Jesus named the thirteenth greatest ...American

Inderjit Sanghera · 01-09-2003, 04:27 PM

Anyone heard about this? My god, how I laughed!

sun-star · 01-09-2003, 04:54 PM

How silly, when everyone knows God is an Englishman

Hanza · 01-09-2003, 04:56 PM

No what happened

Andúril · 01-09-2003, 05:01 PM

There's a god???

Coney · 01-09-2003, 05:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Anduril
There's a god???

Yes and she looks exactly like Alanis Morrisette

Andúril · 01-09-2003, 05:07 PM

Does she have a spiral-shaped horn?

Coney · 01-09-2003, 05:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Anduril
Does she have a spiral-shaped horn?

I couldn't tell, God was wearing her hair up when I met her

Andúril · 01-09-2003, 05:15 PM

But you could see if she was pink? And looked a bit like......a unicorn?

Coney · 01-09-2003, 05:27 PM

Pink yes, unicorn no.

She'd tried the unicorn appirition for a while but felt it to be too much of a cliche........besides she got bored of only attracting virgins.

Evenstar1400 · 01-09-2003, 05:49 PM

everybody hates americans. ya know, americans are fellow LOTR fans too. and they dont want to be blown up by a nuclear bomb. i know this from experience.

Andúril · 01-09-2003, 05:50 PM

Not a unicorn, eh? Damn.

I'll must continue to believe in her by faith alone.

Elfhelm · 01-09-2003, 08:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Coney
Yes and she looks exactly like Alanis Morrisette

Can she do cartwheels?

osszie · 01-09-2003, 08:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Elfhelm
Can she do cartwheels?

Yes! But her speaking voice is terrible

Edit: Coney cannot access Entmoot.......this is his earlier incarnation

***Khamûl*** · 01-09-2003, 11:31 PM

Unless someone can give me a link or something that would lead to legitimate discussion in this thread, I'm going to close it.

***HOBBIT*** · 01-09-2003, 11:55 PM

what???

Wayfarer · 01-10-2003, 01:13 AM

(self edited)

Inderjit Sanghera · 01-10-2003, 09:17 AM

I'll try and get you a link, but I read it in a newspaper article. Bill Clinton was i it too. It was a pole of 900 Americans, and it went: (Top three)

1. Abe Lincoln.
2. John Kennedy.
3. Tupac Shakur..well O.K, Martin Luther King.

Here is my list:

1. Martin Luther King.
2. Abraham Lincoln.
3. Tupac Shakur.

Gwaimir Windgem · 01-10-2003, 11:23 AM

Um...Jesus isn't AMERICAN. How stupid can the media be?

Ma Uai: Ua Nemti · 01-10-2003, 11:30 PM

Quote:

everybody hates americans. ya know, americans are fellow LOTR fans too. and they dont want to be blown up by a nuclear bomb. i know this from experience.

I'm american (mostly) and even I dont like us.

Inderjit Sanghera · 01-11-2003, 07:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Evenstar1400
everybody hates americans. ya know, americans are fellow LOTR fans too. and they dont want to be blown up by a nuclear bomb. i know this from experience.

What on earth are you talking about? No one said they hated Americans. But this dsiplay of ignorance and has taken the stupidity of some of the U.S's citizens,a nd their patriotism to new depths. First you elect Bush and now this....

01-09-2003, 04:27 PM	#1
Inderjit Sanghera Elven Warrior Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Wolverhampton, England. Posts: 260	Jesus named the thirteenth greatest ...American Anyone heard about this? My god, how I laughed!

01-09-2003, 04:54 PM	#2
sun-star Lady of Letters Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Either Oxford or Kent, England Posts: 2,476	How silly, when everyone knows God is an Englishman __________________ And all the time the waves, the waves, the waves Chase, intersect and flatten on the sand As they have done for centuries, as they will For centuries to come, when not a soul Is left to picnic on the blazing rocks, When England is not England, when mankind Has blown himself to pieces. Still the sea, Consolingly disastrous, will return While the strange starfish, hugely magnified, Waits in the jewelled basin of a pool.

01-09-2003, 04:56 PM	#3
Hanza Woolly Jumper Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: In my field of paper flowers and candy clouds of lullaby Posts: 1,200	No what happened __________________ :: there's nothing comforting in change:: Why dont sheep shrink in the rain??

01-09-2003, 05:27 PM	#9
Coney The Buddy Rabbit Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Trapped in the headlights.. Posts: 3,372	Pink yes, unicorn no. She'd tried the unicorn appirition for a while but felt it to be too much of a cliche........besides she got bored of only attracting virgins. __________________ Blessed are the cracked, they let the light in Beatallica

01-09-2003, 05:49 PM	#10
Evenstar1400 Elven Warrior Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: In the inner depths of my lair. Posts: 421	everybody hates americans. ya know, americans are fellow LOTR fans too. and they dont want to be blown up by a nuclear bomb. i know this from experience. __________________ Treebeard: Hmm, you look like hobbits, smell like hobbits, feel like hobbits and sound like hobbits. You must be orcs!

01-09-2003, 05:01 PM	#4
Andúril The Original Corruptor Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,881	There's a god???

01-09-2003, 05:07 PM	#6
Andúril The Original Corruptor Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,881	Does she have a spiral-shaped horn?

01-09-2003, 05:15 PM	#8
Andúril The Original Corruptor Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,881	But you could see if she was pink? And looked a bit like......a unicorn?

01-09-2003, 05:50 PM	#11
Andúril The Original Corruptor Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,881	Not a unicorn, eh? Damn. I'll must continue to believe in her by faith alone.

01-09-2003, 11:31 PM	#14
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01-09-2003, 11:55 PM	#15
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01-10-2003, 01:13 AM	#16
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01-10-2003, 09:17 AM	#17
Inderjit Sanghera Elven Warrior Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Wolverhampton, England. Posts: 260	I'll try and get you a link, but I read it in a newspaper article. Bill Clinton was i it too. It was a pole of 900 Americans, and it went: (Top three) 1. Abe Lincoln. 2. John Kennedy. 3. Tupac Shakur..well O.K, Martin Luther King. Here is my list: 1. Martin Luther King. 2. Abraham Lincoln. 3. Tupac Shakur.

01-10-2003, 11:23 AM	#18
Gwaimir Windgem Dread Mothy Lord and Halfwitted Apprentice Loremaster Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Thomas Aquinas College, Santa Paula, CA Posts: 10,820	Um...Jesus isn't AMERICAN. How stupid can the media be? __________________ Crux fidelis, inter omnes arbor una nobilis. Nulla talem silva profert, fronde, flore, germine. Dulce lignum, dulce clavo, dulce pondus sustinens. 'With a melon?' - Eric Idle

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