im going to be a daddy!!!!!!!

Sween · 09-03-2002, 06:50 PM

im going to be a father im so pleased

.

any advice for me?

BeardofPants · 09-03-2002, 07:11 PM

Yeah. Use condoms in future. Or better yet, get a vasectomy. Oh, and you may as well split up with your girlfriend now. Save a lot of pain later on.

Sween · 09-03-2002, 07:15 PM

oh we will be fine

. ive allways wanted a child and its gonna be cool

.

BeardofPants · 09-03-2002, 07:16 PM

You will forgive me, of course, while I laugh cynically down my sleeve.

samwiselvr2008 · 09-03-2002, 07:46 PM

CONGRADULATIONS!!!!!!!!!!!

Just as long as you bring it up loving Lord of the Rings!

Lizra · 09-03-2002, 08:44 PM

Holy cow dude!

Congratulations. You better sober up and start thinking about money and how you are going to make lots of it. Good luck!

Duddun · 09-03-2002, 08:59 PM

Gratz

osszie · 09-03-2002, 09:06 PM

Have the child adopted by an eccentric rich relative who owns a magic ring and who's best friend is an old man who wears a grey cloak whith pointy hat and staff accessories.

It might not be an easy life, but your child will thank you for it

Congrat's Sween.........you're in for a very interesting 20 yrs or so

Arathorn · 09-03-2002, 09:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by samwiselvr2008

Just as long as you bring it up loving Lord of the Rings!

Yeah, Congratulations!

And don't forget to tell him/her about Star Wars as well!

Starr Polish · 09-03-2002, 09:32 PM

Congratulations, and good luck! You're going to need it. Babies are a lot of work. I hope everything will turn out for you (contrary to popular belief, teenage parents can be very succesful, so meh...)

***gdl96*** · 09-03-2002, 09:35 PM

Congratulations!

When you show him/her Star Wars, are you going to show him/her the original trilogy first (4,5,6,1,2,3) or the prequels first? (1,2,3,4,5,6)?

Arathorn · 09-03-2002, 09:43 PM

Yeah, by the time he's/she's almost 3 yrs old, Episode III will be out.

Duddun · 09-03-2002, 10:18 PM

show him LotR first.

Sween · 09-04-2002, 05:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by gdl96
Congratulations!

When you show him/her Star Wars, are you going to show him/her the original trilogy first (4,5,6,1,2,3) or the prequels first? (1,2,3,4,5,6)?

have to be origional triology first the other 2 dont even come close to been what star wars is whilsts the others are just amazing.

be years till he/she came appreciate movies like that though. LOTR may be a bit too scary for a while at least.

Laurelyn · 09-04-2002, 06:07 AM

Congratulations, sween! Mara alma an elye, nildonya.
Best wishes to you and your girlfriend/wife (whichever). Don't let your kid drive you too crazy . . . eh . . . maybe that's just a big sister's opinion of little kids.

Really though, babies are wonderful. Good luck.

Elenka · 09-04-2002, 07:19 AM

Congrats!!! Mara Valto.

Artanis · 09-04-2002, 01:03 PM

Grattis Sween!

jerseydevil · 09-04-2002, 01:47 PM

Congratulations Sween. You will have to reavaluate your goals and all that with a child coming.

I won't rain on your parade like BoP though.

I always find it strange though congratulating people on having children (or getting someone pregnant) - as if it's something difficult.

Artanis · 09-04-2002, 01:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jerseydevil
I always find it strange though congratulating people on having children (or getting someone pregnant) - as if it's something difficult.

For some people it is difficult. I know many couples who have tried several years without success.

But trying to get pregnant, or practicing for trying to get pregnant

is quite enjoyable.

jerseydevil · 09-04-2002, 02:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Artanis

For some people it is difficult. I know many couples who have tried several years without success.

But trying to get pregnant, or practicing for trying to get pregnant is quite enjoyable.

For the vast majority of people though - it's not that hard to accomplish though.

Well we all know from previous posts that Sween was having a great time and he has the tapes to show his kids.

I can just picture it - him sitting with his child and showing them the second of conception

- "See right there - that was you being conceived. Isn't that cool?"

09-03-2002, 06:50 PM	#1
Sween im quite stupid Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Cockermouth Posts: 2,058	im going to be a daddy!!!!!!! im going to be a father im so pleased . any advice for me? __________________ Yeah god hes ok but i would rather be judged by a sheep than that idiot

09-03-2002, 07:11 PM	#2
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	Yeah. Use condoms in future. Or better yet, get a vasectomy. Oh, and you may as well split up with your girlfriend now. Save a lot of pain later on. __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

09-03-2002, 07:15 PM	#3
Sween im quite stupid Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Cockermouth Posts: 2,058	oh we will be fine . ive allways wanted a child and its gonna be cool . __________________ Yeah god hes ok but i would rather be judged by a sheep than that idiot

09-03-2002, 07:16 PM	#4
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	You will forgive me, of course, while I laugh cynically down my sleeve. __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

09-03-2002, 07:46 PM	#5
samwiselvr2008 Elf Lord Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Hobbiton Posts: 739	CONGRADULATIONS!!!!!!!!!!! Just as long as you bring it up loving Lord of the Rings! __________________ Jesus loves you! Movie vewing count from the theater: Return of the King:9 Two Towers: 11 Fellowship: 13 FRODO LIVES!

09-03-2002, 08:44 PM	#6
Lizra Domesticated Swing Babe Join Date: May 2002 Location: Reality Posts: 5,340	Holy cow dude! Congratulations. You better sober up and start thinking about money and how you are going to make lots of it. Good luck!

09-03-2002, 08:59 PM	#7
Duddun I Antha Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: You expect ME to know? Posts: 784	Gratz

09-03-2002, 09:06 PM	#8
osszie Elven Warrior Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 409	Have the child adopted by an eccentric rich relative who owns a magic ring and who's best friend is an old man who wears a grey cloak whith pointy hat and staff accessories. It might not be an easy life, but your child will thank you for it Congrat's Sween.........you're in for a very interesting 20 yrs or so

09-03-2002, 09:32 PM	#10
Starr Polish Elf Lord Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Slow down and I sail on the river, slow down and I walk to the hill Posts: 2,389	Congratulations, and good luck! You're going to need it. Babies are a lot of work. I hope everything will turn out for you (contrary to popular belief, teenage parents can be very succesful, so meh...) __________________ “The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts.” –Bertrand Russell

09-03-2002, 09:35 PM	#11
*gdl96* the greg the admin Join Date: Sep 1999 Location: NJ Posts: 2,101	Congratulations! When you show him/her Star Wars, are you going to show him/her the original trilogy first (4,5,6,1,2,3) or the prequels first? (1,2,3,4,5,6)?

09-03-2002, 09:43 PM	#12
Arathorn Bard of Mangled Songs Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila Posts: 2,679	Yeah, by the time he's/she's almost 3 yrs old, Episode III will be out. __________________ Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert *Accio, Ash Nazg!* Elennuru s?la lúmenn' omentielvo* (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures...

09-03-2002, 10:18 PM	#13
Duddun I Antha Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: You expect ME to know? Posts: 784	show him LotR first.

09-04-2002, 06:07 AM	#15
Laurelyn Elf Lord Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Valinor, right next to Telperion . . . what did you expect, Michigan? Posts: 1,315	Congratulations, sween! Mara alma an elye, nildonya. Best wishes to you and your girlfriend/wife (whichever). Don't let your kid drive you too crazy . . . eh . . . maybe that's just a big sister's opinion of little kids. Really though, babies are wonderful. Good luck. __________________ The Third Age of Entmoot has begun. Angel of music, guide and guardian! Grant to me your glory! The country I eat and spend the day in is by no means the country I sleep and dream in. Define patriotism. Hold the boat, you spastic monkey! ~ Elenka

09-04-2002, 07:19 AM	#16
Elenka The Negative Soul of Entmoot Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: The Middle Distance Posts: 651	Congrats!!! Mara Valto. __________________ W00T for the M00T!! War doesn't determine who is right - war determines who is left.

09-04-2002, 01:03 PM	#17
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09-04-2002, 01:47 PM	#18
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