The Berlioz and Helliwell Guide to Classical Psychological Disorders

trolls' bane · 10-20-2005, 11:09 PM

This thread is a guide to disorders that Hector and I have found. Most don't have cures or medication, but they don't seem to pose much of a threat.

trolls' bane · 10-20-2005, 11:14 PM

Signs/Symptoms:
-Loudly disrupting people by singing opera.
-Humming something from Mozart.
-Frequent daydreams about being a composer, tenor, musician or conductor.
-Non-stop, constant talking about any composers, including but not limited to Beethoven, Mozart, Wagner, etc.

trolls' bane · 10-20-2005, 11:17 PM

Signs/Symptoms:
1) cd's at your music store that were there a moment ago have dissapeared.
2)protests to get in the already very packed symphony hall.
3)People arguing about Wagner and Verdi instead of Brad Pitt and Angelian Jolie/Jen Anniston.

Treatment:
Enjoy it! But keep on extra lookout for fans of Wagner drowning in the one of the local irrigation canals (now all of which are called the Rhine), and Mozart fangirls trampling each other to death, and overcrowding and suffocation in music schools, and composer attempted suicide because of inability to cope with fans' demands.

Note: This is a highly contagious disease, and cannot be noticed until it has spread to most of the town. This one is thanks to Dr. Berlioz.

hectorberlioz · 10-25-2005, 06:05 PM

1) Constantly corrects people on the proper name of the Overture to the Phantom of the Opera

(you fogot that one TB

trolls' bane · 10-25-2005, 09:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hectorberlioz

1) Constantly corrects people on the proper name of the Overture to the Phantom of the Opera

(you fogot that one TB

Thank you, Doctor Hector (PhD!), I see I did. Which of these does that go under? I copied and pasted them.

Embladyne · 10-25-2005, 10:29 PM

Lovely work, you two. I hope to see more of your findings in the near future, and applaud you on your highly rigorous standards of investigation.

trolls' bane · 10-25-2005, 10:38 PM

Thank you. We have spent many hours at the bar--I mean in the Lab...yeah, the Lab *looks shifty*--making such discoveries. Dr. Berlioz is superior to me at diagnosing Classical-related disorders than I.

10-20-2005, 11:09 PM	#1
trolls' bane Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Campsite-by-Giraffe Posts: 5,408	The Berlioz and Helliwell Guide to Classical Psychological Disorders This thread is a guide to disorders that Hector and I have found. Most don't have cures or medication, but they don't seem to pose much of a threat. __________________ KI6PFA Amateur Radio Operator

10-20-2005, 11:14 PM	#2
trolls' bane Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Campsite-by-Giraffe Posts: 5,408	ECHD: Extreme Classical Hyperactivity Disorder Signs/Symptoms: -Loudly disrupting people by singing opera. -Humming something from Mozart. -Frequent daydreams about being a composer, tenor, musician or conductor. -Non-stop, constant talking about any composers, including but not limited to Beethoven, Mozart, Wagner, etc. __________________ KI6PFA Amateur Radio Operator

10-20-2005, 11:17 PM	#3
trolls' bane Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Campsite-by-Giraffe Posts: 5,408	Classical Virtuositis Signs/Symptoms: 1) cd's at your music store that were there a moment ago have dissapeared. 2)protests to get in the already very packed symphony hall. 3)People arguing about Wagner and Verdi instead of Brad Pitt and Angelian Jolie/Jen Anniston. Treatment: Enjoy it! But keep on extra lookout for fans of Wagner drowning in the one of the local irrigation canals (now all of which are called the Rhine), and Mozart fangirls trampling each other to death, and overcrowding and suffocation in music schools, and composer attempted suicide because of inability to cope with fans' demands. Note: This is a highly contagious disease, and cannot be noticed until it has spread to most of the town. This one is thanks to Dr. Berlioz. __________________ KI6PFA Amateur Radio Operator Last edited by trolls' bane : 10-20-2005 at 11:18 PM.

10-25-2005, 06:05 PM	#4
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10-25-2005, 10:29 PM	#6
Embladyne Honourary Elitist Inklette Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: between the mountains and the sea Posts: 704	Lovely work, you two. I hope to see more of your findings in the near future, and applaud you on your highly rigorous standards of investigation. __________________ Even on the pinnacle of a palace a crow does not become an eagle. My DA page

10-25-2005, 10:38 PM	#7
trolls' bane Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Campsite-by-Giraffe Posts: 5,408	Thank you. We have spent many hours at the bar--I mean in the Lab...yeah, the Lab looks shifty--making such discoveries. Dr. Berlioz is superior to me at diagnosing Classical-related disorders than I. __________________ KI6PFA Amateur Radio Operator