07-24-2002, 07:26 PM | #1 |
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If I Could Be A Superhero
I would be awsome man.
I'd fly around the world fighting crime, according to my awsome plan. And if I saw criminals trying to lie, hurting other people and making them cry, I'd haul them off to jail in my awsome van. Cuz I would be awsome man. |
07-24-2002, 07:35 PM | #2 |
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I would be leave-it-to-the-last-minute man.
I'd have future-seeing abilities, knowing when people will kick the can. I'd laze around my house all day in full knowledge that something evil is going to happen, only taking action at the very last second with my awesome powers and bring back calm. Cuz I would be leave-it-to-the-last-minute man. |
07-24-2002, 10:55 PM | #3 |
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I would be drug-free boy.
Telling the world of the evils of drugs, and all of the lives they destroy. Well I take all the junkies, he's getting so high, with his needles and bongs and his sticks made of thai. As I burn them alive, I would squeel with joy. Cuz I would be drug-free boy. |
07-24-2002, 11:02 PM | #4 |
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If you could be a superhero, would you be justice guy?
Making sure people get what they deserve, especially women who lie. Like if a wife left her husband with three kids and no job, to run off to f*** in Hawaii with some doctor named Bob, you can skin them and drain them of blood so they die (especially Bob). Then you would be justice guy. Or you can be more subtle, no I didn't mean to be vague, give her the mad cow disease, let him die of the plague. As long as they suffer for their terrible lies (especially Bob) Then you would be justice guy. Yes then you would be, a superhero, like me! |
07-28-2002, 06:44 PM | #5 |
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i would be bifta boy flying though the air dropping the migical bifta from above and makeing all the people smile and laugh. that or i would like to be spiderman
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Yeah god hes ok but i would rather be judged by a sheep than that idiot |
07-29-2002, 12:48 AM | #6 |
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If I could be like Superman
And put the bad guys in the can, With super powers like a god - Why, I'd be an Entmoot mod!
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07-29-2002, 10:13 AM | #7 |
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If I were a super hero, I'd be Roast Guy.
I'd fly around, looking for evildoers, when they would shout "AAAIIIGGHH!!!" I'd find all the criminals, the evil, bad, and sly, And roast them, and make mincemeat pie, Cuz I'm Roast Guy.
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07-29-2002, 10:16 AM | #8 |
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Does Gandalf count as a superhero?
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Yeah god hes ok but i would rather be judged by a sheep than that idiot |
07-29-2002, 10:47 AM | #9 |
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If I could be a super hero I'd be hockey lord
with preternatural body checks the evils doers I would board with my powers i'd skate like the wind the citizens i would defend from long range i'd use my might slap shot exploding heads and destroy snot i'd feast upon evil doers until i'm gorged why because i'm hockey lord
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07-29-2002, 11:14 PM | #10 |
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I would be the invisible-woman.
Period.
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07-29-2002, 11:40 PM | #11 |
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I guess nobody figured out that these lines I've been putting out are lyrics to the song Superhero by Stephen Lynch.
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07-30-2002, 05:21 AM | #12 |
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I would have the ability to fly and become invisible at will. Plus I would have the ability to not rhyme. Oh, and I would also be quite powerful, i.e. blow up omniverses by thought.
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07-30-2002, 06:18 AM | #13 | |
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07-30-2002, 10:50 AM | #14 |
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AHem *takes deep breathe*
Im supergirl! here again to save the world but i wanna know whos gonna save me? *beats from drum* sorry. i just thought that the song 'Supergirl' was a good addition to this thread.
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08-02-2002, 11:55 AM | #15 |
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I am a superhero! I'm the Mighty FUZZBALL, sidekick to the Mighty POOFBALL, protectors of the world from bad hair days, E.O.A.J.F.I.(Eaters OF All Junk Foods Imaginable ). Though, we do have a weakness we are working on, that is S.O.S.(Scared of Spiders), but we protect the world from poofyness and fuzzyness in hair-dos!!
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08-04-2002, 04:17 PM | #16 |
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I'm the Silly Invisible Elf Witch. I usually scare people in the process of trying to be their friend. Go figure.
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08-04-2002, 04:36 PM | #17 | |
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08-07-2002, 10:45 AM | #18 |
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If I could be a super hero, I would be, Wizard girl
Sending Black riders and evil doers off in a whirl Talking to hobbit's and Elves everyday Never workin or getting my pay because I'd be off saving Middle-earth Then I would be Wizard girl |
08-07-2002, 02:21 PM | #19 |
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that's awesome, Piipin's Girl!!
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08-07-2002, 06:18 PM | #20 |
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If I could be a superhero, I would be Tolkein Man,
I would confuse villans by repeating knowledge of the Lord of The Rings Books and make them utterly confused, Then I would utterly beat the crap out of them. |
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