Which one

afro-elf · 08-30-2002, 05:20 AM

If you could have the unlimited services of ONE of the following which would you choose?

a) maid
b) cook
c) personal asisstant
d)chauffeur
e) masseuse

I'd choose the masseuse.

Sween · 08-30-2002, 05:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by afro-elf
If you could have the unlimited services of ONE of the following which would you choose?

a) maid
b) cook
c) personal asisstant
d)chauffeur
e) masseuse

I'd choose the masseuse.

Well i quite like cleaning so i wont have that. I also love to cook so i wont bother there. I like to drive and hell you dont allways want company in that car. My lass is a masseuse by trade so im sorted there.

A personaly assistant would be wicked you could just delegate all the work of your job to them.

osszie · 08-30-2002, 07:06 AM

chauffeur

ye gods driving is such a pain

Artanis · 08-30-2002, 07:23 AM

Maid - my children
Cook - have one at the office
Chauffeur - enjoy driving my car myself
Massage - my husband

So it has to be personal assistant.

BeardofPants · 08-30-2002, 07:36 AM

I'd definately go with the masseuse. It's a proven fact that people who are relaxed live longer....

Lizra · 08-30-2002, 08:08 AM

oh yum....The Cook!.....I'd eat good, and I could spend the extra time shopping for larger clothes!

Celandine · 08-30-2002, 01:44 PM

I would go with the Chauffeur, because I'm not old enough to drive.

Sween · 08-30-2002, 02:13 PM

Couldnt you get your personal assistant to all of the jobs drive cook massarge and clean

Renille · 08-30-2002, 02:30 PM

Chaffeur...for about 3 more years. Until I have a non-probationary liscence.(WI laws don't let under 18 year olds drive with more than one young person or drive after 12 am. Not that I ever need to, anyway.) Then I want a maid...cleaning is the most evil thing EVER!

Liviaine · 08-30-2002, 10:37 PM

Chaffeur: For those long trips when my parents have been driving for hours and want to nap but can't because my brother and I can't drive and to get me to the library.

Maid: So I'm not always cleaning.

Cook: So my mom who is a good cook but doesn't like to doesn't have to.

Masseuse: For my dad after those 15-hour workdays

Personal assistant: Just to have with all the rest.

WiseWizard · 08-31-2002, 03:37 AM

I'd want the personal assistant for all the school projects I have coming up this year.

Elvet · 08-31-2002, 09:21 AM

I would take a masseuse. My hubby does all the other things quite well, already.

Elbereth · 08-31-2002, 10:22 AM

Personal Assistant-so I could always have someone who would follow me around and be there when I wanted to talk to them, not to mention someone who would carry around my hardcover LotR wherever I go.
Chaffeur-because I'm not old enough to drive. I'd make them take my personal assistant and I and my books all around the country.
Maid-I do not like cleaning at all, though I can usually get my sister to do it for me.
Cook-though my mom is a pretty good one already.
Masseuse-I don't really have time for massages, but it would be a nice treat for my guests.

Rána Eressëa · 09-01-2002, 10:04 AM

I'm torn between cook and chauffeur because I can't drive, and I can't cook.

Oh well, chauffeur it is. I don't ever wanna have to drive.

Lizra · 09-01-2002, 11:28 AM

I find the idea of a personal assistant rather annoying, some "yes Ma'am person hovering about, that I'd have to explain things to. I'd take one if they were invisible and could read my mind!

Palanturiel · 09-01-2002, 01:05 PM

I'd take the maid cause i have alot of trouble keepin my room clean. i switch houses every friday and its kinda hard to be organized living out of a duffel bag and backpack. in the case, i'd probably need 2 maids!

ArwenEvenstar · 09-01-2002, 01:23 PM

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Originally posted by Lizra
I find the idea of a personal assistant rather annoying, some "yes Ma'am person hovering about, that I'd have to explain things to. I'd take one if they were invisible and could read my mind!

DITTO

WiseWizard · 09-01-2002, 02:06 PM

I'm beginning to reconsider. I think a chauffeur would be more useful for me because I'm 16 and I still haven't taken Drivers Ed, and it looks like I won't have the time to anytime soon. So, a chauffeur could take me to al of my acting jobs, drive me to school (to be rid of the yellow bus!), and so on and further.

Willow Oran · 09-01-2002, 03:52 PM

I think I would take the masseuse. Our school doesn't have lockers and dragging those heavy backpacks around all day every day is hard on the back and shoulders.

Sween · 09-01-2002, 04:06 PM

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Originally posted by Willow Oran
I think I would take the masseuse. Our school doesn't have lockers and dragging those heavy backpacks around all day every day is hard on the back and shoulders.

If you had a PA they would carry your bags for u

08-30-2002, 05:20 AM	#1
afro-elf Hoplite Nomad Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 3,931	Which one If you could have the unlimited services of ONE of the following which would you choose? a) maid b) cook c) personal asisstant d)chauffeur e) masseuse I'd choose the masseuse. __________________ About Eowyn, Does anyone know what her alias Dernhelm means? She was kown as dernhelm because of her exclaimation when she realized that the rider's headgear was heavy and obscured her sight. 'Dern Helm" Culled from Entmoot From Kirinski 57 and Wayfarer.

08-30-2002, 07:23 AM	#4
Artanis Greatest Elven woman of Aman Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Having way too much fun with Fëanor's 7 Posts: 4,285	Maid - my children Cook - have one at the office Chauffeur - enjoy driving my car myself Massage - my husband So it has to be personal assistant. __________________ --Life is hard, and then we die.

08-30-2002, 07:36 AM	#5
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	I'd definately go with the masseuse. It's a proven fact that people who are relaxed live longer.... __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

08-30-2002, 02:13 PM	#8
Sween im quite stupid Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Cockermouth Posts: 2,058	Couldnt you get your personal assistant to all of the jobs drive cook massarge and clean __________________ Yeah god hes ok but i would rather be judged by a sheep than that idiot

08-30-2002, 02:30 PM	#9
Renille Elven Lady of Speed-posting Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: the cheese state Posts: 988	Chaffeur...for about 3 more years. Until I have a non-probationary liscence.(WI laws don't let under 18 year olds drive with more than one young person or drive after 12 am. Not that I ever need to, anyway.) Then I want a maid...cleaning is the most evil thing EVER! __________________ Oh the thinks you can think! Think and wonder and dream...far and wide as you dare! When your thinks have run dry, in the blink of an eye, there's another world there... (from Seussical the Musical. Listen to it...watch it...really.)

08-30-2002, 07:06 AM	#3
osszie Elven Warrior Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 409	chauffeur ye gods driving is such a pain

08-30-2002, 08:08 AM	#6
Lizra Domesticated Swing Babe Join Date: May 2002 Location: Reality Posts: 5,340	oh yum....The Cook!.....I'd eat good, and I could spend the extra time shopping for larger clothes!

08-30-2002, 01:44 PM	#7
Celandine Elven Warrior Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Seattle Posts: 168	I would go with the Chauffeur, because I'm not old enough to drive.

08-30-2002, 10:37 PM	#10
Liviaine Elven Warrior Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Ithilien Posts: 203	Chaffeur: For those long trips when my parents have been driving for hours and want to nap but can't because my brother and I can't drive and to get me to the library. Maid: So I'm not always cleaning. Cook: So my mom who is a good cook but doesn't like to doesn't have to. Masseuse: For my dad after those 15-hour workdays Personal assistant: Just to have with all the rest.

08-31-2002, 03:37 AM	#11
WiseWizard Elven Warrior Join Date: May 2002 Location: the darkest region of Mirkwood (and trust me, it's really dark) Posts: 331	I'd want the personal assistant for all the school projects I have coming up this year. __________________ My motto: Heaven doesn't want me and hell's afraid I'll take over. ------------------------------------------------ "Upstage me and I'll crush your kneecaps!" ------------------------------------------------ "It's been a while since I've been 130." -Aaron Reichgott ------------------------------------------------ You know, the world's full of apathy...but I don't care. ------------------------------------------------ "I would've honked, but I might have hit you." -Janaki ------------------------------------------------ "If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have gone to college that year." -Lewis Black ------------------------------------------------ "I have one speed which varies according to my mood." -Kristy Pihl ------------------------------------------------ "When I get a fever, I can hear my mom's voice in my head. But she's alive, not dead, so it's not as exciting." -Anna Crandall ------------------------------------------------ "It doesn't matter what your body type is, as long as you're bloodthirsty." -Rachel Carlson ------------------------------------------------- "My mind is a whirling miasma." -Jeff E. ------------------------------------------------- "I think earth is the Alabama of the universe and we don't even know it." ------------------------------------------------- "You can't just apologize the laziness of my bunnies away." -Taylor S.B. ------------------------------------------------- I'm a sadistic massochist. I'm always happy.

08-31-2002, 09:21 AM	#12
Elvet Elven Warrior Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Orillia, Ontario Posts: 221	I would take a masseuse. My hubby does all the other things quite well, already. __________________ "But do not despise the lore that has come down from distant years; for oft it may chance that old wives keep in memory word of things that once were needful for the wise to know."

08-31-2002, 10:22 AM	#13
Elbereth Elven Warrior Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Rivendell Posts: 122	Personal Assistant-so I could always have someone who would follow me around and be there when I wanted to talk to them, not to mention someone who would carry around my hardcover LotR wherever I go. Chaffeur-because I'm not old enough to drive. I'd make them take my personal assistant and I and my books all around the country. Maid-I do not like cleaning at all, though I can usually get my sister to do it for me. Cook-though my mom is a pretty good one already. Masseuse-I don't really have time for massages, but it would be a nice treat for my guests. __________________ A! Elbereth Gilithoniel! 'Fate goes ever as fate must.' Beowulf (Seamus Haney's translation) FRODO LIVES!!!

09-01-2002, 10:04 AM	#14
Rána Eressëa The Rogue Elf Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 1,722	I'm torn between cook and chauffeur because I can't drive, and I can't cook. Oh well, chauffeur it is. I don't ever wanna have to drive.

09-01-2002, 11:28 AM	#15
Lizra Domesticated Swing Babe Join Date: May 2002 Location: Reality Posts: 5,340	I find the idea of a personal assistant rather annoying, some "yes Ma'am person hovering about, that I'd have to explain things to. I'd take one if they were invisible and could read my mind!

09-01-2002, 01:05 PM	#16
Palanturiel Hobbit Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Somewhere over the rainbow... Posts: 24	I'd take the maid cause i have alot of trouble keepin my room clean. i switch houses every friday and its kinda hard to be organized living out of a duffel bag and backpack. in the case, i'd probably need 2 maids! __________________ ~Palanturiel Sindarin Elf of Northern Mirkwood ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ History became legend... Legend became myth... And some things that should not have been forgotten... were lost... Thus the third age of middle-earth began. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ YODA LIVES! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Remember, people! We are all unique! Just like everybody else!

09-01-2002, 02:06 PM	#18
WiseWizard Elven Warrior Join Date: May 2002 Location: the darkest region of Mirkwood (and trust me, it's really dark) Posts: 331	I'm beginning to reconsider. I think a chauffeur would be more useful for me because I'm 16 and I still haven't taken Drivers Ed, and it looks like I won't have the time to anytime soon. So, a chauffeur could take me to al of my acting jobs, drive me to school (to be rid of the yellow bus!), and so on and further. __________________ My motto: Heaven doesn't want me and hell's afraid I'll take over. ------------------------------------------------ "Upstage me and I'll crush your kneecaps!" ------------------------------------------------ "It's been a while since I've been 130." -Aaron Reichgott ------------------------------------------------ You know, the world's full of apathy...but I don't care. ------------------------------------------------ "I would've honked, but I might have hit you." -Janaki ------------------------------------------------ "If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have gone to college that year." -Lewis Black ------------------------------------------------ "I have one speed which varies according to my mood." -Kristy Pihl ------------------------------------------------ "When I get a fever, I can hear my mom's voice in my head. But she's alive, not dead, so it's not as exciting." -Anna Crandall ------------------------------------------------ "It doesn't matter what your body type is, as long as you're bloodthirsty." -Rachel Carlson ------------------------------------------------- "My mind is a whirling miasma." -Jeff E. ------------------------------------------------- "I think earth is the Alabama of the universe and we don't even know it." ------------------------------------------------- "You can't just apologize the laziness of my bunnies away." -Taylor S.B. ------------------------------------------------- I'm a sadistic massochist. I'm always happy.

09-01-2002, 03:52 PM	#19
Willow Oran Deus Ex Machina Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Seattle Posts: 1,951	I think I would take the masseuse. Our school doesn't have lockers and dragging those heavy backpacks around all day every day is hard on the back and shoulders. __________________ "5. Plain Rings with RUNES on the inside. Avoid these like the PLAGUE. -Diana Wynne Jones Tough Guide To FantasyLand ...it's not much of a show if somebody doesn't suffer, and preferably at length. Suffering is beautiful in any case, and so is anguish; but as for loathing, and bitterness... I don't think they belong on the stage at all. - Isabella, I Gelosi