Here may be pirates.

Elvellon · 04-13-2002, 08:25 PM

I don’t usually go to this forum, but I found something that may be of interest. I think it wasn’t posted here yet.

Here’s some translation gems used in some pirate versions of the film
Go to: http://fan.theonering.net/~henneth-a.../aksman355.htm

Halley_Brandybuck · 04-13-2002, 09:58 PM

Quote:

Rohan = Rogain

hmm... it seems the fields are getting a bit thin

Darth Tater · 04-13-2002, 10:50 PM

I was just about to post this! These two pages are the funniest things i've read in a long long long time! I'm laughign my brains out!

"This very cassete is blessed and charged by a Tibetian monk"

BeardofPants · 04-13-2002, 11:03 PM

Gandalf to Frodo: "I simply gave your uncle a nasty kick in the butt!"

Gandalf on the bridge of Khazad-Dum: "I'm a servant of Saint Anna and a flame of Udo"! (That's MY name!

)

Gads, where do they find this stuff?

***Khamûl*** · 04-14-2002, 12:27 AM

That's priceless.

Quote:

"The pity of Bilbo could screw up the fate of many".

One of my favorites.

Elvellon · 04-14-2002, 06:30 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Darth Tater

"This very cassete is blessed and charged by a Tibetian monk"

This is my favourite too

afro-elf · 04-14-2002, 10:16 AM

Quote:

Bilbo smoking with Gandalf: "Good old Toby - the last of merry old men".

OH NO ! visions of alex haley's roots are in my head

Quote:

Merry after first seeing Arwen: "Who's that chick?"

"Why that's BoP. You hairy footed midget!" Shout Anduril and Afro-Elf as they smack him silly

BeardofPants · 04-14-2002, 10:21 AM

A-E: Would you be alikening me to that which 75% of Tolkienites bitterly hate? aka Arwen? Lemme see....

*Rummages around in pockets. Pulls out great big, wonking big broom. Proceeds to beat A-E silly*

afro-elf · 04-14-2002, 10:33 AM

alas lass you read me wrong

i meant the real arwen

not that homely horse headed bimbo

BeardofPants · 04-14-2002, 10:37 AM

Huh? Oh. *Shamefacely puts broom away.*

I guess I'll have to beat you senseless some other time....

Menelvagor · 04-14-2002, 12:04 PM

Those are hilarious!

Quote:

Bary, son of heretic

Quote:

crebain from Dublin

StrawberryIcecream · 04-14-2002, 12:54 PM

Is that serious???

How can anyone be so stupid??

They are obviously deaf pirates.

FrodoFriend · 04-14-2002, 01:17 PM

Quote:

Galadriel while tempted by the Ring: "SHOW ME YOUR LOVE AND DEVOTION!"

Yes, darn you, SHOW IT, SHOW IT!!!

Khadrane · 04-14-2002, 05:56 PM

Lol.

That's really funny. One of the funniest things I've ever read.

BeardofPants · 04-15-2002, 05:09 AM

Makes you wonder how much of it is genuinely bad translation, and not just someone being silly. That "tibetan" quote is pretty suspect.

Elvellon · 04-15-2002, 06:33 AM

Yep, but quite amusing

StrawberryIcecream · 04-15-2002, 01:11 PM

Have any of you actually seen a pirate video of Lord of the Rings?

Someone i know has one with japanese subtitles and someone else i know has them normally but with an inferior colouring.

ah well. its still LotR. Though it is supporting crime which is bad.

samwise of the shire · 04-15-2002, 01:43 PM

Gandalf to Frodo: "I simply gave your uncle a nasty kick in the butt!" (From: "All I did was give your uncle a little nudge out of the door".)

THAT is a HOOT. I can just see Gandalf giving poor Biblo a nasty kick in the butt. LOL

:lol: I also like Merry's responce with Arwen"WHo's that chick?" OH JEEZ LAWEEZ.
LOLROFLMBO
Sam

Lanelf · 04-16-2002, 02:09 AM

*falls off her chair laughing*
"Tell me, friend, who and when has smashed your brains out?"

Darth Tater · 04-27-2002, 12:59 PM

They just keep coming! The russian site has added a bunch: http://fan.theonering.net/henneth-an.../aksman356.htm

04-13-2002, 08:25 PM	#1
Elvellon Elf Lord Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Lindon Posts: 637	Here may be pirates. I don’t usually go to this forum, but I found something that may be of interest. I think it wasn’t posted here yet. Here’s some translation gems used in some pirate versions of the film Go to: http://fan.theonering.net/~henneth-a.../aksman355.htm __________________ **************************************** "None are more hoplessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free." - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Reality is just an illusion, albeit a very persistent one - Albert Einstein The Caffeine Mantra It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of Brazil that the thoughts aquire speed, The hands aquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion... Elvellon Erelion

04-13-2002, 10:50 PM	#3
Darth Tater The man Join Date: Sep 1999 Location: MA Posts: 4,572	I was just about to post this! These two pages are the funniest things i've read in a long long long time! I'm laughign my brains out! "This very cassete is blessed and charged by a Tibetian monk" __________________ Visit the worlds greatest webpage! No, not The Tolkien Trail! Just click this! The Tolkien Trail ~Camelot

04-13-2002, 11:03 PM	#4
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	Gandalf to Frodo: "I simply gave your uncle a nasty kick in the butt!" Gandalf on the bridge of Khazad-Dum: "I'm a servant of Saint Anna and a flame of Udo"! (That's MY name! ) Gads, where do they find this stuff? __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords Last edited by BeardofPants : 04-13-2002 at 11:22 PM.

04-14-2002, 10:21 AM	#8
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	A-E: Would you be alikening me to that which 75% of Tolkienites bitterly hate? aka Arwen? Lemme see.... Rummages around in pockets. Pulls out great big, wonking big broom. Proceeds to beat A-E silly __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

04-14-2002, 10:33 AM	#9
afro-elf Hoplite Nomad Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 3,931	alas lass you read me wrong i meant the real arwen not that homely horse headed bimbo __________________ About Eowyn, Does anyone know what her alias Dernhelm means? She was kown as dernhelm because of her exclaimation when she realized that the rider's headgear was heavy and obscured her sight. 'Dern Helm" Culled from Entmoot From Kirinski 57 and Wayfarer.

04-14-2002, 10:37 AM	#10
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	Huh? Oh. Shamefacely puts broom away. I guess I'll have to beat you senseless some other time.... __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

04-14-2002, 12:54 PM	#12
StrawberryIcecream Elf Lord Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: In my jeans Posts: 915	Is that serious??? How can anyone be so stupid?? They are obviously deaf pirates. __________________ www.foolofatook.com for all you pippin's out there.

04-14-2002, 05:56 PM	#14
Khadrane Elf Lord Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Middle Earth (I wish) Posts: 670	Lol. That's really funny. One of the funniest things I've ever read. __________________ Few know whither their road will take them till they come to its end. -Legolas FRODO LIVES! ABORTION IS HOMICIDE

04-15-2002, 05:09 AM	#15
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	Makes you wonder how much of it is genuinely bad translation, and not just someone being silly. That "tibetan" quote is pretty suspect. __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

04-15-2002, 06:33 AM	#16
Elvellon Elf Lord Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Lindon Posts: 637	Yep, but quite amusing __________________ **************************************** "None are more hoplessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free." - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Reality is just an illusion, albeit a very persistent one - Albert Einstein The Caffeine Mantra It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of Brazil that the thoughts aquire speed, The hands aquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion... Elvellon Erelion

04-15-2002, 01:11 PM	#17
StrawberryIcecream Elf Lord Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: In my jeans Posts: 915	Have any of you actually seen a pirate video of Lord of the Rings? Someone i know has one with japanese subtitles and someone else i know has them normally but with an inferior colouring. ah well. its still LotR. Though it is supporting crime which is bad. __________________ www.foolofatook.com for all you pippin's out there.

04-15-2002, 01:43 PM	#18
samwise of the shire Radically Tolkienited Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: If home is where the heart is, and my heart is in heaven...that should answer your question. <+>< Posts: 967	Gandalf to Frodo: "I simply gave your uncle a nasty kick in the butt!" (From: "All I did was give your uncle a little nudge out of the door".) THAT is a HOOT. I can just see Gandalf giving poor Biblo a nasty kick in the butt. LOL :lol: I also like Merry's responce with Arwen"WHo's that chick?" OH JEEZ LAWEEZ. LOLROFLMBO Sam __________________ Jesus is my all in all <><+<><+<><+<><+<><+<><+ People who are so concerned with escapism do have a name...we call them jailers. ~J.R.R Tolkien Radically Saved, Totally Tolkienited GOD... BLESS... AMERICA...

04-16-2002, 02:09 AM	#19
Lanelf Elven Warrior Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: The Second Drawer Down Posts: 407	falls off her chair laughing "Tell me, friend, who and when has smashed your brains out?"

04-27-2002, 12:59 PM	#20
Darth Tater The man Join Date: Sep 1999 Location: MA Posts: 4,572	They just keep coming! The russian site has added a bunch: http://fan.theonering.net/henneth-an.../aksman356.htm __________________ Visit the worlds greatest webpage! No, not The Tolkien Trail! Just click this! The Tolkien Trail ~Camelot

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