Just for Laughs....

elvishfaerie3088 · 01-27-2004, 02:44 AM

Just for some good old fashioned laughs, what are some of the stupid things you've done and can give ppl advice on. Mine is, "When falling off one's chair laughing do not hit head on way down, may 'cause slight concusion."

**Nurvingiel** · 01-27-2004, 03:21 AM

Er... do not test how deep the water is with both feet.

Beor · 01-27-2004, 03:42 AM

dont use a sledge hammer to try to screw a bolt. No one wins

***Jonathan*** · 01-27-2004, 04:26 AM

Don't fall into the toilet when going to the bathroom.

Linaewen · 01-27-2004, 05:42 AM

Probably not a good idea to talk about what kind of things you'd like to do to Mandy Moore to the coach of her boyfriend (Andy Roddick).

Done by normally smart, but now idiotic, friend of mine. He's been working out in the gym with Roddick's coach for a while, and never realised it.

Twista · 01-27-2004, 08:57 AM

Not get stuck in a tree. stupid trees

Falagar · 01-27-2004, 12:59 PM

Swimming on the deep in a public bath is not smart when you can't swim.

eowyngirl14 · 01-27-2004, 03:01 PM

dont point out to your teachers that they are wrong about lotr. even thought they clearly are. (my SS teacher was convinced that bilbo and frodo were father and son.

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dont get confused and swallow toothpaste when you are hungry (not that iv dont it or anything) youd think it would be all minty fresh and taste like swallowing a mint. it doesnt. it bruns your throat!

***Valandil*** · 01-27-2004, 03:04 PM

It's a bad idea to spend a little bit more money each month than you earn each month.

Lalaith_Elf · 01-27-2004, 03:06 PM

walking head into the person you've fancied for ages then collapse on the floor laughing in histerics when they've fallen off the pavement

eowyngirl14 · 01-27-2004, 03:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lalaith_Elf
walking head into the person you've fancied for ages then collapse on the floor laughing in histerics when they've fallen off the pavement

ya that does sound kinda bad ... lol

Lalaith_Elf · 01-27-2004, 03:12 PM

not very bad.... he's done it to me before as well..... and i wonder why were not together??

**Nurvingiel** · 01-27-2004, 03:16 PM

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Originally posted by Twista
Not get stuck in a tree. stupid trees

Excuse me. I am a tree. (See title.) And I do not want you in my branches anyway.

Beor · 01-28-2004, 08:07 AM

dont try to take sensitive electronic devices apart to fix them if you have no idea how. Its.....electrifying!!

Sminty_Smeagol · 01-28-2004, 08:29 AM

Don't throw a big rock at your brother's head.

Grey_Wolf · 01-28-2004, 02:27 PM

Don't get off a bus which is still moving at a speed of 25 kmh, you might get hurt.

***Earniel*** · 01-28-2004, 02:30 PM

Keep your elbow -if it's rather bony- well away from your sibling's head.

Lalaith_Elf · 01-28-2004, 03:50 PM

don't think you can snowball four guys and get away with it untouched and dry

Fimbrethil · 01-28-2004, 05:23 PM

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Originally posted by Nurvingiel
Excuse me. I am a tree. (See title.) And I do not want you in my branches anyway.

Hehe....you may not want them I however am an evil tree....(see title). I like to catch people.

When removing objects from an oven that has recently been used for cooking said object....don't touch it with your bare hands. *hangs head* So I 've done it before!

Lalaith_Elf · 01-28-2004, 05:31 PM

*nods*
yeah ive done that.....

never pick up a gauze pad (things used in chemistry) with bare hands when its been over a flame for 10mins at the least - unless u want white cross hatching on your hands for a week

01-27-2004, 02:44 AM	#1
elvishfaerie3088 Elven Warrior Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: NO where and every where! Posts: 413	Just for Laughs.... Just for some good old fashioned laughs, what are some of the stupid things you've done and can give ppl advice on. Mine is, "When falling off one's chair laughing do not hit head on way down, may 'cause slight concusion." __________________ "This is the day you will all remember that you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow" Elizabeth: "Will!" Will: "Elizabeth!" Jack: "Monkey!" "It's captain Jack Sparrow, captain..." "If you were waiting for the opportune moment that was it." Red coat, "Impersonating a judge." Jack: (Oh, ya that was fun look on his face) "Do us a favour...i know it's hard...but stay here and try not to do...anything...stupid." "Yes...but why is the rum gone?!" "WELL IT BLOODY IS NOW!" ~~Elvish Faerie~~

01-27-2004, 03:42 AM	#3
Beor founder of the color blue Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: E-Space Posts: 1,727	dont use a sledge hammer to try to screw a bolt. No one wins __________________ Well, there it is.

01-27-2004, 04:26 AM	#4
*Jonathan* Entmoot Attorney-General, Equilibrating the Scales of Justice, Administrator ♎ Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Stockholm, Sweden Posts: 3,891	Don't fall into the toilet when going to the bathroom. __________________ An unwritten post is a delightful universe of infinite possibilities. Set down one word, however, and it immediately becomes earthbound. Set down one sentence and it’s halfway to being just like every other bloody entry that’s ever been written. ☻

01-27-2004, 08:57 AM	#6
Twista Orodruin's Flame Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Kananaskis, AB Posts: 1,194	Not get stuck in a tree. stupid trees __________________ Council of Entmoot - Foreign Affairs Minister - 2004-05 Visit the Ye Olde Avatar Shop and The New One Dont tell me what I cannot do Two men are on a Island, they both see a "monster", one sees a bright light, and the other sees a dark cloud My name bares no reference to the music artist.

01-27-2004, 12:59 PM	#7
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01-27-2004, 05:42 AM	#5
Linaewen Fair Dinkum Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 2,319	Probably not a good idea to talk about what kind of things you'd like to do to Mandy Moore to the coach of her boyfriend (Andy Roddick). Done by normally smart, but now idiotic, friend of mine. He's been working out in the gym with Roddick's coach for a while, and never realised it.

01-27-2004, 03:01 PM	#8
eowyngirl14 i don't know what i am talking about either, so don't ask Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 1,353	dont point out to your teachers that they are wrong about lotr. even thought they clearly are. (my SS teacher was convinced that bilbo and frodo were father and son. ) dont get confused and swallow toothpaste when you are hungry (not that iv dont it or anything) youd think it would be all minty fresh and taste like swallowing a mint. it doesnt. it bruns your throat! __________________ 'The coming of dawn is ever the hope to the heart of men' -Aragorn 'Then I will die as one of them' -Aragorn TTT movie “They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little safety deserve neither liberty nor safety” - Benjamin Franklin arms are made for hugging avatar from the avatar shop! made by Eowyn, Lady of Rohan

01-27-2004, 03:04 PM	#9
*Valandil* High King at Annuminas Administrator Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Wyoming - USA Posts: 10,752	It's a bad idea to spend a little bit more money each month than you earn each month.

01-27-2004, 03:06 PM	#10
Lalaith_Elf Her Infernal Majesty Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 2,188	walking head into the person you've fancied for ages then collapse on the floor laughing in histerics when they've fallen off the pavement __________________ "It is a good viewpoint to see the world as a dream. When you have something like a nightmare, you will wake up and tell yourself that it was only a dream. It is said that the world we live in is not a bit different from this." - Yamamoto Tsunetomo

01-27-2004, 03:12 PM	#12
Lalaith_Elf Her Infernal Majesty Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 2,188	not very bad.... he's done it to me before as well..... and i wonder why were not together?? __________________ "It is a good viewpoint to see the world as a dream. When you have something like a nightmare, you will wake up and tell yourself that it was only a dream. It is said that the world we live in is not a bit different from this." - Yamamoto Tsunetomo

01-28-2004, 08:07 AM	#14
Beor founder of the color blue Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: E-Space Posts: 1,727	dont try to take sensitive electronic devices apart to fix them if you have no idea how. Its.....electrifying!! __________________ Well, there it is.

01-28-2004, 08:29 AM	#15
Sminty_Smeagol Manic Cardboard-Box Dweller Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: In a house Posts: 1,071	Don't throw a big rock at your brother's head. __________________ I love the fishes.

01-28-2004, 02:27 PM	#16
Grey_Wolf Elf Lord Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mirkwood, well actually I live in North-west Scania, Sweden Posts: 9,481	Don't get off a bus which is still moving at a speed of 25 kmh, you might get hurt.

01-28-2004, 02:30 PM	#17
*Earniel* The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: N?n in Eilph (Belgium) Posts: 14,363	Keep your elbow -if it's rather bony- well away from your sibling's head. __________________ We are not things.

01-28-2004, 03:50 PM	#18
Lalaith_Elf Her Infernal Majesty Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 2,188	don't think you can snowball four guys and get away with it untouched and dry __________________ "It is a good viewpoint to see the world as a dream. When you have something like a nightmare, you will wake up and tell yourself that it was only a dream. It is said that the world we live in is not a bit different from this." - Yamamoto Tsunetomo

01-28-2004, 05:31 PM	#20
Lalaith_Elf Her Infernal Majesty Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 2,188	nods yeah ive done that..... never pick up a gauze pad (things used in chemistry) with bare hands when its been over a flame for 10mins at the least - unless u want white cross hatching on your hands for a week __________________ "It is a good viewpoint to see the world as a dream. When you have something like a nightmare, you will wake up and tell yourself that it was only a dream. It is said that the world we live in is not a bit different from this." - Yamamoto Tsunetomo