PJ signs Snoop Dog to record LOTR soundtrack

Just kidding

Yeah, but they're going to get Celine Dion to do Arwen and Aragorn's love theme!

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Of course, don't forget they're going to have the Backstreet Boys sing and dance to the songs... :lol:

Let's not leave Michael Bolton out now, either

He's going to play the minstrel who sings The Ballad of Nine-Fingered Frodo and the Ring of Doom. He's also composing the song...

No, that was Garth Brooks!

...yes, because Frank Zappa is dead...