If I Could Be A Superhero

***gdl96*** · 07-24-2002, 07:26 PM

I would be awsome man.

I'd fly around the world fighting crime, according to my awsome plan.

And if I saw criminals trying to lie, hurting other people and making them cry, I'd haul them off to jail in my awsome van.

Cuz I would be awsome man.

Comic Book Guy · 07-24-2002, 07:35 PM

I would be leave-it-to-the-last-minute man.

I'd have future-seeing abilities, knowing when people will kick the can.

I'd laze around my house all day in full knowledge that something evil is going to happen, only taking action at the very last second with my awesome powers and bring back calm.

Cuz I would be leave-it-to-the-last-minute man.

***gdl96*** · 07-24-2002, 10:55 PM

I would be drug-free boy.

Telling the world of the evils of drugs, and all of the lives they destroy.

Well I take all the junkies, he's getting so high, with his needles and bongs and his sticks made of thai.

As I burn them alive, I would squeel with joy.

Cuz I would be drug-free boy.

***gdl96*** · 07-24-2002, 11:02 PM

If you could be a superhero, would you be justice guy?

Making sure people get what they deserve, especially women who lie.

Like if a wife left her husband with three kids and no job, to run off to f*** in Hawaii with some doctor named Bob, you can skin them and drain them of blood so they die (especially Bob).

Then you would be justice guy.

Or you can be more subtle, no I didn't mean to be vague, give her the mad cow disease, let him die of the plague.

As long as they suffer for their terrible lies (especially Bob)

Then you would be justice guy.

Yes then you would be, a superhero, like me!

Sween · 07-28-2002, 06:44 PM

i would be bifta boy flying though the air dropping the migical bifta from above and makeing all the people smile and laugh. that or i would like to be spiderman

***IronParrot*** · 07-29-2002, 12:48 AM

If I could be like Superman
And put the bad guys in the can,
With super powers like a god -
Why, I'd be an Entmoot mod!

Faramir · 07-29-2002, 10:13 AM

If I were a super hero, I'd be Roast Guy.

I'd fly around, looking for evildoers, when they would shout
"AAAIIIGGHH!!!"
I'd find all the criminals, the evil, bad, and sly,

And roast them, and make mincemeat pie,

Cuz I'm Roast Guy.

Sween · 07-29-2002, 10:16 AM

Does Gandalf count as a superhero?

afro-elf · 07-29-2002, 10:47 AM

If I could be a super hero I'd be hockey lord
with preternatural body checks the evils doers I would board

with my powers i'd skate like the wind
the citizens i would defend

from long range i'd use my might slap shot
exploding heads and destroy snot

i'd feast upon evil doers until i'm gorged
why because i'm hockey lord

Jadera · 07-29-2002, 11:14 PM

I would be the invisible-woman.
Period.

***gdl96*** · 07-29-2002, 11:40 PM

I guess nobody figured out that these lines I've been putting out are lyrics to the song Superhero by Stephen Lynch.

Andúril · 07-30-2002, 05:21 AM

I would have the ability to fly and become invisible at will. Plus I would have the ability to not rhyme. Oh, and I would also be quite powerful, i.e. blow up omniverses by thought.

afro-elf · 07-30-2002, 06:18 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by gdl96
I guess nobody figured out that these lines I've been putting out are lyrics to the song Superhero by Stephen Lynch.

never heard of him

StrawberryIcecream · 07-30-2002, 10:50 AM

AHem *takes deep breathe*

Im supergirl! here again to save the world but i wanna know whos gonna save me?

*beats from drum*

sorry. i just thought that the song 'Supergirl' was a good addition to this thread.

HobbitChick88 · 08-02-2002, 11:55 AM

I am a superhero! I'm the Mighty FUZZBALL, sidekick to the Mighty POOFBALL, protectors of the world from bad hair days, E.O.A.J.F.I.(Eaters OF All Junk Foods Imaginable

). Though, we do have a weakness we are working on, that is S.O.S.(Scared of Spiders), but we protect the world from poofyness and fuzzyness in hair-dos!!

galadriel88 · 08-04-2002, 04:17 PM

I'm the Silly Invisible Elf Witch. I usually scare people in the process of trying to be their friend. Go figure.

HobbitChick88 · 08-04-2002, 04:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by galadriel88
I'm the Silly Invisible Elf Witch. I usually scare people in the process of trying to be their friend. Go figure.

Haha, you don't scare me evil witch!

Pippin'sGirl · 08-07-2002, 10:45 AM

If I could be a super hero, I would be, Wizard girl
Sending Black riders and evil doers off in a whirl
Talking to hobbit's and Elves everyday
Never workin or getting my pay
because I'd be off saving Middle-earth
Then I would be Wizard girl

HobbitChick88 · 08-07-2002, 02:21 PM

that's awesome, Piipin's Girl!!

Pippin'sGirl'sGuy · 08-07-2002, 06:18 PM

If I could be a superhero, I would be Tolkein Man,
I would confuse villans by repeating knowledge of the Lord of The Rings Books and make them utterly confused,
Then I would utterly beat the crap out of them.

07-24-2002, 07:26 PM	#1
*gdl96* the greg the admin Join Date: Sep 1999 Location: NJ Posts: 2,101	If I Could Be A Superhero I would be awsome man. I'd fly around the world fighting crime, according to my awsome plan. And if I saw criminals trying to lie, hurting other people and making them cry, I'd haul them off to jail in my awsome van. Cuz I would be awsome man.

07-28-2002, 06:44 PM	#5
Sween im quite stupid Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Cockermouth Posts: 2,058	i would be bifta boy flying though the air dropping the migical bifta from above and makeing all the people smile and laugh. that or i would like to be spiderman __________________ Yeah god hes ok but i would rather be judged by a sheep than that idiot

07-29-2002, 12:48 AM	#6
*IronParrot* Fowl Administrator Join Date: Dec 1999 Location: Calgary or Edmonton, Canada Posts: 53,420	If I could be like Superman And put the bad guys in the can, With super powers like a god - Why, I'd be an Entmoot mod! __________________ All of IronParrot's posts are guaranteed to be 100% intelligent and/or sarcastic, comprising no genetically modified content and tested on no cute furry little animals unless the SPCA is looking elsewhere. If you observe a failure to uphold this warranty, please contact a forum administrator immediately to receive a full refund on your Entmoot registration. Blog: Nick's Café Canadien

07-29-2002, 10:13 AM	#7
Faramir Elven Warrior Join Date: May 2002 Location: Ithilien Posts: 353	If I were a super hero, I'd be Roast Guy. I'd fly around, looking for evildoers, when they would shout "AAAIIIGGHH!!!" I'd find all the criminals, the evil, bad, and sly, And roast them, and make mincemeat pie, Cuz I'm Roast Guy. __________________ This is the Window of the Sunset, Henneth Annun, fairest of all the falls of Ithilien, land of many fountains."-Faramir, Chapter IV, The Two Towers ========================== FRODO LIVES!!! ========================== YODA IS DA MAN!!! ========================== I Love Jesus!

07-29-2002, 10:16 AM	#8
Sween im quite stupid Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Cockermouth Posts: 2,058	Does Gandalf count as a superhero? __________________ Yeah god hes ok but i would rather be judged by a sheep than that idiot

07-24-2002, 07:35 PM	#2
Comic Book Guy Best Ex-Administrator ever Join Date: May 2001 Location: Ireland Posts: 60,547	I would be leave-it-to-the-last-minute man. I'd have future-seeing abilities, knowing when people will kick the can. I'd laze around my house all day in full knowledge that something evil is going to happen, only taking action at the very last second with my awesome powers and bring back calm. Cuz I would be leave-it-to-the-last-minute man.

07-24-2002, 10:55 PM	#3
*gdl96* the greg the admin Join Date: Sep 1999 Location: NJ Posts: 2,101	I would be drug-free boy. Telling the world of the evils of drugs, and all of the lives they destroy. Well I take all the junkies, he's getting so high, with his needles and bongs and his sticks made of thai. As I burn them alive, I would squeel with joy. Cuz I would be drug-free boy.

07-24-2002, 11:02 PM	#4
*gdl96* the greg the admin Join Date: Sep 1999 Location: NJ Posts: 2,101	If you could be a superhero, would you be justice guy? Making sure people get what they deserve, especially women who lie. Like if a wife left her husband with three kids and no job, to run off to f*** in Hawaii with some doctor named Bob, you can skin them and drain them of blood so they die (especially Bob). Then you would be justice guy. Or you can be more subtle, no I didn't mean to be vague, give her the mad cow disease, let him die of the plague. As long as they suffer for their terrible lies (especially Bob) Then you would be justice guy. Yes then you would be, a superhero, like me!

07-29-2002, 10:47 AM	#9
afro-elf Hoplite Nomad Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 3,931	If I could be a super hero I'd be hockey lord with preternatural body checks the evils doers I would board with my powers i'd skate like the wind the citizens i would defend from long range i'd use my might slap shot exploding heads and destroy snot i'd feast upon evil doers until i'm gorged why because i'm hockey lord __________________ About Eowyn, Does anyone know what her alias Dernhelm means? She was kown as dernhelm because of her exclaimation when she realized that the rider's headgear was heavy and obscured her sight. 'Dern Helm" Culled from Entmoot From Kirinski 57 and Wayfarer.

07-29-2002, 11:14 PM	#10
Jadera Elven Warrior Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Somewhere out there Posts: 205	I would be the invisible-woman. Period. __________________ Whaaaaaaaaaat?? ~Chivalry isn't dead, it just transferred to women~

07-29-2002, 11:40 PM	#11
*gdl96* the greg the admin Join Date: Sep 1999 Location: NJ Posts: 2,101	I guess nobody figured out that these lines I've been putting out are lyrics to the song Superhero by Stephen Lynch.

07-30-2002, 05:21 AM	#12
Andúril The Original Corruptor Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,881	I would have the ability to fly and become invisible at will. Plus I would have the ability to not rhyme. Oh, and I would also be quite powerful, i.e. blow up omniverses by thought.

07-30-2002, 10:50 AM	#14
StrawberryIcecream Elf Lord Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: In my jeans Posts: 915	AHem takes deep breathe Im supergirl! here again to save the world but i wanna know whos gonna save me? beats from drum sorry. i just thought that the song 'Supergirl' was a good addition to this thread. __________________ www.foolofatook.com for all you pippin's out there.

08-02-2002, 11:55 AM	#15
HobbitChick88 Elven Warrior Join Date: May 2002 Location: Sweet Home Alabama Posts: 237	I am a superhero! I'm the Mighty FUZZBALL, sidekick to the Mighty POOFBALL, protectors of the world from bad hair days, E.O.A.J.F.I.(Eaters OF All Junk Foods Imaginable ). Though, we do have a weakness we are working on, that is S.O.S.(Scared of Spiders), but we protect the world from poofyness and fuzzyness in hair-dos!! __________________ "Elvish singing is not a thing to miss, in June under the stars..." ~The Hobbit "And if it seems evil to you to serve the Lord, choose for yourselves this day whose you will serve, whether the gods which your fathers served, or the gods of the Amorites in whose land you dwell. But as for me and my house, we will serve the Lord." -Joshua 24:15 Step follows step, Hope follows courage. Set your face toward danger Set your heart on victory! "Where is Elizabeth?" "She's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington just like she promised, and you get to die for her just like you promised. So we're all men of our word, really....except for Elizabeth who is, in fact, a woman." ~Will Turner and Jack Sparrow, POTC fROdO LIVeS!!!!

08-04-2002, 04:17 PM	#16
galadriel88 Halfwitted Queen of Lothlorien Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Far off in a dream Posts: 1,166	I'm the Silly Invisible Elf Witch. I usually scare people in the process of trying to be their friend. Go figure. __________________ The beuatiful mind/The beautiful heart/Doesn't deserve the pain/How can I stop the rain? -How Can I Stop the Rain? by Kessid, my new favorite band +Every good thing that comes into my life is only a reflection of the greatest gift of all; the offering of yourself, dear Son of God+ Always remember, you're uniqe, just like everybody else! "The one constant through all the years has been the Trombone. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. Its been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again, but the Trombone has marked the time. This field, this section, this band is a part of our past. It reminds us of all that once was good, and could be again. Oh, people will come . . . people will most definitely come."

08-07-2002, 10:45 AM	#18
Pippin'sGirl Sapling Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Born in the USA! Posts: 9	If I could be a super hero, I would be, Wizard girl Sending Black riders and evil doers off in a whirl Talking to hobbit's and Elves everyday Never workin or getting my pay because I'd be off saving Middle-earth Then I would be Wizard girl

08-07-2002, 02:21 PM	#19
HobbitChick88 Elven Warrior Join Date: May 2002 Location: Sweet Home Alabama Posts: 237	that's awesome, Piipin's Girl!! __________________ "Elvish singing is not a thing to miss, in June under the stars..." ~The Hobbit "And if it seems evil to you to serve the Lord, choose for yourselves this day whose you will serve, whether the gods which your fathers served, or the gods of the Amorites in whose land you dwell. But as for me and my house, we will serve the Lord." -Joshua 24:15 Step follows step, Hope follows courage. Set your face toward danger Set your heart on victory! "Where is Elizabeth?" "She's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington just like she promised, and you get to die for her just like you promised. So we're all men of our word, really....except for Elizabeth who is, in fact, a woman." ~Will Turner and Jack Sparrow, POTC fROdO LIVeS!!!!

08-07-2002, 06:18 PM	#20
Pippin'sGirl'sGuy Sapling Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 10	If I could be a superhero, I would be Tolkein Man, I would confuse villans by repeating knowledge of the Lord of The Rings Books and make them utterly confused, Then I would utterly beat the crap out of them.

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