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Old 10-30-2008, 05:02 PM   #1
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What would be your ideal cause of death?

Entmoot, what would be your ideal cause of death?
Cancer? Heart failure due to old age? Jumping off a bridge?

Inquisitive minds want to know.
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Old 10-30-2008, 05:08 PM   #2
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Like I said, realistically I don't care as long as it doesn't hurt too much for too long. But just to humor you, I'd say being willingly killed by Light Yagami using the Death Note, because for some reason or another my death would help him create his new world. Anything for Lord Kira's sake!
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Old 10-30-2008, 05:12 PM   #3
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Like I said, realistically I don't care as long as it doesn't hurt too much for too long. But just to humor you, I'd say being willingly killed by Light Yagami using the Death Note, because for some reason or another my death would help him create his new world. Anything for Lord Kira's sake!
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Old 10-30-2008, 05:21 PM   #4
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Of excitement, while in zero gravity watching my great-great grandaughter medal in the Olympics.
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Old 10-30-2008, 05:23 PM   #5
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Either in a blaze of glory, or much much much later on down the road, quietly and in good health with maybe a loved one; AWAY from any cities and out in the countryside on my land.
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Old 10-30-2008, 05:30 PM   #6
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I'm in favour of exsanguination. Or electrocution.
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Old 10-30-2008, 05:42 PM   #7
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Id like to be diced up with some garlic and seasoning, stuffed into casings and boiled in a good marzen. Then served liberaly with mustard on Oktoberfest. Insidious Bratwurst!

Well actually my first choice involves the Swedish women's national volleyball team and enough coke to sink a row boat but we wont get into that here in mixed company...
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Old 10-30-2008, 05:52 PM   #8
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Rex, I wouldn't mix you with Diet Coke, let alone cocaine.
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Old 10-30-2008, 05:52 PM   #9
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Probably just of old age or something. Or maybe being chased to death by Bigfoot, just to tie up those loose ends about his existance
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Old 10-30-2008, 07:24 PM   #10
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Excellent topic! The coroner would record asphyxiation but the actual cause is not fit for family viewing.
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Old 10-31-2008, 12:19 AM   #11
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Excellent topic! The coroner would record asphyxiation but the actual cause is not fit for family viewing.
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Old 10-31-2008, 01:01 AM   #12
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Drug overdose. Heroin or summit. Go out high as a kite, bay-bee.
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Old 10-31-2008, 07:56 AM   #13
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Not too painful lethal disease of a few weeks.
Or alternatively in a fit of laughter.
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Old 10-31-2008, 12:09 PM   #14
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Heart failure from happiness overload with the suriety of my name going down in legend.
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Old 10-31-2008, 12:12 PM   #15
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I want my death to be slow, painful and messy. That would be fun!
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Old 10-31-2008, 01:36 PM   #16
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I guess some people wish to be ill because it's really nice to be taken care of and get some extra attention and sympathy. Does any of that hold true for you Klatukatt?
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Old 10-31-2008, 01:44 PM   #17
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Either of old age or being skewered by a sword.
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Old 10-31-2008, 02:15 PM   #18
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I guess some people wish to be ill because it's really nice to be taken care of and get some extra attention and sympathy. Does any of that hold true for you Klatukatt?
Or maybe they want that so they can still have some time to pull some final pranks on people?
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Old 10-31-2008, 04:56 PM   #19
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I guess some people wish to be ill because it's really nice to be taken care of and get some extra attention and sympathy. Does any of that hold true for you Klatukatt?
No? I think you misunderstand me.

I never want to be sick. I just want a horrific and scary death that people will remember forever. This is a once in a lifetime thing (har har).
EG:
Getting stabbed in the neck then spraying blood all over a crowd of onlookers. They'll remember that FOREVER.

BUT that is my preference. What I've heard from most people is they want to die quietly in their sleep without illness or pain.

I just want to hear what YOU want out of death.
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Old 10-31-2008, 05:03 PM   #20
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Katt, have you ever seen "Dead like me"? Would that death (being hit by a toiletpot) be memorable enough?
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