Laying down the Law

[hectorberlioz]

new rules of entmoot.



1)you may not have a signature at all.

2) you may not post without asking

3) you may not use your private messaging system without asking

4) you must always apologize to everyone at the end of each of your posts, even if you didnt do anything.

5)you cannot contact another mooter without the entmoot means of contact.

6) lose the hat

7)no one is allowed to talk about any other type of music besides what I like.

more rules will be added soon....

[Tessar]

I refuse.





And I forget to say: "Make me"?

[Lalaith_Elf]

This is why people should have voted for SGH!

Power hungry already and after only a few days!

I agree with Tessar:

Make me!

[Twista]

The laws will be atteared too. You have been warned....

[Tessar]

Twista M'dear that's not a real word. Neither google nor my lovely Webster's New World Colledge Dictionary Fourth Edition contained that word.

So tell me, what are we planning to do here?

[Grey_Wolf]

Originally posted by hectorberlioz
new rules of entmoot.



1)you may not have a signature at all.

2) you may not post without asking

3) you may not use your private messaging system without asking

4) you must always apologize to everyone at the end of each of your posts, even if you didnt do anything.

5)you cannot contact another mooter without the entmoot means of contact.

6) lose the hat

7)no one is allowed to talk about any other type of music besides what I like.

more rules will be added soon....

Resistance Is Futile. The 'Moot Sees, Hears And Knows All. You Cannot Escape It's Farreaching Clutches. It Demands That You Merge With It.

[hectorberlioz]

Grey Wolf, your getting wise.

Tessar-the reason it wasnt in your petty dictionary is because Twista is so educated in the language arts, and he was simply using some old word from aramaic, that sounded like it needed to be in his post

[Tessar]

Originally posted by hectorberlioz
1)you may not have a signature at all.

So now you're not a you? You're confusing me. OH wait, I can't call you a you since you have a signature! And I'm not a you either! Thank God I'm a me or I wouldn't exist...

2) you may not post without asking

Who should I ask? The, aha-ha, postman? I'm sure he'll be most excited to hear from me. Actually it might be a woman. I'm not sure of their sex, but I can tell you that if they're out doing their job I'll only be a nusance to them if I ask them if I can post.

3) you may not use your private messaging system without asking

Well excuse me! It IS a PRIVATE messaging system you know.

4) you must always apologize to everyone at the end of each of your posts, even if you didnt do anything.

So where's yours?

5)you cannot contact another mooter without the entmoot means of contact.

So you're saying that if I have a friend on entmoot I can't talk to them in real life any more? What, will the plague infilict me?

6) lose the hat

I don't even own a hat, making that a rather hard order to follow.

7)no one is allowed to talk about any other type of music besides what I like.

That goes against the Constitution. Now you might say 'well you're not in America any more! You're on the entmoot!', but I AM in America! I'm still here, though my computer connection takes me far away. So it's like I'm in two places at once, and therefor this rule doesn't apply due to certain Circumstances that don't allow for it to apply due to the in-apliccity of it all.



And, in holding with the fourth rule, I'm sorry I had to tear your rules appart and show why I can't follow them!

[Grey_Wolf]

Originally posted by hectorberlioz
Grey Wolf, your getting wise.

Tessar-the reason it wasnt in your petty dictionary is because Twista is so educated in the language arts, and he was simply using some old word from aramaic, that sounded like it needed to be in his post

Thanks, Oh great moderator.

[hectorberlioz]

Tessar, how dare you take apart my ill-constructed rules!
guards! seize him! (this is the second time today Tessar, maybe its the last , but we'll see).

[Tessar]

Your guards are no match for me.

Maybe if you had offered them a better health plan...

Not that they'll be needing one any more .

[hectorberlioz]

whats this? super-human powers!!?

Guards! help me!!

[Tessar]

Your Guards wont save you now, Hector. The SPAM hath come, and it is of your own making. Not to mention spelling. Yes, fear the spelling that you have brought upon yourself!

Fear God, not me. You shall recieve your reward for your actions, be they good or evil.

[Twista]

Im here lol. *laughs in Tessars face* - ahaha your morale is defeated!

[hectorberlioz]

how about i just delete all the additional posts, and keep the rules up (closed thread) as a sticky?

[Mercutio]

I support ALL of Hectorberlioz's rules.

P.S. I had his personal permission to post this AND his permission to have a signature (I'm an exception to the rule ).

I dutifully appologize to anyone of whom I may have hurt their feelings.

P.P.S. French music (esp. Berlioz) is the absolute best.

Rule number 8: All debates must be conducted with hectorberlioz acting as moderator. Including this one.

This is fun!

[Tessar]

Originally posted by Twista
Im here lol. *laughs in Tessars face* - ahaha your morale is defeated!

Okay first let’s start with the basics:

1. Never, ever try to breath without a tic-tac.

2. See above rule.

3. See above the above rule.

Secondly, my morale is hardly defeated. It's only just begun.

The Tessar is not quickly moved to wrath, but when he is his literary skills truly kick butt. Namely the verbal butts of any who stand against him.

[Tessar]

Originally posted by Mercutio
I support ALL of Hectorberlioz's rules.

Well I don't.


And your point is?

[Mercutio]

I have no point--Remember? Like a dull pencil (fake laugh).

[hectorberlioz]

Actually, now I'd like to say sometihng in all seriousness.

I am working out a plan for us to remove the 90 second rule on posting (or at least cut it down).
I'll of course have to battle the admins for this...but I constructed well enough, my new plan for preventing spam will suceed and get we'll get rid of the 90 sec. rule