What's your favorite method of destruction

Masderano · 09-01-2002, 10:51 PM

What's your favorite method of destruction!

This is a rather inappropriate topic - admin.

Masderano · 09-01-2002, 11:01 PM

setting things on fire then watching them burn to the ground wah hah hah

Celandine · 09-01-2002, 11:10 PM

if it is a big building, fireworks, if it is something small like a lego town or something running through it

Sylvee Estel · 09-01-2002, 11:22 PM

Fireworks, fire? Burning?!!!! Ya'll sound like the pyros in my nieghborhood who tried to burn down the metal stop sign with pine sap!!! Good thing you can't set fire to this website... lol.

Celandine · 09-01-2002, 11:25 PM

well our grandpa used to shove the christmas tree up the fireplace and light it on fire, and llark one set fire to his neighbors fence and he burns plastic army men with fireworks.

Sylvee Estel · 09-01-2002, 11:29 PM

Wow, maybe the guys in my nieghborhood aren't so abnormal after all. Well actually they still are. Lol. I promise that one day they will burn down the neighborhood. Well actually I don't want them to do that, so I guess I don't want them to do that... On trash days they will fish trash out of peoples trash cans and burn it. Stupid, stupid...

Nibs · 09-02-2002, 12:59 AM

Depends on what's being destroyed. A cockroach, for example, would easily be tied onto a bottle rocket for maximum pleasure from minimum effort.

A television, on the other hand, may work best with a high cliff and our friend we call gravity.

A videotape, computer, or other deplorable method of data storage can be easily taken care of with the swift and accurate administering of a sledgehammer.

And, lastly, there are the flammable and poke-able items, such as boy band posters, boy band CDs, boy bands, etcetera, etcetera...

katya · 09-02-2002, 01:18 AM

i like fire...fire is pretty...i am a pyro. yay! pyros rock. i like to use fire on things that look pretty in fire. many things do. other than that, um...smashing them is alright. but fire is the best. it seems more complete to me as well. and pretty...ooo...

Rûdhaglarien · 09-02-2002, 01:25 AM

I don't know, I've always enjoyed smashing things against walls and with hammers and such... it helps me to vent as well, get out all my anger... I don't know.

Sween · 09-02-2002, 05:14 AM

i like to destroy thinhs myself my wepon of choice is a sledgehammer

Elenka · 09-02-2002, 10:14 AM

Well...For living things, feet and fists are my choice weapons. For wooden or flimsy plastic items, fire is an excellent method. If the wooden object is too big to conviently burn, launching it into a wall repeatedly will usually reduce it into pieces you can burn. If the plastic item is not flimsy, hammers and large rocks to drop on it will dent and crush it very nicely. You can then finished the off the destruction by throwing bugs into a fire and smashing any remaining bits of wood or plastic into toothpicks.

Khadrane · 09-02-2002, 11:09 AM

Fire and sledgehammers.

Treebeard's apprentice · 09-02-2002, 11:34 AM

You know what looks really cool in a fire?

Take a piece of copper pipe and put in a length of green garden hose so that it sticks out each end of the pipe an inch or two. When you put it in a fire, it glows all green and red and blue and orange and its really sweet.

As far as my favorite method of destruction, I would have said 'splosions are cool' but that has already been taken, so I will be different and say..............hmm.........this is hard........

Ooh I got it! --- The Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man!!!!!!!

Celandine · 09-02-2002, 11:46 AM

fire is the way to go

Duddun · 09-02-2002, 12:04 PM

Definately fire other ways take too long.

Rána Eressëa · 09-02-2002, 12:48 PM

I made a caterpillar colony once. But ants attacked. We moved the caterpillars onto highland in the Miny Mountains' tunnels and flooded the lower regions (the dungeon became a lake).

So, yeah, water.

09-01-2002, 10:51 PM	#1
Masderano Banned Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: orthanc Posts: 14	What's your favorite method of destruction What's your favorite method of destruction! This is a rather inappropriate topic - admin.

09-01-2002, 11:22 PM	#4
Sylvee Estel Elven Warrior Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Tennessee Posts: 115	Fireworks, fire? Burning?!!!! Ya'll sound like the pyros in my nieghborhood who tried to burn down the metal stop sign with pine sap!!! Good thing you can't set fire to this website... lol. __________________ ~Sylvee

09-01-2002, 11:29 PM	#6
Sylvee Estel Elven Warrior Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Tennessee Posts: 115	Wow, maybe the guys in my nieghborhood aren't so abnormal after all. Well actually they still are. Lol. I promise that one day they will burn down the neighborhood. Well actually I don't want them to do that, so I guess I don't want them to do that... On trash days they will fish trash out of peoples trash cans and burn it. Stupid, stupid... __________________ ~Sylvee

09-02-2002, 12:59 AM	#7
Nibs Head Hollara Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Texas Posts: 751	Depends on what's being destroyed. A cockroach, for example, would easily be tied onto a bottle rocket for maximum pleasure from minimum effort. A television, on the other hand, may work best with a high cliff and our friend we call gravity. A videotape, computer, or other deplorable method of data storage can be easily taken care of with the swift and accurate administering of a sledgehammer. And, lastly, there are the flammable and poke-able items, such as boy band posters, boy band CDs, boy bands, etcetera, etcetera... __________________ "People used to ring up and say 'Don't quit your day job' or 'sell your synth', but the joke's on them: we were fired and the synth is broken!" -John Flansburgh from They Might Be Giants Ever heard of Mormons? I'm one. Click here to know more about us.

09-02-2002, 01:25 AM	#9
Rûdhaglarien Elven Warrior Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 288	I don't know, I've always enjoyed smashing things against walls and with hammers and such... it helps me to vent as well, get out all my anger... I don't know. __________________ I have a very expensive pen.

09-01-2002, 11:01 PM	#2
Masderano Banned Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: orthanc Posts: 14	setting things on fire then watching them burn to the ground wah hah hah

09-01-2002, 11:10 PM	#3
Celandine Elven Warrior Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Seattle Posts: 168	if it is a big building, fireworks, if it is something small like a lego town or something running through it

09-01-2002, 11:25 PM	#5
Celandine Elven Warrior Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Seattle Posts: 168	well our grandpa used to shove the christmas tree up the fireplace and light it on fire, and llark one set fire to his neighbors fence and he burns plastic army men with fireworks.

09-02-2002, 01:18 AM	#8
katya Elven Maiden Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 3,309	i like fire...fire is pretty...i am a pyro. yay! pyros rock. i like to use fire on things that look pretty in fire. many things do. other than that, um...smashing them is alright. but fire is the best. it seems more complete to me as well. and pretty...ooo...

09-02-2002, 05:14 AM	#10
Sween im quite stupid Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Cockermouth Posts: 2,058	i like to destroy thinhs myself my wepon of choice is a sledgehammer __________________ Yeah god hes ok but i would rather be judged by a sheep than that idiot

09-02-2002, 10:14 AM	#11
Elenka The Negative Soul of Entmoot Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: The Middle Distance Posts: 651	Well...For living things, feet and fists are my choice weapons. For wooden or flimsy plastic items, fire is an excellent method. If the wooden object is too big to conviently burn, launching it into a wall repeatedly will usually reduce it into pieces you can burn. If the plastic item is not flimsy, hammers and large rocks to drop on it will dent and crush it very nicely. You can then finished the off the destruction by throwing bugs into a fire and smashing any remaining bits of wood or plastic into toothpicks. __________________ W00T for the M00T!! War doesn't determine who is right - war determines who is left.

09-02-2002, 11:09 AM	#12
Khadrane Elf Lord Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Middle Earth (I wish) Posts: 670	Fire and sledgehammers. __________________ Few know whither their road will take them till they come to its end. -Legolas FRODO LIVES! ABORTION IS HOMICIDE

09-02-2002, 11:34 AM	#13
Treebeard's apprentice Elven Warrior Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Wherever I may roam Posts: 207	You know what looks really cool in a fire? Take a piece of copper pipe and put in a length of green garden hose so that it sticks out each end of the pipe an inch or two. When you put it in a fire, it glows all green and red and blue and orange and its really sweet. As far as my favorite method of destruction, I would have said 'splosions are cool' but that has already been taken, so I will be different and say..............hmm.........this is hard........ Ooh I got it! --- The Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man!!!!!!!

09-02-2002, 11:46 AM	#14
Celandine Elven Warrior Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Seattle Posts: 168	fire is the way to go

09-02-2002, 12:04 PM	#15
Duddun I Antha Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: You expect ME to know? Posts: 784	Definately fire other ways take too long.

09-02-2002, 12:48 PM	#16
Rána Eressëa The Rogue Elf Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 1,722	I made a caterpillar colony once. But ants attacked. We moved the caterpillars onto highland in the Miny Mountains' tunnels and flooded the lower regions (the dungeon became a lake). So, yeah, water.

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