Windows 95 (funny)

Beleg Strongbow · 03-27-2003, 02:09 PM

Recently one of my friends, a computer wizard, payed me a visit.
As we were talking I mentioned that I had recently installed
Windows 95 on my PC, I told him how happy I was with this operating
system and showed him the Windows 95 CD. Too my surprise he threw
it into my micro-wave oven and turned on the oven. Instantly I got
very upset, because the CD had become precious to me, but he said:
'Do not worry, it is unharmed.' After a few minutes he took the CD
out, gave it to me and said: 'Take a close look at it.' To my
surprise the CD was quite cold to hold and it seemed to be heavier
than before. At first I could not see anything, but on the inner
edge of the central hole I saw a inscription, an inscription finer
than anything I have ever seen before. The inscription shone
piercingly bright, and yet remote, as if out of a great depth:

12413AEB2ED4FA5E6F7D78E78BEDE8209450920F923A40EE10 E510CC98D444AA08E1324

'I cannot understand the fiery letters,' I said.
'No but I can,' he said. 'The letters are Hex, of an ancient mode,
but the language is that of Microsoft, which I shall not utter
here. But in common English this is what it says:'

One OS to rule them all, One OS to find them,
One OS to bring them all and in the darkness bind them

***Jonathan*** · 03-27-2003, 03:03 PM

Very funny indeed

Did you come up with this, or did some one else tell you this joke?

***IronParrot*** · 03-27-2003, 03:14 PM

Heh, I've seen that somewhere before. So true.

Coney · 04-06-2003, 07:25 AM

Linaewen · 04-06-2003, 08:20 AM

Huh. You know what's ironic? I was just reading that picture, when my comp froze because I had been online for 5 hours (it disconnects at that point). I had to restart it cos the stupid 'turn off' button didn't feel like working either.

Elenka · 04-06-2003, 09:33 AM

Hilarious!! I love it!!

The likkle story at the beginning was a hoot. And ironically, if you looked in and found MY computer's hidden files, it would probably say about that.

gimli7410 · 04-06-2003, 01:19 PM

where do u find things like that coney

Coney · 04-06-2003, 02:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by gimli7410
where do u find things like that coney

Well that piccy was sent to me by a friend but normally all you need is Google and a lot of patience

Baby-K · 04-07-2003, 04:27 AM

And of course a little button no PC should be without (sure wish mine had it - it would solve so many of my problems)

Coney · 04-07-2003, 07:08 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Baby-K
And of course a little button no PC should be without (sure wish mine had it - it would solve so many of my problems)

Legolas_Frodo_Aragorn · 04-07-2003, 07:25 AM

good button...i wonder if i can add one to my keyboard

Baby-K · 04-07-2003, 09:15 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Coney

As for the assistant you referred to in your pop up - I have a wunnerful pic, but if I shrink it small enough to fit here it's just not worth it

(it's about Window's help & that bedamned paper clip now being able to assist with suicide notes - I found it amusing at least)

03-27-2003, 02:09 PM	#1
Beleg Strongbow Truest of Friends Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Pennsylvania, but I have a vacation home in the Westfarthing. Posts: 520	Windows 95 (funny) Recently one of my friends, a computer wizard, payed me a visit. As we were talking I mentioned that I had recently installed Windows 95 on my PC, I told him how happy I was with this operating system and showed him the Windows 95 CD. Too my surprise he threw it into my micro-wave oven and turned on the oven. Instantly I got very upset, because the CD had become precious to me, but he said: 'Do not worry, it is unharmed.' After a few minutes he took the CD out, gave it to me and said: 'Take a close look at it.' To my surprise the CD was quite cold to hold and it seemed to be heavier than before. At first I could not see anything, but on the inner edge of the central hole I saw a inscription, an inscription finer than anything I have ever seen before. The inscription shone piercingly bright, and yet remote, as if out of a great depth: 12413AEB2ED4FA5E6F7D78E78BEDE8209450920F923A40EE10 E510CC98D444AA08E1324 'I cannot understand the fiery letters,' I said. 'No but I can,' he said. 'The letters are Hex, of an ancient mode, but the language is that of Microsoft, which I shall not utter here. But in common English this is what it says:' One OS to rule them all, One OS to find them, One OS to bring them all and in the darkness bind them __________________ "...Beleg Strongbow, truest of friends, greatest in skill of all that harboured in the woods of Beleriand in the Elder Days..." Aure Entuleva! John Kerry for President!

03-27-2003, 03:03 PM	#2
*Jonathan* Entmoot Attorney-General, Equilibrating the Scales of Justice, Administrator ♎ Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Stockholm, Sweden Posts: 3,891	Very funny indeed Did you come up with this, or did some one else tell you this joke? __________________ An unwritten post is a delightful universe of infinite possibilities. Set down one word, however, and it immediately becomes earthbound. Set down one sentence and it’s halfway to being just like every other bloody entry that’s ever been written. ☻

03-27-2003, 03:14 PM	#3
*IronParrot* Fowl Administrator Join Date: Dec 1999 Location: Calgary or Edmonton, Canada Posts: 53,420	Heh, I've seen that somewhere before. So true. __________________ All of IronParrot's posts are guaranteed to be 100% intelligent and/or sarcastic, comprising no genetically modified content and tested on no cute furry little animals unless the SPCA is looking elsewhere. If you observe a failure to uphold this warranty, please contact a forum administrator immediately to receive a full refund on your Entmoot registration. Blog: Nick's Café Canadien

04-06-2003, 07:25 AM	#4
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04-06-2003, 09:33 AM	#6
Elenka The Negative Soul of Entmoot Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: The Middle Distance Posts: 651	Hilarious!! I love it!! The likkle story at the beginning was a hoot. And ironically, if you looked in and found MY computer's hidden files, it would probably say about that. __________________ W00T for the M00T!! War doesn't determine who is right - war determines who is left.

04-06-2003, 08:20 AM	#5
Linaewen Fair Dinkum Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 2,319	Huh. You know what's ironic? I was just reading that picture, when my comp froze because I had been online for 5 hours (it disconnects at that point). I had to restart it cos the stupid 'turn off' button didn't feel like working either.

04-06-2003, 01:19 PM	#7
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04-07-2003, 07:25 AM	#11
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