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Elf Lord
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Mirkwood, well actually I live in North-west Scania, Sweden
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"Headlines" of the Ancient Times
An example...
Young Man Crucified By the Romans ...Makes Miraculuos Recovery Another example... Old Man Saves Hundreds of People And Animals From Worldwide Deluge ...Sends Out A Dove In Search of Land And Finds It! |
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Bard of Mangled Songs
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila
Posts: 2,679
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ok then...
French Hostess Insists On Cake..
...Will Lose More than Just Head Dismemberment starts at 11.
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Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert Accio, Ash Nazg! Elennuru s?*la lúmenn' omentielvo (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures... Last edited by Arathorn : 11-12-2002 at 10:01 AM. |
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The Buddy Rabbit
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Trapped in the headlights..
Posts: 3,372
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World War 1
SIR DOUGLAS HAIG SHOCKS MILLIONS!!
As he reveals battle plan (Sept 10 1918). Soldiers demand "Why weren't we told of a plan earlier?" |
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Elf Lord
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Mirkwood, well actually I live in North-west Scania, Sweden
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Young Warrior Soon To Be King Defeats Giant With Slingshot!
Shouting Brought Down Walls Volcano Erupts Covering City In Hot Ash - thousands killed by noxious fumes and deadly downpour. This in now from the State of Kiev: After Futile Attack On Constantinople, Igor Makes Trade Agreement With Byzantium And in other parts of the world: Mongols Victorious At River Battle Henry the Quarrelsome Deprived of His Duchy Last edited by Grey_Wolf : 11-13-2002 at 08:54 AM. |
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the Shrike
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: San Francisco, CA <3
Posts: 10,647
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Rameses victorious at Quadesh! (Or was it the other way around?)
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"Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords |
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The Buddy Rabbit
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Trapped in the headlights..
Posts: 3,372
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HORSE ROMPS HOME IN THE ELECTION RACE
Caligula's favourite wins military title. WELLINGTON GIVES NAPOLEON THE BOOT Reactions from the Waterloo battlefield Last edited by Coney : 11-12-2002 at 06:34 PM. |
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Elven Warrior
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Wherever I may roam
Posts: 207
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CEASAR'S GAY LOVER
See Him Caught on the Beaches of Sicily! Exclusive pictures only in Roman Times magazine --or-- RIOT BREAKS OUT AT COLLISEUM Cause Believed to be Overpriced Mead |
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Fowl Administrator
Join Date: Dec 1999
Location: Calgary or Edmonton, Canada
Posts: 53,420
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SOCRATES EXECUTED
But we don't know that for a fact
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The Buddy Rabbit
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Trapped in the headlights..
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JESUS SAVES!
But Lucifer scores on the rebound. |
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Fowl Administrator
Join Date: Dec 1999
Location: Calgary or Edmonton, Canada
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That's an oldie but goodie, heh.
Opinion: PYRAMID CONSTRUCTION A WASTE OF IMPERIAL FUNDS Pharaohs don't seem to get the point
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The Buddy Rabbit
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Trapped in the headlights..
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HADRIAN BUILDS WALL!
Disgruntled gardeners threaten strike! |
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Fowl Administrator
Join Date: Dec 1999
Location: Calgary or Edmonton, Canada
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GREEK ALLIANCE SACKS TROY
Value of gold in Troy ounces fluctuates
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The Buddy Rabbit
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Trapped in the headlights..
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ACHILLES FALLS!
Rumours of old foot disability grow. |
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Fowl Administrator
Join Date: Dec 1999
Location: Calgary or Edmonton, Canada
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MASSIVE FLOODS COVER KNOWN WORLD
God sought by authorities for questioning
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The Buddy Rabbit
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Trapped in the headlights..
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JUDAS UPSETS THE CHRIST!
At a pleasant supper Judas Iscariot spilled the salt, Jesus,after a mere moment of disgruntlement, said to be "forgiving". |
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Elven Warrior
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Wherever I may roam
Posts: 207
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PIGEONS TAUGHT TO CARRY MESSAGES
Experts Say This Will Revolutionize Communications "This will make the world seem even smaller than it is already" In a related story: CITIZENS WARNED NOT TO SEND MESSAGES WHILE DRIVING A CHARIOT Claimed to be Leading Cause of Chariot Crashes Last edited by Treebeard's apprentice : 11-12-2002 at 10:21 PM. |
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Bard of Mangled Songs
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila
Posts: 2,679
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Man Claims To Have Proven World Is Round
Authorities still insist he sneaked eastward after a well-publicized sendoff in the west coast.
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Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert Accio, Ash Nazg! Elennuru s?*la lúmenn' omentielvo (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures... |
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Elven Warrior
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Wherever I may roam
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COMPLETION NEARS ON PYRAMIDS OF GIZA
Local Teen Hopes To See Them Finished Before He Dies NEW INVENTION: WHEEL REVEALED AT WORLD EXPO Now If Only We Can Find A Practical Use . . . |
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Bard of Mangled Songs
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila
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RE Switches To New Currency
The Roman Empire formally launched it's new Romeo coinage bearing the Ceasar's likeness. Although there was some resistance in Gaul, it was finally accepted with open arms after a few public crucifixions.
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The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: N?n in Eilph (Belgium)
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BREAKING NEWS: Dinosaurs bite the dust!
Will mammals become the new dominant species?
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