06-17-2003, 07:57 PM | #1 | |
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here's something i wrote for my english class.
maybe you guys can appreciate it.. the kids around here, they just don't see the sarcasm. Quote:
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06-17-2003, 08:04 PM | #2 |
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06-18-2003, 02:23 AM | #3 |
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LT that was quite funny, you must go to school with a bunch of planks if they cannot see the humour & sarcasm there
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06-18-2003, 04:01 AM | #4 |
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Funny little story. What did your teacher in English class think about it?
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06-18-2003, 04:10 AM | #5 |
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I liked it. I should show it to a few people I know that are like that.
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06-18-2003, 01:54 PM | #6 | |
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I especially like this part:
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06-18-2003, 02:56 PM | #7 |
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Can you say rice boy? Good story LT.
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06-18-2003, 03:27 PM | #8 |
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That made e laugh when I've been depressed pretty much all day.
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06-18-2003, 03:50 PM | #9 |
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aww, glad i could cheer you up arwen!
see, the reason kids at my school don't get it, is because for them, that's every weekend. i never got a grade back on it, jonathan, i don't know what he thought of it.... i would ask him, but im done with that calss for the summer now.. only government and chemistry to do tomorrow and them IM DONE!!!!!!!!!! haha rice boy... that makes me giggle. now, i want some of you to write one! come on! it's fun! just pick something like Bush, or Canadians, or even something like the Anna Nicole Show and just be sarcastic.. it's a great way to relive stress. see look how happy i am!
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06-18-2003, 03:58 PM | #10 |
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very funny. i like it a lot.
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06-19-2003, 12:40 PM | #11 |
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very good!
i bet some kids in my grade would do that
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