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Half-Elven Princess of Rabbit Trails and Harp-Wielding Administrator (beware the Rubber Chicken of Doom!)
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French Kiss?
On another board, we were trying to come up with the Middle Earth version of "French Kiss", and I thought I'd bring it here, since it was a fun discussion
![]() My vote was for Feanorean kiss, but here are some of the other candidates we had come up with: Gondorian Kiss Lebennin Kiss Umbarian Kiss Lossarnach Kiss Cardolani Kiss Pelargir Kiss Belfalas Kiss Valinorian Kiss Any other ideas, or which is your favorite? (or is the term "French kiss" even used anymore?) Oh, and here's an obscure reference I found in my version of the Sil: Quote:
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. I should be doing the laundry, but this is MUCH more fun! ![]() "How lovely are Thy dwelling places, O Lord of hosts! ... For a day in Thy courts is better than a thousand outside." (from Psalm 84) * * * God rocks! Entmoot : Veni, vidi, velcro - I came, I saw, I got hooked! Ego numquam pronunciare mendacium, sed ego sum homo indomitus! Run the earth and watch the sky ... Auta i lómë! Aurë entuluva! Last edited by RÃan : 05-18-2007 at 09:41 PM. |
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I think you pencilled that into your version of the Sil; "yumminess" gave you away.
![]() But on the question at hand: what people are famous for their skill in the art of love?
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Bree Kissin' ![]() And for any that need pointers.
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Funny! Instructions on the internet for a French kiss
![]() Well, as for Gwai's point - Tolkien doesn't comment on skill, but Finwe had two wives, which was very unusual, and Feanor had 7 kids, which was very unusual. Quote:
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. I should be doing the laundry, but this is MUCH more fun! ![]() "How lovely are Thy dwelling places, O Lord of hosts! ... For a day in Thy courts is better than a thousand outside." (from Psalm 84) * * * God rocks! Entmoot : Veni, vidi, velcro - I came, I saw, I got hooked! Ego numquam pronunciare mendacium, sed ego sum homo indomitus! Run the earth and watch the sky ... Auta i lómë! Aurë entuluva! |
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I object!
yours, mary W xx (oops!, cut off my tongue!) |
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That would be Lobelia, Shirley..?
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In France, a French Kiss is just 'A Kiss With Tongue,' so miquë as-lambë would be the Quenya.
A) It seems like you're running out of thread topics around here. B) I normally wouldn't have bothered, but my excuse is that I'm up late. C) I still have a bunch of elvish translation sites memorized. Go me. D) Yes, I have experience in translating risqué phrases to Quenya. I was 13. Leave me alone.
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It's difficult to say which folk rank first in frenching.
I would imagine that any solid Wood Elf would do just fine. Then again, there are some very savvy folk down Rohan way. You know. Those cunning Eorlingas... ![]() |
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Oy! *headdesk*
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. I should be doing the laundry, but this is MUCH more fun! ![]() "How lovely are Thy dwelling places, O Lord of hosts! ... For a day in Thy courts is better than a thousand outside." (from Psalm 84) * * * God rocks! Entmoot : Veni, vidi, velcro - I came, I saw, I got hooked! Ego numquam pronunciare mendacium, sed ego sum homo indomitus! Run the earth and watch the sky ... Auta i lómë! Aurë entuluva! |
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How about Orcish kiss?
I guess it would make sense that:
Hey, Rian ![]() God, I miss hanging around here! Last edited by Beren3000 : 06-02-2007 at 02:36 PM. |
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