New Theory

***Valandil*** · 11-05-2003, 01:12 PM

I wonder if BB and JD are one and the same person... not like one guy logging on with different names - but, like... SPLIT IN TWO!

Remember the Star Trek episode where Kirk was split in two by the transporter - a good Kirk and an evil Kirk? I hypothesize there was once a "JerseyBreathalizer" who entered a transporter and emerged as two separate beings: one who loved Peter Jackson - and one who loathed him.

Is there any support for this wacked-out theory? Can anyone provide evidence to either support or refute it?

jerseydevil · 11-05-2003, 01:24 PM

I CAN refute it.

As for loathing Peter jackson - I don't loath him. I just think he's a hack that made a bunch of propaganda statements concerning the movies before they came out which were untrue. I think he created an action movie and I do NOT think he did justice to Lord of the Rings. I think a more accomplished director and one who TRULY loved Lord of the Rings could have brought the heart and soul of the books and displayed that on the screen. Instead what we have are loosely connected action scenes - which are very hard to follow if you have not read the books.

***Valandil*** · 11-05-2003, 01:30 PM

OK - just trying to lighten things up in the forum.

Can we find SOMETHING we can all laugh about? Without having to shove you two into a transporter and recombine you?

jerseydevil · 11-05-2003, 01:37 PM

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Originally posted by Valandil
OK - just trying to lighten things up in the forum. Can we find SOMETHING we can all laugh about? Without having to shove you two into a transporter and recombine you?

It is impossible to combine us - let alone recombine us. For one thing - I have no desire to go mad.

mithrand1r · 11-05-2003, 01:40 PM

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Originally posted by Valandil
OK - just trying to lighten things up in the forum. Can we find SOMETHING we can all laugh about? Without having to shove you two into a transporter and recombine you?

Could make a remake of the "Fly" with BB and JD.

Just kidding.

There are lighter moments discussed in the General forum.

In theory I could be the only "live" person discussing on this website with a supercomputer controling all other replies & communications. (not high in probablity, but possible.)

***Valandil*** · 11-05-2003, 01:42 PM

mithrand1r,

that is... illogical and ... does not... compute...!!!

*starts shaking and sending up smoke from circuits*

jerseydevil · 11-05-2003, 01:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Valandil
Remember the Star Trek episode where Kirk was split in two by the transporter - a good Kirk and an evil Kirk? I hypothesize there was once a "JerseyBreathalizer" who entered a transporter and emerged as two separate beings: one who loved Peter Jackson - and one who loathed him.

By the way - I DO hope I am the good "kirk". Either way - I think I should just eliminate my enemy.

Black Breathalizer · 11-05-2003, 01:52 PM

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Originally posted by Valandil
Remember the Star Trek episode where Kirk was split in two by the transporter - a good Kirk and an evil Kirk? I hypothesize there was once a "JerseyBreathalizer" who entered a transporter and emerged as two separate beings: one who loved Peter Jackson - and one who loathed him.

Yikes! Talk about giving a guy a bad case of the heebiejeebies!!!! I'm gonna have nightmares about this for weeks.

Ruinel · 11-05-2003, 02:22 PM

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Originally posted by Valandil
...I hypothesize there was once a "JerseyBreathalizer" who entered a transporter and emerged as two separate beings: one who loved Peter Jackson - and one who loathed him....

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*blank stare*

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Elfhelm · 11-05-2003, 02:45 PM

Admins, don't we have a rule about making threads that basically insult other members? This is clearly nothing more than another anti-BB post.

***Valandil*** · 11-05-2003, 03:00 PM

And here I thought I had managed to skewer them both equally!

But at least I hoped it would be taken by all as entirely in good fun. Elfhelm - if you think I'm really trying to be insulting, and if others see it that way too - by all means this should be (ED: consigned - better word) to whatever goes for an "abyss" around here.

thranduil · 11-05-2003, 03:31 PM

since the subject in new theory. Heres a new theory JD. Look Cassius and Thranduil are both on. Maybe they might just be different people.

***Jonathan*** · 11-05-2003, 03:35 PM

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Originally posted by thranduil
since the subject in new theory. Heres a new theory JD. Look Cassius and Thranduil are both on. Maybe they might just be different people.

Well, didn't SGH say that you and Cassius shared the same IP? Maybe you are /not/ different people

jerseydevil · 11-05-2003, 03:35 PM

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Originally posted by thranduil
since the subject in new theory. Heres a new theory JD. Look Cassius and Thranduil are both on. Maybe they might just be different people.

Not when you have the same IP address - sorry. Also - as I said to you before - all you would have to do is get a friend to sign on under one of the other names.

***Sister Golden Hair*** · 11-05-2003, 03:38 PM

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Originally posted by Elfhelm
Admins, don't we have a rule about making threads that basically insult other members? This is clearly nothing more than another anti-BB post.

Well, I don't think it was meant to be insulting, but it certianly is an off topic thread.

Closing.

11-05-2003, 01:12 PM	#1
*Valandil* High King at Annuminas Administrator Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Wyoming - USA Posts: 10,752	New Theory I wonder if BB and JD are one and the same person... not like one guy logging on with different names - but, like... SPLIT IN TWO! Remember the Star Trek episode where Kirk was split in two by the transporter - a good Kirk and an evil Kirk? I hypothesize there was once a "JerseyBreathalizer" who entered a transporter and emerged as two separate beings: one who loved Peter Jackson - and one who loathed him. Is there any support for this wacked-out theory? Can anyone provide evidence to either support or refute it?

11-05-2003, 01:24 PM	#2
jerseydevil I am Freddie/UNDERCOVER/ Founder of The Great Continent of Entmoot Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Plainsboro, NJ Posts: 9,431	I CAN refute it. As for loathing Peter jackson - I don't loath him. I just think he's a hack that made a bunch of propaganda statements concerning the movies before they came out which were untrue. I think he created an action movie and I do NOT think he did justice to Lord of the Rings. I think a more accomplished director and one who TRULY loved Lord of the Rings could have brought the heart and soul of the books and displayed that on the screen. Instead what we have are loosely connected action scenes - which are very hard to follow if you have not read the books. __________________ Come back! Come back! To Mordor we will take you! "The only thing better than a great plan is implementing a great plan" - JerseyDevil "If everyone agreed with me all the time, everything would be just fine"- JerseyDevil AboutNewJersey.com New Jersey MessageBoard Another Tolkien Forum Memorial to the Twin Towers New Jersey Map Fellowship of the Messageboard Legend of the Jersey Devil Support New Jersey's Liberty Tower Peacefire.org AboutNewJersey.com - New Jersey Travel and Tourism Guide Last edited by jerseydevil : 11-05-2003 at 01:25 PM.

11-05-2003, 02:45 PM	#10
Elfhelm Marshal of the Eastmark Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Portland, OR Posts: 1,412	Admins, don't we have a rule about making threads that basically insult other members? This is clearly nothing more than another anti-BB post. __________________ cya

11-05-2003, 03:00 PM	#11
*Valandil* High King at Annuminas Administrator Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Wyoming - USA Posts: 10,752	And here I thought I had managed to skewer them both equally! But at least I hoped it would be taken by all as entirely in good fun. Elfhelm - if you think I'm really trying to be insulting, and if others see it that way too - by all means this should be (ED: consigned - better word) to whatever goes for an "abyss" around here. Last edited by Valandil : 11-05-2003 at 03:17 PM.

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11-05-2003, 01:30 PM	#3
*Valandil* High King at Annuminas Administrator Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Wyoming - USA Posts: 10,752	OK - just trying to lighten things up in the forum. Can we find SOMETHING we can all laugh about? Without having to shove you two into a transporter and recombine you?

11-05-2003, 01:42 PM	#6
*Valandil* High King at Annuminas Administrator Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Wyoming - USA Posts: 10,752	mithrand1r, that is... illogical and ... does not... compute...!!! starts shaking and sending up smoke from circuits

11-05-2003, 03:31 PM	#12
thranduil Elven Warrior Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 345	since the subject in new theory. Heres a new theory JD. Look Cassius and Thranduil are both on. Maybe they might just be different people.