable, then why do I have a crick in my neck, and back, and my arms are like lead weights from reaching up to the keyboard?

Will PM punishment now....

Andúril · 04-15-2002, 07:23 AM

Quote:

Will PM punishment now....

Thanks. Can't wait.

You have all those other ailments because your BF kept poking you with his pickaxe.

BeardofPants · 04-15-2002, 07:33 AM

... and stealing the chair!

Andúril · 04-15-2002, 07:37 AM

Thanks BoP, that punishment was fun. I deserved it.

*Anduril smiles, because he really enjoyed the "punishement"*

Mmmmm......lights a cigarette......throws cigarette away........doesn't smoke.......

BeardofPants · 04-15-2002, 07:39 AM

Ai! You want the whole world to know about our torrid love affair?

... Gimme those cigarettes, I'll flush them down the god damned toilet bowl.

Elfmaster XK · 04-15-2002, 07:40 AM

iF YOU'RE REALLY LUCKY YOU COULD GET THE BEAN BAG INTO YOUR BOX and i left caps lock on agin dammit!!!!!!!!

Andúril · 04-15-2002, 07:42 AM

Quote:

... and stealing the chair!

Now what type of a BF does that to a princess? Damnit you should be with me. I would never steal the chair. Also, I would never poke you with a pickaxe.

Poll: Who thinks BoP should be with me, Anduril?

Andúril · 04-15-2002, 07:44 AM

Quote:

I'll flush them down the god damned toilet bowl.

What are you doing in the toilet bowl?

BeardofPants · 04-15-2002, 07:55 AM

... Lurking!

Darth Tater · 04-15-2002, 09:32 AM

Microsoft Works.

BeardofPants · 04-16-2002, 01:35 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Darth Tater
Microsoft Works.

Gaarrrrggghhh!!!

FrodoFriend · 04-16-2002, 08:27 PM

Quote:

Ai! You want the whole world to know about our torrid love affair?

Wahaha . . . denial is useless!!

BeardofPants · 04-16-2002, 08:31 PM

Dammit. That wasn't me, it was the Box speaking.

Jadera · 04-16-2002, 08:49 PM

The box has a life of it's own now, eh? Watch it, it may scuttle away from ya.

Technically speaking, wouldn't an oxymoron be a paradox? A synonym and a psuedonym all in one.

04-15-2002, 12:21 AM	#21
FrodoFriend Halfwitted Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Eryn Vorn Posts: 1,659	And if you're talking about imaginary time, it doesn't even exist separately from spacial dimensions. However, I'm not sure how else time could exist (besides linear), unless circular. __________________ Fingolfin lives! ... in my finger! The Crossroads of Arda - Warning. Halfwit content. Not appropriate for people with IQ of over 18. The Fellowship of the Message Board Nyáréonié - The Tale of Tears

04-15-2002, 12:30 AM	#22
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	We perceive time as linear, however, particles exist in all times, all at once, in all spatial dimensions. So, since we are made up of them, we must therefore exist in all times, in all spaces, in all dimensions, at once, and not at all. It's the particle/wave duality paradox. __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords Last edited by BeardofPants : 04-15-2002 at 12:31 AM.

04-15-2002, 12:58 AM	#23
FrodoFriend Halfwitted Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Eryn Vorn Posts: 1,659	Fascinating. Is there any way to restate that so that it makes sense? J/K. I must read more physics books! __________________ Fingolfin lives! ... in my finger! The Crossroads of Arda - Warning. Halfwit content. Not appropriate for people with IQ of over 18. The Fellowship of the Message Board Nyáréonié - The Tale of Tears

04-15-2002, 06:47 AM	#25
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	Always with the Smarty Pants, got an answer for everything. Well tell me this, why are I (see what you made me do? Sleeplessness, and ungrammatical statements...) relegated to the beanbag every time? __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords Last edited by BeardofPants : 04-15-2002 at 06:50 AM.

04-15-2002, 07:20 AM	#27
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	Well, if the bean bag is god damned comfortable, then why do I have a crick in my neck, and back, and my arms are like lead weights from reaching up to the keyboard? Will PM punishment now.... __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

04-15-2002, 07:10 AM	#26
Andúril The Original Corruptor Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,881	You are relegated the beanbag, my love, because I just want you to be comfortable. Whenever you sit in front of the PC for 23 hours straight your buttocks tends to ache (and sometimes fall asleep before you do...), so the beanbag soothes all your worries and sore nerve endings (as well as cramped glutinous maximus). See? I have your best interests at heart. Can you punish me now?

04-15-2002, 07:33 AM	#29
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	... and stealing the chair! __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

04-15-2002, 07:37 AM	#30
Andúril The Original Corruptor Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,881	Thanks BoP, that punishment was fun. I deserved it. Anduril smiles, because he really* enjoyed the "punishement"* Mmmmm......lights a cigarette......throws cigarette away........doesn't smoke.......

04-15-2002, 07:39 AM	#31
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	Ai! You want the whole world to know about our torrid love affair? ... Gimme those cigarettes, I'll flush them down the god damned toilet bowl. __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

04-15-2002, 07:40 AM	#32
Elfmaster XK Possessive Villain Fancier Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: On my ship, riding the waves YARR! Posts: 2,008	iF YOU'RE REALLY LUCKY YOU COULD GET THE BEAN BAG INTO YOUR BOX and i left caps lock on agin dammit!!!!!!!! __________________ My soul is painted like the wings of butterflies, Fairytales of yesterday will grow but never die, I can fly - my friends. XK

04-15-2002, 07:55 AM	#35
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	... Lurking! __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

04-15-2002, 09:32 AM	#36
Darth Tater The man Join Date: Sep 1999 Location: MA Posts: 4,572	Microsoft Works. __________________ Visit the worlds greatest webpage! No, not The Tolkien Trail! Just click this! The Tolkien Trail ~Camelot

04-16-2002, 08:31 PM	#39
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	Dammit. That wasn't me, it was the Box speaking. __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

04-16-2002, 08:49 PM	#40
Jadera Elven Warrior Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Somewhere out there Posts: 205	The box has a life of it's own now, eh? Watch it, it may scuttle away from ya. Technically speaking, wouldn't an oxymoron be a paradox? A synonym and a psuedonym all in one. __________________ Whaaaaaaaaaat?? ~Chivalry isn't dead, it just transferred to women~

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