Green Eggs and Cram

easterlinge · 10-16-2001, 10:38 PM

Gollum: That Sam-I-am!! That Sam-I-am!! I do not like that Sam-I-am!!

Samwise: Do you like green eggs and cram?

Gollum: I do not like green eggs and cram, I do not like them Sam-I-am!!

Samwise: Would you eat it on a shelf? Would you eat it with an Elf?

(continue.......)

Wayfarer · 10-17-2001, 04:21 PM

Gollum: "No! Not on a shelf! Not With an elf! We does not like them, Sam I am, we does not like Green Eggs and Cram!

Samwise: Would you eat them here or there, if I picked out all the hair?

Gollum: We will not eat them here or there! We will not eat them anywhere! We do not like them, sam I am! We do not like Green Eggs and Cram!

Samwise: Will you eat them in a hole? Would you, could you, in a hole?

Strange-Looking Lurker · 10-17-2001, 05:17 PM

Gollum: I would not eat them in a hole! I would, could not, Sam I am!

Sam: Would you eat them on a sword? Would you eat them placed on a board?

afro-elf · 10-17-2001, 05:34 PM

Gollum: "No! Not on a sword! Not on a board! We does not like them, Sam I am, we does not like Green Eggs and Cram!

Sam: Would you eat them on a dragon's hoard? Would you eat them with the Nazgul Lord?

cee2lee2 · 10-17-2001, 11:12 PM

Gollum: No! Not on a hoard! Not with a lord. We does not like them, Sam I Am, we does not like Green Eggs and Cram!

Samwise: Would you eat them in the Prancing Pony tavern? Would you eat them in a cold, dark cavern?

easterlinge · 10-18-2001, 02:23 AM

Gollum:
We won't eat in a tavern
We won't eat in a cold dark cavern!!
We won't eat them for lunch or tea
Nassssty Hobbitses, let us be!!

Samwise:
Would eat it with a fork?
Would you share it with an Orc?

Strange-Looking Lurker · 10-18-2001, 10:12 AM

Gollum: This is not good, this is not right! We'll be stuck talking like this all night! So listen to this, and hear me say, I would not eat them any day!

Sam: But you would like it, you really would! Especially in Fangorn Wood!

Finmandos12 · 10-18-2001, 03:19 PM

Gollum- No, no not in a wood. I

Sam- How about at night? Would you eat them with a barrow wight?

Wayfarer · 10-18-2001, 04:34 PM

Gollum: AAAAHHHHHH! Not In the night! Not with a wight! We will not eat them Sam I Am, we do Not like green Eggs and Cram!

Samwise: Would You eat them in a tree? Would you eat them by the sea?

Gollum *furious*: NOT IN A TREE! NOT BY THE SEA! SAM I AM YOU LET ME BE! We will not eats them sam I am, We does not like Green Eggs and Cram!

Sam: Would you, could you, on a dish? Would you eat them with some fish?

Gollum *drooling*: Fish?... No! We will not eat them sam I am! we does not like green eggs and cram!

Samwise: Would you...

Gollum *interrupting*: We does not like green eggs and cram! But we will eat _You_, sam I am! *jumps on samwise*

*they struggle*

*messy eating*

Gollum *picking up green eggs and cram*: Hmmm...

*takes a big bite*

Gollum: Oh yes, We likes green eggs and cram! We likes them, likes them, sam I am?

Sam?

...

Strange-Looking Lurker · 10-18-2001, 06:38 PM

That a....umm...interesting end!

ROFLOL!!!

cee2lee2 · 10-18-2001, 06:42 PM

This was fun!

easterlinge · 10-18-2001, 10:21 PM

Very interesting ending...... a bit early, though. I was hoping it would go on a bit longer.....

What other Tolkien-Dr. Seuss spoofs can we come up with?

Renille · 10-19-2001, 09:06 PM

OH NO! I missed out on everything !!! And I love Dr. Suess. (sob) Oh well...can't be helped...I (sniff) suppose...

cee2lee2 · 10-19-2001, 09:33 PM

Go ahead and start another thread! Base it on another Seuss rhyme pattern. I bet you'll get some folks to join the fun

easterlinge · 10-23-2001, 05:57 AM

Let's see..... the other rhyming patterns are a bit more difficult..... but the titles are interesting:

The Wizard in the Hat

The Wizard in the Hat Comes Back

One Ring, Two Ring, Red Ring, Blue Ring

***anduin*** · 10-23-2001, 07:54 AM

*hint* You may want to save some of that cleaverness....for later....not at liberty to say *hint*

cee2lee2 · 10-23-2001, 06:34 PM

oooooh! Hints!

Ñólendil · 10-24-2001, 02:09 AM

Yes, it rings of a mystery, doesn't it?

easterlinge · 10-26-2001, 12:39 AM

Wonder if we coukd get this posted on the Barrowdowns fanfic?

If "Dude, where's my Ring" can get away with sillyness....

Agburanar · 11-09-2001, 12:13 PM

aaw, I missed all of that. Start another one, how the Noser stole Precious?

10-16-2001, 10:38 PM	#1
easterlinge Elven Warrior Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Farthest Khand, the darkest East... Posts: 442	Green Eggs and Cram Gollum: That Sam-I-am!! That Sam-I-am!! I do not like that Sam-I-am!! Samwise: Do you like green eggs and cram? Gollum: I do not like green eggs and cram, I do not like them Sam-I-am!! Samwise: Would you eat it on a shelf? Would you eat it with an Elf? (continue.......)

10-17-2001, 04:21 PM	#2
Wayfarer The Insufferable Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 3,333	Gollum: "No! Not on a shelf! Not With an elf! We does not like them, Sam I am, we does not like Green Eggs and Cram! Samwise: Would you eat them here or there, if I picked out all the hair? Gollum: We will not eat them here or there! We will not eat them anywhere! We do not like them, sam I am! We do not like Green Eggs and Cram! Samwise: Will you eat them in a hole? Would you, could you, in a hole? Last edited by Wayfarer : 10-17-2001 at 04:22 PM.

10-17-2001, 05:17 PM	#3
Strange-Looking Lurker Elven Warrior Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: OK, USA Posts: 213	Gollum: I would not eat them in a hole! I would, could not, Sam I am! Sam: Would you eat them on a sword? Would you eat them placed on a board? __________________ <hr>Check out my site: www.christianjugglers.org

10-17-2001, 05:34 PM	#4
afro-elf Hoplite Nomad Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 3,931	Gollum: "No! Not on a sword! Not on a board! We does not like them, Sam I am, we does not like Green Eggs and Cram! Sam: Would you eat them on a dragon's hoard? Would you eat them with the Nazgul Lord? __________________ About Eowyn, Does anyone know what her alias Dernhelm means? She was kown as dernhelm because of her exclaimation when she realized that the rider's headgear was heavy and obscured her sight. 'Dern Helm" Culled from Entmoot From Kirinski 57 and Wayfarer.

10-18-2001, 10:12 AM	#7
Strange-Looking Lurker Elven Warrior Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: OK, USA Posts: 213	Gollum: This is not good, this is not right! We'll be stuck talking like this all night! So listen to this, and hear me say, I would not eat them any day! Sam: But you would like it, you really would! Especially in Fangorn Wood! __________________ <hr>Check out my site: www.christianjugglers.org

10-17-2001, 11:12 PM	#5
cee2lee2 Elf Lord Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: 2nd star to the left..... Posts: 566	Gollum: No! Not on a hoard! Not with a lord. We does not like them, Sam I Am, we does not like Green Eggs and Cram! Samwise: Would you eat them in the Prancing Pony tavern? Would you eat them in a cold, dark cavern?

10-18-2001, 02:23 AM	#6
easterlinge Elven Warrior Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Farthest Khand, the darkest East... Posts: 442	Gollum: We won't eat in a tavern We won't eat in a cold dark cavern!! We won't eat them for lunch or tea Nassssty Hobbitses, let us be!! Samwise: Would eat it with a fork? Would you share it with an Orc?

10-18-2001, 03:19 PM	#8
Finmandos12 Elven Warrior Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Tampa Posts: 327	Gollum- No, no not in a wood. I Sam- How about at night? Would you eat them with a barrow wight? __________________ The light shines in the darkness, but the darkness has not understood it.

10-18-2001, 04:34 PM	#9
Wayfarer The Insufferable Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 3,333	Gollum: AAAAHHHHHH! Not In the night! Not with a wight! We will not eat them Sam I Am, we do Not like green Eggs and Cram! Samwise: Would You eat them in a tree? Would you eat them by the sea? Gollum furious: NOT IN A TREE! NOT BY THE SEA! SAM I AM YOU LET ME BE! We will not eats them sam I am, We does not like Green Eggs and Cram! Sam: Would you, could you, on a dish? Would you eat them with some fish? Gollum drooling: Fish?... No! We will not eat them sam I am! we does not like green eggs and cram! Samwise: Would you... Gollum interrupting: We does not like green eggs and cram! But we will eat _You_, sam I am! jumps on samwise they struggle messy eating Gollum picking up green eggs and cram: Hmmm... takes a big bite Gollum: Oh yes, We likes green eggs and cram! We likes them, likes them, sam I am? Sam? ...

10-18-2001, 06:38 PM	#10
Strange-Looking Lurker Elven Warrior Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: OK, USA Posts: 213	That a....umm...interesting end! ROFLOL!!! __________________ <hr>Check out my site: www.christianjugglers.org

10-18-2001, 06:42 PM	#11
cee2lee2 Elf Lord Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: 2nd star to the left..... Posts: 566	This was fun!

10-18-2001, 10:21 PM	#12
easterlinge Elven Warrior Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Farthest Khand, the darkest East... Posts: 442	Very interesting ending...... a bit early, though. I was hoping it would go on a bit longer..... What other Tolkien-Dr. Seuss spoofs can we come up with?

10-19-2001, 09:06 PM	#13
Renille Elven Lady of Speed-posting Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: the cheese state Posts: 988	OH NO! I missed out on everything !!! And I love Dr. Suess. (sob) Oh well...can't be helped...I (sniff) suppose... __________________ Oh the thinks you can think! Think and wonder and dream...far and wide as you dare! When your thinks have run dry, in the blink of an eye, there's another world there... (from Seussical the Musical. Listen to it...watch it...really.)

10-19-2001, 09:33 PM	#14
cee2lee2 Elf Lord Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: 2nd star to the left..... Posts: 566	Go ahead and start another thread! Base it on another Seuss rhyme pattern. I bet you'll get some folks to join the fun

10-23-2001, 05:57 AM	#15
easterlinge Elven Warrior Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Farthest Khand, the darkest East... Posts: 442	Let's see..... the other rhyming patterns are a bit more difficult..... but the titles are interesting: The Wizard in the Hat The Wizard in the Hat Comes Back One Ring, Two Ring, Red Ring, Blue Ring

10-23-2001, 07:54 AM	#16
*anduin* Entwife Join Date: Oct 1999 Location: louisville Posts: 3,718	hint You may want to save some of that cleaverness....for later....not at liberty to say hint

10-23-2001, 06:34 PM	#17
cee2lee2 Elf Lord Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: 2nd star to the left..... Posts: 566	oooooh! Hints!

10-24-2001, 02:09 AM	#18
Ñólendil Elf Lord Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: California Posts: 60,865	Yes, it rings of a mystery, doesn't it? __________________ Falmon -- Dylan

10-26-2001, 12:39 AM	#19
easterlinge Elven Warrior Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Farthest Khand, the darkest East... Posts: 442	Wonder if we coukd get this posted on the Barrowdowns fanfic? If "Dude, where's my Ring" can get away with sillyness....

11-09-2001, 12:13 PM	#20
Agburanar Elf Lord Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Dorset Posts: 608	aaw, I missed all of that. Start another one, how the Noser stole Precious?