When I take over the world......

WiseWizard · 08-31-2002, 03:15 AM

I don't know if this already exists or not, but even if it does, there should be two of them. This is a thread for all of us who say we're going to take over the world someday. Feel free to discuss plans, divide up the world amongst yourselves, so on and so forth.
And please, be as outrageous as you want to be!
Just remember that in the end, I'll be the only one left standing.

Rûdhaglarien · 08-31-2002, 03:47 AM

I seriously doubt it... my gold, silver, bright pink, and electric blue *look at me, look at me* robots made of aluminum foil and R/C cars shall topple all who stand in MY way... even you shall fall....
MUAHAHAHA!!
*looks around nervously, afraid that I laughed a bit too loudly, then turns back to complex blueprints and little R/C racecar remotes...*

WiseWizard · 08-31-2002, 03:56 AM

Well thanks fo telling me your plan! You might want to look into a mirror now......see all those funny little red light on your forehead?

Robots with vanity? I prefer cyborgs myself, however, we do all know what happened to the Borg.

Rûdhaglarien · 08-31-2002, 04:01 AM

Of course robots with vanity!! Everyone around me is vain... why shouldn't my robots be?!?! Not cyborgs!! BAH!! Homemade robots are so much better, don't you know??*Breathes deeply to calm nerves* Oh and btw... I'm nowhere near a mirror right now... I don't like them much... especially if they reflect 'funny little red light[s]' on mee forehead... not fun, not fun at all.
*lays flat on floor, hands over head*
I'll destroy you yet!!
*pulls plans down to floor*

EUREKA!! I'm not telling you a thing... you'll just have to wait and see what I have planned for this miserable earth... my plan would put Sauron to shame... a Ring... Pffft!!(

)

*stomps off, nose in air, looking wildly about and clutching 'MASTER PLAN' tightly to chest*

WiseWizard · 08-31-2002, 01:13 PM

(small hole in glass appears as Rûdhaglarien dives down) Damn it, I missed!....I mean, I meant to do that....yeah, I'm just playing with you!
Robots are okay, but weak. Sure they can get rid of humans real quick, but psychic evil gods are not so easy to get rid of. That's right, I'm a psychic evil god, proven by the Magic 8 ball 50 times! (It said yes 50 times in a row with several "ask again later"s in between when I asked it if I was a psychic evil god) So there!

There are actually two proven psychic evil gods in existance, so you can run, but you can't hide. And by the way, I already know your 'master plan' simply because I know everything. I also know that your master plan contains one very large, almost invisible flaw.....but I think I'll withhold that information and use it as blackmail. *sinister grin*
HA! It's easy to outdo Sauron! Sauron was a weakling with no imagination. I mean, come on, you're going to put all of your evil powers into a piece of jewelery? You're just asking for it to get stolen!

Laurelyn · 08-31-2002, 02:09 PM

Do not dis Sauron's skill as a jeweller, if you wish to remain that last person standing. Unfortunately for little old me, I can't even forge a damn ring . . . waah! Don't rub it in!

ArwenEvenstar · 08-31-2002, 03:02 PM

i dont want to talk over the world because id get lonely if i was the only person, robots/cyborgs or boring conversationalists(SP??)

***gdl96*** · 08-31-2002, 06:40 PM

If you take over the world, it's your decision whether or not you want to kill everybody and be the only person left.

This thread reminds me of the days in the War Room at strangelove *sigh*

Rûdhaglarien · 08-31-2002, 06:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by WiseWizard
(small hole in glass appears as Rûdhaglarien dives down) Damn it, I missed!....I mean, I meant to do that....yeah, I'm just playing with you!

HAH!! You jest. You know that I am simply far to quick for you, even if you are a psychic evil god proved by the Magic 8 Ball 50 times... AND ROBOTS ROCK MY FREAKING TOE SOCKS!!... and so on and so forth. And they should rock yours as well... that is, if you wear toe socks... or maybe just rock your normal socks... oh, dern, I lost it....

ArwenEvenstar · 08-31-2002, 07:40 PM

i wear toe sox

Rûdhaglarien · 08-31-2002, 07:50 PM

Toe socks (or any other weird/funky socks) rock. Thank you.

***gdl96*** · 09-01-2002, 12:36 AM

Gentlemen, you cannot fight in here, this is the War Room!!

Continue your discussion there. Please don't mind the popups.

Andúril · 09-01-2002, 06:24 AM

It isn't even amusing anymore. I may as well satisfy this arbitrary whim...they wouldn't believe me anyway. It's so ironic.

When I took over all existence 1342 billion years ago, I created a new existential realm for myself, and obliterated everything else. I then created an illusory reality in my "mind", in which artificial intelligence agents (guess who?) play out their temporal existence.

You are all conceptual robots, with no free will, no link to reality apart from the constructions of my own imagination.

You all think you are "real, yet you are no more real than you are in control of your own destinies.

Sween · 09-01-2002, 06:40 AM

ur all in a lot of trouble

BeardofPants · 09-01-2002, 07:24 AM

Anduril, you had better be programming them all to be my sex slaves.

Andúril · 09-01-2002, 08:12 AM

One sex slave has been pre-ordained, before the creation of time itself, for the pleasure of you.

The slave inhabits the southern tip of the dark continent.

Rána Eressëa · 09-01-2002, 09:43 AM

My secret plans must not be divulged here.

Tanoliel · 09-01-2002, 12:44 PM

Anduril, that plan sounds suspiciously like The Matrix. But don't mind me...I'm a quiet background worker...no one knows what my plans are, because they don't notice me if I don't wish to be noticed...heh. And I keep all my plans up here (*taps head*) so none can steal them!
And my ventilation ducts are too small to crawl through.
And my computer operating system is completely incompatible with all standard Mac and PC workings, except for one which translates everything. I hold the password and you CANNOT PASS! *cough*
Right. Why don't you all just read the evil overlord handbook and learn from a true master, like the good little wannabes you are...*grin*
Go here: www.eviloverlord.com
-tano

Elfmaster XK · 09-01-2002, 12:44 PM

^ see above. But if you want to be in on the plan...well, we'll have to see what can be done.

Andúril · 09-01-2002, 01:01 PM

Quote:

Tanoliel:
Anduril, The Matrix sounds suspicously like that plan.

Yet there is only One that possesses the power to carry out such a plan.

I am amused by your self-deception.

08-31-2002, 03:15 AM	#1
WiseWizard Elven Warrior Join Date: May 2002 Location: the darkest region of Mirkwood (and trust me, it's really dark) Posts: 331	When I take over the world...... I don't know if this already exists or not, but even if it does, there should be two of them. This is a thread for all of us who say we're going to take over the world someday. Feel free to discuss plans, divide up the world amongst yourselves, so on and so forth. And please, be as outrageous as you want to be! Just remember that in the end, I'll be the only one left standing. __________________ My motto: Heaven doesn't want me and hell's afraid I'll take over. ------------------------------------------------ "Upstage me and I'll crush your kneecaps!" ------------------------------------------------ "It's been a while since I've been 130." -Aaron Reichgott ------------------------------------------------ You know, the world's full of apathy...but I don't care. ------------------------------------------------ "I would've honked, but I might have hit you." -Janaki ------------------------------------------------ "If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have gone to college that year." -Lewis Black ------------------------------------------------ "I have one speed which varies according to my mood." -Kristy Pihl ------------------------------------------------ "When I get a fever, I can hear my mom's voice in my head. But she's alive, not dead, so it's not as exciting." -Anna Crandall ------------------------------------------------ "It doesn't matter what your body type is, as long as you're bloodthirsty." -Rachel Carlson ------------------------------------------------- "My mind is a whirling miasma." -Jeff E. ------------------------------------------------- "I think earth is the Alabama of the universe and we don't even know it." ------------------------------------------------- "You can't just apologize the laziness of my bunnies away." -Taylor S.B. ------------------------------------------------- I'm a sadistic massochist. I'm always happy.

08-31-2002, 03:47 AM	#2
Rûdhaglarien Elven Warrior Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 288	I seriously doubt it... my gold, silver, bright pink, and electric blue look at me, look at me robots made of aluminum foil and R/C cars shall topple all who stand in MY way... even you shall fall.... MUAHAHAHA!! looks around nervously, afraid that I laughed a bit too loudly, then turns back to complex blueprints and little R/C racecar remotes... __________________ I have a very expensive pen.

08-31-2002, 03:56 AM	#3
WiseWizard Elven Warrior Join Date: May 2002 Location: the darkest region of Mirkwood (and trust me, it's really dark) Posts: 331	Well thanks fo telling me your plan! You might want to look into a mirror now......see all those funny little red light on your forehead? Robots with vanity? I prefer cyborgs myself, however, we do all know what happened to the Borg. __________________ My motto: Heaven doesn't want me and hell's afraid I'll take over. ------------------------------------------------ "Upstage me and I'll crush your kneecaps!" ------------------------------------------------ "It's been a while since I've been 130." -Aaron Reichgott ------------------------------------------------ You know, the world's full of apathy...but I don't care. ------------------------------------------------ "I would've honked, but I might have hit you." -Janaki ------------------------------------------------ "If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have gone to college that year." -Lewis Black ------------------------------------------------ "I have one speed which varies according to my mood." -Kristy Pihl ------------------------------------------------ "When I get a fever, I can hear my mom's voice in my head. But she's alive, not dead, so it's not as exciting." -Anna Crandall ------------------------------------------------ "It doesn't matter what your body type is, as long as you're bloodthirsty." -Rachel Carlson ------------------------------------------------- "My mind is a whirling miasma." -Jeff E. ------------------------------------------------- "I think earth is the Alabama of the universe and we don't even know it." ------------------------------------------------- "You can't just apologize the laziness of my bunnies away." -Taylor S.B. ------------------------------------------------- I'm a sadistic massochist. I'm always happy.

08-31-2002, 04:01 AM	#4
Rûdhaglarien Elven Warrior Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 288	Of course robots with vanity!! Everyone around me is vain... why shouldn't my robots be?!?! Not cyborgs!! BAH!! Homemade robots are so much better, don't you know??Breathes deeply to calm nerves Oh and btw... I'm nowhere near a mirror right now... I don't like them much... especially if they reflect 'funny little red light[s]' on mee forehead... not fun, not fun at all. lays flat on floor, hands over head I'll destroy you yet!! pulls plans down to floor EUREKA!! I'm not telling you a thing... you'll just have to wait and see what I have planned for this miserable earth... my plan would put Sauron to shame... a Ring... Pffft!!() stomps off, nose in air, looking wildly about and clutching 'MASTER PLAN' tightly to chest __________________ I have a very expensive pen. Last edited by Rûdhaglarien : 08-31-2002 at 05:36 AM.

08-31-2002, 01:13 PM	#5
WiseWizard Elven Warrior Join Date: May 2002 Location: the darkest region of Mirkwood (and trust me, it's really dark) Posts: 331	(small hole in glass appears as Rûdhaglarien dives down) Damn it, I missed!....I mean, I meant to do that....yeah, I'm just playing with you! Robots are okay, but weak. Sure they can get rid of humans real quick, but psychic evil gods are not so easy to get rid of. That's right, I'm a psychic evil god, proven by the Magic 8 ball 50 times! (It said yes 50 times in a row with several "ask again later"s in between when I asked it if I was a psychic evil god) So there! There are actually two proven psychic evil gods in existance, so you can run, but you can't hide. And by the way, I already know your 'master plan' simply because I know everything. I also know that your master plan contains one very large, almost invisible flaw.....but I think I'll withhold that information and use it as blackmail. sinister grin HA! It's easy to outdo Sauron! Sauron was a weakling with no imagination. I mean, come on, you're going to put all of your evil powers into a piece of jewelery? You're just asking for it to get stolen! __________________ My motto: Heaven doesn't want me and hell's afraid I'll take over. ------------------------------------------------ "Upstage me and I'll crush your kneecaps!" ------------------------------------------------ "It's been a while since I've been 130." -Aaron Reichgott ------------------------------------------------ You know, the world's full of apathy...but I don't care. ------------------------------------------------ "I would've honked, but I might have hit you." -Janaki ------------------------------------------------ "If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have gone to college that year." -Lewis Black ------------------------------------------------ "I have one speed which varies according to my mood." -Kristy Pihl ------------------------------------------------ "When I get a fever, I can hear my mom's voice in my head. But she's alive, not dead, so it's not as exciting." -Anna Crandall ------------------------------------------------ "It doesn't matter what your body type is, as long as you're bloodthirsty." -Rachel Carlson ------------------------------------------------- "My mind is a whirling miasma." -Jeff E. ------------------------------------------------- "I think earth is the Alabama of the universe and we don't even know it." ------------------------------------------------- "You can't just apologize the laziness of my bunnies away." -Taylor S.B. ------------------------------------------------- I'm a sadistic massochist. I'm always happy.

08-31-2002, 02:09 PM	#6
Laurelyn Elf Lord Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Valinor, right next to Telperion . . . what did you expect, Michigan? Posts: 1,315	Do not dis Sauron's skill as a jeweller, if you wish to remain that last person standing. Unfortunately for little old me, I can't even forge a damn ring . . . waah! Don't rub it in! __________________ The Third Age of Entmoot has begun. Angel of music, guide and guardian! Grant to me your glory! The country I eat and spend the day in is by no means the country I sleep and dream in. Define patriotism. Hold the boat, you spastic monkey! ~ Elenka Last edited by Laurelyn : 09-02-2002 at 07:34 AM.

08-31-2002, 03:02 PM	#7
ArwenEvenstar Elf Lord Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: and why do YOU want to know? Posts: 685	i dont want to talk over the world because id get lonely if i was the only person, robots/cyborgs or boring conversationalists(SP??) __________________ The only thing active about me is my imagination!

08-31-2002, 06:40 PM	#8
*gdl96* the greg the admin Join Date: Sep 1999 Location: NJ Posts: 2,101	If you take over the world, it's your decision whether or not you want to kill everybody and be the only person left. This thread reminds me of the days in the War Room at strangelove sigh

08-31-2002, 07:40 PM	#10
ArwenEvenstar Elf Lord Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: and why do YOU want to know? Posts: 685	i wear toe sox __________________ The only thing active about me is my imagination!

08-31-2002, 07:50 PM	#11
Rûdhaglarien Elven Warrior Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 288	Toe socks (or any other weird/funky socks) rock. Thank you. __________________ I have a very expensive pen.

09-01-2002, 12:36 AM	#12
*gdl96* the greg the admin Join Date: Sep 1999 Location: NJ Posts: 2,101	Gentlemen, you cannot fight in here, this is the War Room!! Continue your discussion there. Please don't mind the popups.

09-01-2002, 06:24 AM	#13
Andúril The Original Corruptor Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,881	It isn't even amusing anymore. I may as well satisfy this arbitrary whim...they wouldn't believe me anyway. It's so ironic. When I took over all existence 1342 billion years ago, I created a new existential realm for myself, and obliterated everything else. I then created an illusory reality in my "mind", in which artificial intelligence agents (guess who?) play out their temporal existence. You are all conceptual robots, with no free will, no link to reality apart from the constructions of my own imagination. You all think you are "real, yet you are no more real than you are in control of your own destinies.

09-01-2002, 06:40 AM	#14
Sween im quite stupid Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Cockermouth Posts: 2,058	When i take over the world ur all in a lot of trouble __________________ Yeah god hes ok but i would rather be judged by a sheep than that idiot

09-01-2002, 07:24 AM	#15
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	Anduril, you had better be programming them all to be my sex slaves. __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

09-01-2002, 08:12 AM	#16
Andúril The Original Corruptor Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,881	One sex slave has been pre-ordained, before the creation of time itself, for the pleasure of you. The slave inhabits the southern tip of the dark continent.

09-01-2002, 09:43 AM	#17
Rána Eressëa The Rogue Elf Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 1,722	My secret plans must not be divulged here.

09-01-2002, 12:44 PM	#18
Tanoliel Eccentric Chocolate Crow Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The Emerald City--Seattle, WA Posts: 1,861	Anduril, that plan sounds suspiciously like The Matrix. But don't mind me...I'm a quiet background worker...no one knows what my plans are, because they don't notice me if I don't wish to be noticed...heh. And I keep all my plans up here (taps head) so none can steal them! And my ventilation ducts are too small to crawl through. And my computer operating system is completely incompatible with all standard Mac and PC workings, except for one which translates everything. I hold the password and you CANNOT PASS! cough Right. Why don't you all just read the evil overlord handbook and learn from a true master, like the good little wannabes you are...grin Go here: www.eviloverlord.com -tano __________________ Wisdom for Short Attention Spans...Ozy and Millie. It rocks. Food Of The Gods: 3,7-dihydro-3,7-dimethyl-1H-purine-2,6-dione Feed Me.... Another Online Dwelling Place... "All right, I confess. It is my intention to comandeer a ship, pick up a crew in Tortuga, to rape, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out." -Captain Jack Sparrow "The trouble with unknown enemies is that they are so difficult to identify." -Amelia Peabody Emerson "Most people obey the orders of someone who is pointing a gun at their head." -A.P. Emerson

09-01-2002, 12:44 PM	#19
Elfmaster XK Possessive Villain Fancier Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: On my ship, riding the waves YARR! Posts: 2,008	^ see above. But if you want to be in on the plan...well, we'll have to see what can be done. __________________ My soul is painted like the wings of butterflies, Fairytales of yesterday will grow but never die, I can fly - my friends. XK

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