Two towers sex scean?????

Sween · 11-14-2002, 05:09 PM

The two towers has just recived the cirtificate in england of 12a and the censors claim it has a sex scean? Legolas and gimli perhaps?

Elfhelm · 11-14-2002, 05:27 PM

Maybe some graphic images from Eowyn's imagination? I doubt we'll see any nipplage from Liv. It's spelled "scene" by the way. And I thought JL wrote "yellow MELON custard".

Andúril · 11-14-2002, 05:34 PM

I knew Merry shouldn't have trusted Pippin alone with Treebeard!!

Sween · 11-14-2002, 05:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Anduril
I knew Merry shouldn't have trusted Pippin alone with Treebeard!!

*bad joke warning* i knew that ent had wood in his trousers

Sminty_Smeagol · 11-14-2002, 06:57 PM

Hmm I read somewhere "Aragorn has a 'dream' about Arwen" or something along those lines. I'm quite positive it is Aragorn/Arwen, given, since it's hollywood, they would suggestive any sex scenes in the film, which they sort of did in the trailer that came out oct 1

BeardofPants · 11-14-2002, 07:01 PM

Nah, Peter doesn't even know how to do a sex scene.

Miranda · 11-14-2002, 07:02 PM

Aragorn and Arwen? Nah- public opinion in London- Aragorn and LEGOLAS!!!!!!!! The way those two look at eachother- only kidding- my friends sick sexual fantasy the second she saw them she turned to me a whispered- well I won't repeat but it was about the heavy breathing after the watcher in the water attacks at Moria. I nearly screamed- NOOOOOOOOOO!!! Not Aragorn, Legolas maybe but not Aragorn! I hope its sweet though and not with Eowyn- Aragorn couldn't betray Arwen could he? Mx PS I love Legolas so it'd better not involve him- my heart will break into a thousand pieces. Orlando, Orlando!!!!-mad girlish moment- swoon!

Dunadan · 11-14-2002, 07:06 PM

Pippin with Grishnakh, Treebeard trussed up in the background, Gandalf and the balrog at the bottom of the Endless Stair.

Miranda · 11-14-2002, 07:09 PM

Dunadan huney you're sick- a hobbit with an orc is just going too far

What about Frodo and Sam? Anyone considered those two running away together into Mordor- hmm? Mx

durin's bane · 11-14-2002, 07:18 PM

There won't be a sex scene. Otherwise there'd be an an adult only rating and you can't do that. Afterall, kids read the books too.

bropous · 11-14-2002, 10:55 PM

...AND, Ladies and Gentlemen, children also visit the Moot.

Hope we can all remember that. It's a fine line......

***gdl96*** · 11-14-2002, 11:10 PM

Yes, bropus, and let's not cross it.

bropous · 11-14-2002, 11:21 PM

eyeballing "the line".....

I ain't going over there.

Safer over here.

cassiopeia · 11-14-2002, 11:55 PM

Hmm, this reminds of the thread where Tater said there would be a sex scene between Arwen and Aragorn.

I guess the only people who could be involved are Arwen and Aragorn (I won't even mention Frodo and Sam

). Or maybe Eowyn gets her way with Aragorn (lucky gal). I can't really see how they could fit it in. Aragorn: Err, sorry guys, can't fight the orcs anymore, Arwen just arrived at Helms Deep.

Miranda: Perhaps your friend should read some Legolas/Aragorn slash fan fiction. Some of it is quite disturbing.

**crickhollow** · 11-15-2002, 02:24 PM

From TORn:

Quote:

No More Sex In TTT!
Xoanon @ 9:18 am EST

Not that there ever was any in the first place...check this out from Fergus: I recieved this update from Odeon concerning TTT - it seems the sexual content was a mistake! The fil has been confirmed as a 12A which means there may be more violence than FOTR.

1) The actual release date for The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers is December 18th and NOT December 13th as reported.

2) The certificate for The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers is confirmed as 12A. However, the correct certificate addendum is in fact, "contains intense combat and fantasy horror scenes". It is NOT, "contains moderate action, violence and one sex scene" which was attached by mistake. This is in fact the correct certificate addendum for James Bond: Die Another Day.

All a misunderstanding, apparently

Amandil · 11-15-2002, 03:19 PM

Oh.

Darn, I wanted to make a witty comment about how Orlando Bloom looks like a girl... (sorry, Miranda)

Miranda · 11-15-2002, 06:15 PM

What can I say? I love a guy with a feminine side. Hey he may look like a girl in LOTR but whoa have you seen him in everything else!!! MIAOW!!! That man's so insanely gorgeous its untrue- I especially love his one line appearance in Wilde. As for the mistake in the ratings I thought it would be a 12A just looking at the pictures (Hey I'm still having nightmares about Ringwraiths!) but I'm actually glad there's no sex scene. Arwen and Aragorn's relationship has a sort of innocence about it that a scene like that would just destroy. Mx

Wayfarer · 11-15-2002, 08:42 PM

Hmm...

What do you think arwen and aragorn went up into the tower for after their wedding?

What were eowyn and farimir doing in the houses of healing?

What does frodo think sam has waited long enough to do with rosy? And where exactly does little elanor come from?

There's plenty of sex in the books... it's just understated, not explicit. And if PJ could manage to reproduce that, I say go for it.

samwise of the shire · 11-16-2002, 01:30 AM

Oh shat...first it was Arwen at Helms Deep and now it's THIS! One of the things that I like about LOTR is that it's a refuge from todays tolerance towards sex outside of marriage. It makes the marriages of Eowyn+Faramir, Aragorn+ Arwen and Sam+ Rose sweeter and more poignant because they're innocent.
If a sex scene is added in TTT then it will take away the innocence of LOTR and RUIN it's refuge and security...at least for the movies...it'll ruin the whole thing...I mean Aragorn and Arwen messing around before they get married? That is not kingly or elven princessly at all...

A sincerely upset
Sam

olsonm · 11-16-2002, 01:36 AM

Samwise don't worry. It was a mistake. The sex scene rating was for the new James Bond movie. They accidentally put it with TTT.

11-14-2002, 05:09 PM	#1
Sween im quite stupid Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Cockermouth Posts: 2,058	Two towers sex scean????? The two towers has just recived the cirtificate in england of 12a and the censors claim it has a sex scean? Legolas and gimli perhaps? __________________ Yeah god hes ok but i would rather be judged by a sheep than that idiot

11-14-2002, 05:27 PM	#2
Elfhelm Marshal of the Eastmark Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Portland, OR Posts: 1,412	Maybe some graphic images from Eowyn's imagination? I doubt we'll see any nipplage from Liv. It's spelled "scene" by the way. And I thought JL wrote "yellow MELON custard". __________________ cya

11-14-2002, 07:01 PM	#6
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	Nah, Peter doesn't even know how to do a sex scene. __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

11-14-2002, 07:18 PM	#10
durin's bane Lady of Westernesse Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Canada (Help! Our parliament building is melting!) Posts: 761	There won't be a sex scene. Otherwise there'd be an an adult only rating and you can't do that. Afterall, kids read the books too. __________________ Yada, yada, yada

11-14-2002, 10:55 PM	#11
bropous EIDRIORCQWSDAKLMED DCWWTIWOATTOPWFIO Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Littleton, CO Posts: 1,176	...AND, Ladies and Gentlemen, children also visit the Moot. Hope we can all remember that. It's a fine line...... __________________ "...[The Lord of the Rings] is to exemplify most clearly a recurrent theme: the place in 'world politics' of the unforeseen and unforeseeable acts of will, and deeds of virtue of the apparently small, ungreat, fogotten in the places of the Wise and Great (good as well as evil). A moral of the whole (after the primary symbolism of the Ring, as the will to mere power, seeking to make itself objective by physical force and mechanism, and so also inevitably by lies) is the obvious one that without the high and noble the simple and vulgar is utterly mean; and without the simple and ordinary the noble and heroic is meaningless." Letters of JRR Tolkien, page 160.

11-14-2002, 05:34 PM	#3
Andúril The Original Corruptor Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,881	I knew Merry shouldn't have trusted Pippin alone with Treebeard!!

11-14-2002, 06:57 PM	#5
Sminty_Smeagol Manic Cardboard-Box Dweller Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: In a house Posts: 1,071	Hmm I read somewhere "Aragorn has a 'dream' about Arwen" or something along those lines. I'm quite positive it is Aragorn/Arwen, given, since it's hollywood, they would suggestive any sex scenes in the film, which they sort of did in the trailer that came out oct 1

11-14-2002, 07:02 PM	#7
Miranda 'Bohemian princess of Covent Garden Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Mill Posts: 544	Aragorn and Arwen? Nah- public opinion in London- Aragorn and LEGOLAS!!!!!!!! The way those two look at eachother- only kidding- my friends sick sexual fantasy the second she saw them she turned to me a whispered- well I won't repeat but it was about the heavy breathing after the watcher in the water attacks at Moria. I nearly screamed- NOOOOOOOOOO!!! Not Aragorn, Legolas maybe but not Aragorn! I hope its sweet though and not with Eowyn- Aragorn couldn't betray Arwen could he? Mx PS I love Legolas so it'd better not involve him- my heart will break into a thousand pieces. Orlando, Orlando!!!!-mad girlish moment- swoon!

11-14-2002, 07:06 PM	#8
Dunadan The Quite Querulous Quendi Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Oxon, UK Posts: 638	Pippin with Grishnakh, Treebeard trussed up in the background, Gandalf and the balrog at the bottom of the Endless Stair.

11-14-2002, 07:09 PM	#9
Miranda 'Bohemian princess of Covent Garden Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Mill Posts: 544	Dunadan huney you're sick- a hobbit with an orc is just going too far What about Frodo and Sam? Anyone considered those two running away together into Mordor- hmm? Mx

11-14-2002, 11:10 PM	#12
*gdl96* the greg the admin Join Date: Sep 1999 Location: NJ Posts: 2,101	Yes, bropus, and let's not cross it.

11-14-2002, 11:21 PM	#13
bropous EIDRIORCQWSDAKLMED DCWWTIWOATTOPWFIO Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Littleton, CO Posts: 1,176	eyeballing "the line"..... I ain't going over there. Safer over here. __________________ "...[The Lord of the Rings] is to exemplify most clearly a recurrent theme: the place in 'world politics' of the unforeseen and unforeseeable acts of will, and deeds of virtue of the apparently small, ungreat, fogotten in the places of the Wise and Great (good as well as evil). A moral of the whole (after the primary symbolism of the Ring, as the will to mere power, seeking to make itself objective by physical force and mechanism, and so also inevitably by lies) is the obvious one that without the high and noble the simple and vulgar is utterly mean; and without the simple and ordinary the noble and heroic is meaningless." Letters of JRR Tolkien, page 160.

11-14-2002, 11:55 PM	#14
cassiopeia Viggoholic Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Australia Posts: 1,749	Hmm, this reminds of the thread where Tater said there would be a sex scene between Arwen and Aragorn. I guess the only people who could be involved are Arwen and Aragorn (I won't even mention Frodo and Sam ). Or maybe Eowyn gets her way with Aragorn (lucky gal). I can't really see how they could fit it in. Aragorn: Err, sorry guys, can't fight the orcs anymore, Arwen just arrived at Helms Deep. Miranda: Perhaps your friend should read some Legolas/Aragorn slash fan fiction. Some of it is quite disturbing. __________________ Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

11-15-2002, 03:19 PM	#16
Amandil Guy-who-should-come-here-more-often Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Alberta, in spirit -- Vlaanderen, in body (Canada? Never heard of it!) Posts: 120	Oh. Darn, I wanted to make a witty comment about how Orlando Bloom looks like a girl... (sorry, Miranda) __________________ Amandil Mithadan "Why would you want to tamper with anything Tolkien did?" --Ralph Bashki "Seeking self, I find nothing but myself, but in this I drink the cup of gall I really am. I want everything, and I may have everything, but I have nothing except what I have. What I have I know is not what will fulfill me, and I know this in the bitterness of satisfied desire. Everything I have is still not enough, and in getting everything I have, I have not myself, indeed what I have may have twisted what I am and might be into an image of my own possessions. I will to possess, but I end up possessed by what I possess." -- William Desmond (Ethics and the Between, p. 209-210)

11-15-2002, 06:15 PM	#17
Miranda 'Bohemian princess of Covent Garden Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Mill Posts: 544	What can I say? I love a guy with a feminine side. Hey he may look like a girl in LOTR but whoa have you seen him in everything else!!! MIAOW!!! That man's so insanely gorgeous its untrue- I especially love his one line appearance in Wilde. As for the mistake in the ratings I thought it would be a 12A just looking at the pictures (Hey I'm still having nightmares about Ringwraiths!) but I'm actually glad there's no sex scene. Arwen and Aragorn's relationship has a sort of innocence about it that a scene like that would just destroy. Mx

11-15-2002, 08:42 PM	#18
Wayfarer The Insufferable Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 3,333	Hmm... What do you think arwen and aragorn went up into the tower for after their wedding? What were eowyn and farimir doing in the houses of healing? What does frodo think sam has waited long enough to do with rosy? And where exactly does little elanor come from? There's plenty of sex in the books... it's just understated, not explicit. And if PJ could manage to reproduce that, I say go for it. __________________ Disgraced he may be, yet is not dethroned, and keeps the rags of lordship once he owned

11-16-2002, 01:30 AM	#19
samwise of the shire Radically Tolkienited Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: If home is where the heart is, and my heart is in heaven...that should answer your question. <+>< Posts: 967	Oh shat...first it was Arwen at Helms Deep and now it's THIS! One of the things that I like about LOTR is that it's a refuge from todays tolerance towards sex outside of marriage. It makes the marriages of Eowyn+Faramir, Aragorn+ Arwen and Sam+ Rose sweeter and more poignant because they're innocent. If a sex scene is added in TTT then it will take away the innocence of LOTR and RUIN it's refuge and security...at least for the movies...it'll ruin the whole thing...I mean Aragorn and Arwen messing around before they get married? That is not kingly or elven princessly at all... A sincerely upset Sam __________________ Jesus is my all in all <><+<><+<><+<><+<><+<><+ People who are so concerned with escapism do have a name...we call them jailers. ~J.R.R Tolkien Radically Saved, Totally Tolkienited GOD... BLESS... AMERICA...

11-16-2002, 01:36 AM	#20
olsonm Elf Lord Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: minneapolis MN Posts: 920	Samwise don't worry. It was a mistake. The sex scene rating was for the new James Bond movie. They accidentally put it with TTT. __________________ Gandalf lives...oh and Frodo too. Haldir Lives!!!

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