Lack of New Rumors

Last one I heard was about Sauroman dying in The Two Towers, so I will take it upon myself to start a new (false) rumur!

Here Goes . . . In an effort to make Elrond a more interesting character the filmakers have secretly decided to add him to the Fellowship, where he will kill the Balrog by putting him to sleep on the bridge with his life story and then kicking him off the bridge!!!! But he then trips over a small pebble, dies, and is not ressurected. Gandalf will later die in a magic battle with Sauroman, during which the throw balls of fire and other such things at each other!!! He will still be ressurected, but at a far later time than in the books.

You are so wrong! I heard (from good sources) that Frodo has been completely replaced by Elrond. It's now Elrond that will go to Mount Doom. The rumor says that they inverted Elrond's role with Gollum's, and that Elrond will throw himself in the crack while Gollum will therefore be called Gollum-nine-fingers.

:lol:

And the rumor says that it's Galadriel (secretly following them) that does Shelob the job...

Well I heard the film has been renamed "Pokeman X" and will now feature an entirely Pikachu cast.

Only for the return of the king...
Oh... and by the way, it appears that Coca-cola have been paying Xtra cash... the rumor says that they replaced the water of Galadriel's mirror with coke...

I heard New Line's having money problems and decided to sell LOTR to Disney. Eisner said in a press conference that the footage that has been shot was "not up to our standards" but that he would be "in the editing room as often as possible to insure the quality of film. I did the same thing for Dinosaur," he says, "and I saved that movie."

To attract a younger public, it's said he decided to include some pixies instead of Gildor.

"Where's my mind, pixies, where's my mind..."

And the best rumor of all....

Arwen dances topless for Aragorn to show him that even though she is an elf, she's still ALL woman.

[drool]HUM...... [/drool]

Hmm, that won't go will with the 'attracting a younger public', will it?

Who cares?!?!?
*joins Shanamir in the drooling*

[ladyisme]

To make up for all the book's ballads being cut out of the show, they have now added a chorus line of tap dacing muppets.

"The road goes ever on and on down from the door where it began."

[Shanamir Duntak]

Heard about that one..
Did you hear that PJ's would be doing the (unwinged) Balrog in Moria?

[ladyisme]

Oh no; not the Balrog debate AGAIN.

"The road goes ever on and on down from the door where it began."

[Ñólendil]

What I want to know is whether or not the Balrog will have pointy ears.

[samwise of the shire]

Here is a true rumor on the LOTR movies. October 14th to the 20th is Teen Readers Week and the theme for the week is NOT Harry Potter but the Lord Of The Rings and New line has so generously decided to join in the readers week.It's true.
Oh in The Return Of The King, Sam PUSHES Gollum into the Crack of Doom and then at the very end Frodo gets married and stays in Middle Earth.
Hey wait a minute, you know about all the fuzz that has been going on because there wont be a scouring of the shire?Well then take heart,there IS a scouring of the shire because there is a Departure at the Grey Havens.
Sam

[bombcar]

Ah, but you can still leave the Shire even if it's not clean (or doesn't need to be cleaned).

And of course, you've all heard the rumor that Sauron is going to show up personally at Minas Tirith to kick Denathor's rear, and just as he's about to slaughter Eowyn, Frodo gives Gollum the ring (for $1.25) and then Sam kicks Gollum in, thereby destroying Sauron.

[samwise of the shire]

No Elrond does'nt die in Moria,he goes WITH the Fellowship(the FULL Fellowship)to Lothlorien where the elves mistake him for an orc and shoot him before they even know who he is,so he is NOT killed in Moria as the Entmoot Media suggests.
Eeessh the way this is turning up I'm glad there's a lack of rumors.
Sam
ps.Actually I think I read somewhere that Sam does something that makes Gollum fall in but I think it might have been a pessimists sarcastic remark all I know is that there's gonna be a big change in TROK.Hopefully that wont be the change PJ made.

[ladyisme]

No, the big change in the third movie is that the Shire is over run, not by Saruman's henchmen, but by video game zombies.

"The road goes ever on and on down from the door where it began."