Cheesy commercials

gimli-son-of-gloin13 · 01-24-2003, 09:20 AM

post the CHEESIEST commercials ever!!!

unregistered · 01-24-2003, 10:03 AM

The dude who runs on the soccer field tottaly nude except for Nike shoes and he outruns the security guys. The announcers say "it must be the shoes"

Funny, but stupid

Gwaimir Windgem · 01-24-2003, 10:33 AM

Around here, we have a commercial for some car dealership, with some guy imitating Elvis; this guy is short and fat. I didn't like the original much: I hate the imitation.

Elf.Freak · 01-24-2003, 11:39 AM

how about 'What sits on your wotsit's'? i HATE that one!

Elven Archer · 01-24-2003, 05:55 PM

there are some of the goofiest commercials around here. there's one for a laon place. the guy's playing basketball and he can't shoot cause he's being blocked by all these people in envolope costumes. i guess they're supposed to be bills. so he goes to the loan place and the guy at the counter throws the a basketball to some guys in money bag comstumes. then the guy walks out with maney bags following him in sunglasses and dribbling the ball. then they're playing basketball and all the money bags block all the bills and the guy makes a slam dunk. i guess you'd have to see it to see just how cheesy it is.

Gwaimir Windgem · 01-24-2003, 06:17 PM

I don't: it's quite easy to imagine!

frodosgirlfriend · 01-24-2003, 09:54 PM

theres a commercial around here for a furniture store and a few days before they had a commercial that had Obi-wan and Qui-gon looking at the furniture. Obi-wan used his lightsaber as a ruler and he was exited and was like "look master they guarantee shipping in three days or less!" and Qui-gon rubs his chink and is like "well then my young padiwan we must hurry before the sale ends!" and the sad thing is that furntiture store has a new commercial for a sale every week! its so aweful that i would rather spend millions of dollors at some other place then go there

Curunír · 01-25-2003, 03:18 PM

A commercial of a sort of chocolat in my country. The chocolat's name: Meurisse.

"We goan d'r nog iëne moaken!"

BeardofPants · 01-25-2003, 03:22 PM

Translation please?

Curunír · 01-25-2003, 03:27 PM

Impossible.

Something like "We are going to make one more!"
But in English It's not funny.

Guardian_of_the_Forest · 02-03-2003, 08:05 PM

There is a commercial for a local matress store here that is very cheesy. It features a guy in a goofy costume called "Matress Man". Give me a break.

frodosgirlfriend · 02-03-2003, 09:02 PM

JC Penny’s commercials are sooooo bad. they are all so sexist. like the one with that fat guy and the baby and the baby’s flinging food and the fat guys just like "where is your mother?" it’s like what, do you need your little wife maid to take care of the children, is it impossible for you to, i don't know, maybe TAKE CARE OF YOU CHILD!!!! that commercial makes me soooooo mad

Legolas_Frodo_Aragorn · 02-03-2003, 09:32 PM

i love the one with the holes

Narsil's Master · 02-06-2003, 12:49 PM

the wazzup commercial from budwaisser

Elven Archer · 02-06-2003, 05:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Guardian_of_the_Forest
There is a commercial for a local matress store here that is very cheesy. It features a guy in a goofy costume called "Matress Man". Give me a break.

we have a "Matress King". and he owns Matress King and Crown Furniture.

Ya know that show The Bacholar? i'm i spelt it wrong but anyway ya know the one where the guy has like 25 girls to choose from? anyway one of the last girls on there was from a county close to where i live. and she's on some car commercial. it's like she has to choose which car dealership to go to or something, kinda like the Bachalor except with car dealerships. it's really cheesy.

Legolas_Frodo_Aragorn · 02-06-2003, 06:19 PM

yea, the jc penny ones are sorta sexist...its like..take care of your own kid!

frodosgirlfriend · 02-07-2003, 12:59 PM

Quote:

yea, the jc penny ones are sorta sexist...its like..take care of your own kid!

exactly, now i rufuse to shop there. My 5 year old cousin will see that kind of stuff and think it's okay when it's not! Why can't Penny's have commercials like Sears, they're funny, not sexist.

Varda Oiolosseo · 02-07-2003, 01:10 PM

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the wazzup commercial from budwaisser

That got on my nerves too! It was funny at first but when it was on constantly and people started wearing T-shirts with it on it got out of hand and extremely annoying!

Why do people over here alway's wear T-shirts for things like the "Who shot Phill Mitchell?" ones that was just COMPLETELY SAD! and "It wasn't me!"...tut I don't know some people!

01-24-2003, 09:20 AM	#1
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01-24-2003, 10:03 AM	#2
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01-24-2003, 10:33 AM	#3
Gwaimir Windgem Dread Mothy Lord and Halfwitted Apprentice Loremaster Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Thomas Aquinas College, Santa Paula, CA Posts: 10,820	Around here, we have a commercial for some car dealership, with some guy imitating Elvis; this guy is short and fat. I didn't like the original much: I hate the imitation. __________________ Crux fidelis, inter omnes arbor una nobilis. Nulla talem silva profert, fronde, flore, germine. Dulce lignum, dulce clavo, dulce pondus sustinens. 'With a melon?' - Eric Idle

01-24-2003, 11:39 AM	#4
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01-24-2003, 05:55 PM	#5
Elven Archer Elven Warrior Join Date: May 2002 Location: America! Posts: 480	there are some of the goofiest commercials around here. there's one for a laon place. the guy's playing basketball and he can't shoot cause he's being blocked by all these people in envolope costumes. i guess they're supposed to be bills. so he goes to the loan place and the guy at the counter throws the a basketball to some guys in money bag comstumes. then the guy walks out with maney bags following him in sunglasses and dribbling the ball. then they're playing basketball and all the money bags block all the bills and the guy makes a slam dunk. i guess you'd have to see it to see just how cheesy it is. __________________ "In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: 'it goes on'." ~robert frost

01-24-2003, 06:17 PM	#6
Gwaimir Windgem Dread Mothy Lord and Halfwitted Apprentice Loremaster Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Thomas Aquinas College, Santa Paula, CA Posts: 10,820	I don't: it's quite easy to imagine! __________________ Crux fidelis, inter omnes arbor una nobilis. Nulla talem silva profert, fronde, flore, germine. Dulce lignum, dulce clavo, dulce pondus sustinens. 'With a melon?' - Eric Idle

01-24-2003, 09:54 PM	#7
frodosgirlfriend Elven Warrior Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: I live in la la land, you know, the place you go during math class Posts: 452	theres a commercial around here for a furniture store and a few days before they had a commercial that had Obi-wan and Qui-gon looking at the furniture. Obi-wan used his lightsaber as a ruler and he was exited and was like "look master they guarantee shipping in three days or less!" and Qui-gon rubs his chink and is like "well then my young padiwan we must hurry before the sale ends!" and the sad thing is that furntiture store has a new commercial for a sale every week! its so aweful that i would rather spend millions of dollors at some other place then go there __________________ LOOK A WEBSITE!!! LETS CLICK ON IT!!!!!! --------------------------------------------- AND FGF'S MOST GORGEOUS MAN ALIVE AT THE MOMENT'S AWARD GOES TO......... BRANDON BOYD (yes once again) !!!!! WOOOO!!! ---------------------------------------------- Hottness has no count for age.... thats why I'm merrying a forty year old who goes by the name of JOHNNY DEPP!!!! ----------------------------------------------- Fortune cookies tell all, so when i got the cookie telling me to date my love i became a stalker to Johnny Depp, and when i find him my excuse will be "the cookie made me do it" ------------------------------------------------ I'm not stupid, I'm special ------------------------------------------------ "But why is the rum gone?" "Captian, Catian Jack Sparrow" "pa-pa-pa parsnip, parla, --" "Just don't do anything... stupid" "WELL IT BLOODY IS NOW!" ~Captian Jack Sparrow ------------------------------------------------ Read my FP.net story!!!

01-25-2003, 03:18 PM	#8
Curunír Enting Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: iepe kriepe friepe liepe Posts: 95	A commercial of a sort of chocolat in my country. The chocolat's name: Meurisse. "We goan d'r nog iëne moaken!" __________________ Innie winnie frimmie zillie hoele kroele froele troele ape krape rape zape ulle frulle kulle a cup of milk huy!

01-25-2003, 03:22 PM	#9
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01-25-2003, 03:27 PM	#10
Curunír Enting Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: iepe kriepe friepe liepe Posts: 95	Impossible. Something like "We are going to make one more!" But in English It's not funny. __________________ Innie winnie frimmie zillie hoele kroele froele troele ape krape rape zape ulle frulle kulle a cup of milk huy!

02-03-2003, 08:05 PM	#11
Guardian_of_the_Forest Enting Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: A Forgotten Forest Posts: 50	There is a commercial for a local matress store here that is very cheesy. It features a guy in a goofy costume called "Matress Man". Give me a break. __________________ ~Jennie ~Lossenhyandowen ~Guardian of the Forest

02-03-2003, 09:02 PM	#12
frodosgirlfriend Elven Warrior Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: I live in la la land, you know, the place you go during math class Posts: 452	JC Penny’s commercials are sooooo bad. they are all so sexist. like the one with that fat guy and the baby and the baby’s flinging food and the fat guys just like "where is your mother?" it’s like what, do you need your little wife maid to take care of the children, is it impossible for you to, i don't know, maybe TAKE CARE OF YOU CHILD!!!! that commercial makes me soooooo mad __________________ LOOK A WEBSITE!!! LETS CLICK ON IT!!!!!! --------------------------------------------- AND FGF'S MOST GORGEOUS MAN ALIVE AT THE MOMENT'S AWARD GOES TO......... BRANDON BOYD (yes once again) !!!!! WOOOO!!! ---------------------------------------------- Hottness has no count for age.... thats why I'm merrying a forty year old who goes by the name of JOHNNY DEPP!!!! ----------------------------------------------- Fortune cookies tell all, so when i got the cookie telling me to date my love i became a stalker to Johnny Depp, and when i find him my excuse will be "the cookie made me do it" ------------------------------------------------ I'm not stupid, I'm special ------------------------------------------------ "But why is the rum gone?" "Captian, Catian Jack Sparrow" "pa-pa-pa parsnip, parla, --" "Just don't do anything... stupid" "WELL IT BLOODY IS NOW!" ~Captian Jack Sparrow ------------------------------------------------ Read my FP.net story!!!

02-03-2003, 09:32 PM	#13
Legolas_Frodo_Aragorn The Elven Queen Of All Pyros Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Im like a little bug stuck in the lamp...never going anywhere Posts: 795	i love the one with the holes __________________ Would you judge my future based on what i did in the past? Procrastinators Unite!!!.....tomorrrow.... Kids in backseats cause accidents...accidents in backseats cause kids As long as there are tests..there will be prayers in school

02-06-2003, 12:49 PM	#14
Narsil's Master Elven Warrior Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Indian,USA Posts: 109	the wazzup commercial from budwaisser __________________ naur an edraith amen, naur dan i ngaurhoth! well your on fire now. go team fencing!!!! fingolfin rox elven sox

02-06-2003, 06:19 PM	#16
Legolas_Frodo_Aragorn The Elven Queen Of All Pyros Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Im like a little bug stuck in the lamp...never going anywhere Posts: 795	yea, the jc penny ones are sorta sexist...its like..take care of your own kid! __________________ Would you judge my future based on what i did in the past? Procrastinators Unite!!!.....tomorrrow.... Kids in backseats cause accidents...accidents in backseats cause kids As long as there are tests..there will be prayers in school

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