half dwarf? - Page 9

Andúril · 04-15-2002, 09:32 AM

Okay, I see where this is headed

Half-dwarf half-put your clothes on

Half-dwarf half-burping sound

Half-dwarf half tasty animal burnt dead flesh

BeardofPants · 04-15-2002, 09:35 AM

Half dwarf, half salad inhaling...

BeardofPants · 04-15-2002, 09:41 AM

Half Dwarf, half "Anduril you need to empty your PM inbox, ie, some of those x-rated mails have to go.... or delete the sent ones."

Later Edit: I can't PM you, I've emailed next installment directly to your email addy.

Andúril · 04-15-2002, 10:14 AM

Half-dwarf half-Is there a way for me to save them - I don't want to lose any of them...

BeardofPants · 04-15-2002, 10:22 AM

I just copied and pasted them, and emailed them directly to my self....

Andúril · 04-15-2002, 10:33 AM

Which is what I'm doing right now...

Half-dwarf half movement

BeardofPants · 04-15-2002, 10:35 AM

Exactly what I figured....

Half Dwarf, half crossing my legs....

Andúril · 04-15-2002, 10:58 AM

Half-dwarf half-Jack

BeardofPants · 04-15-2002, 11:01 AM

Half dwarf, half jerk o..................

Andúril · 04-15-2002, 11:34 AM

half dwarf half vib....fly waiter, er..

BeardofPants · 04-15-2002, 11:42 AM

Half dwarf, half diaphragm... what? Oh, don't be disgusting, I meant the one below the rib cage!

Kwijibo · 04-15-2002, 05:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Michael Martinez
So, really, there is no ambiguity at all. The Balrog of Moria has wings 75 per cent of the time, and it doesn't have them the other 25 per cent of the time.

I know this was posted about 8 pages ago or whatever ... but is it just a weird coincindence that the Moria Balrog was going thru the 25% of its life when it didnt have wings when Gandalf came along, pushed him down an abyss and shoved him off a mountain?

I havent read all of the Sil - bear with me.
Is it also coincidence that another big Balrog was going thru his 25% of life without wings when that Elf (Fingolfin?) shoved him off a mountain?

Incase u havent already noticed, im anti-wing.

afro-elf · 04-15-2002, 09:37 PM

it says in the bridge of khazad dum: and its wings spread from wall to wall

Andúril · 04-16-2002, 05:45 AM

half-dwarf half-simile (silliyou)
half-dwarf half-metaphor

BeardofPants · 04-16-2002, 06:05 AM

Half dwarf, half syntax
Half dwarf, half alliteration
Half dwarf, half participle
Half dwarf, half oxymoron

Beleg Strongbow · 04-17-2002, 12:21 PM

would the Balrog-dwarf use a whip, or an axe?

Twilight · 04-17-2002, 03:36 PM

It has two hands. It could easily use both.

Andúril · 04-18-2002, 02:41 AM

It would use a whaxe.

Or an ape.

Seriously, I assume such a creature would replace its sword with an axe, but keep the whip...

BeardofPants · 04-18-2002, 02:44 AM

Since the dwarf-balrog is such a foul looking creature, I hardly think it needs an ape to throw around. Should just take up handing out candy on halloween.

Andúril · 04-18-2002, 03:32 AM

More importantly, what weapon would the half-dwarf half-bicycle wheel "weild"?

And the half-dwarf half planet?

04-15-2002, 09:35 AM	#162
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	Half dwarf, half salad inhaling... __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

04-15-2002, 09:41 AM	#163
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	Half Dwarf, half "Anduril you need to empty your PM inbox, ie, some of those x-rated mails have to go.... or delete the sent ones." Later Edit: I can't PM you, I've emailed next installment directly to your email addy. __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords Last edited by BeardofPants : 04-15-2002 at 09:54 AM.

04-15-2002, 10:22 AM	#165
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	I just copied and pasted them, and emailed them directly to my self.... __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

04-15-2002, 10:35 AM	#167
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	Exactly what I figured.... Half Dwarf, half crossing my legs.... __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

04-15-2002, 11:01 AM	#169
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	Half dwarf, half jerk o.................. __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

04-15-2002, 09:32 AM	#161
Andúril The Original Corruptor Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,881	Okay, I see where this is headed Half-dwarf half-put your clothes on Half-dwarf half-burping sound Half-dwarf half tasty animal burnt dead flesh

04-15-2002, 10:14 AM	#164
Andúril The Original Corruptor Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,881	Half-dwarf half-Is there a way for me to save them - I don't want to lose any of them...

04-15-2002, 10:33 AM	#166
Andúril The Original Corruptor Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,881	Which is what I'm doing right now... Half-dwarf half movement

04-15-2002, 10:58 AM	#168
Andúril The Original Corruptor Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,881	Half-dwarf half-Jack

04-15-2002, 11:34 AM	#170
Andúril The Original Corruptor Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,881	half dwarf half vib....fly waiter, er..

04-15-2002, 11:42 AM	#171
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	Half dwarf, half diaphragm... what? Oh, don't be disgusting, I meant the one below the rib cage! __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

04-15-2002, 09:37 PM	#173
afro-elf Hoplite Nomad Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 3,931	it says in the bridge of khazad dum: and its wings spread from wall to wall __________________ About Eowyn, Does anyone know what her alias Dernhelm means? She was kown as dernhelm because of her exclaimation when she realized that the rider's headgear was heavy and obscured her sight. 'Dern Helm" Culled from Entmoot From Kirinski 57 and Wayfarer.

04-16-2002, 05:45 AM	#174
Andúril The Original Corruptor Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,881	half-dwarf half-simile (silliyou) half-dwarf half-metaphor

04-16-2002, 06:05 AM	#175
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	Half dwarf, half syntax Half dwarf, half alliteration Half dwarf, half participle Half dwarf, half oxymoron __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

04-17-2002, 12:21 PM	#176
Beleg Strongbow Truest of Friends Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Pennsylvania, but I have a vacation home in the Westfarthing. Posts: 520	would the Balrog-dwarf use a whip, or an axe? __________________ "...Beleg Strongbow, truest of friends, greatest in skill of all that harboured in the woods of Beleriand in the Elder Days..." Aure Entuleva! John Kerry for President!

04-17-2002, 03:36 PM	#177
Twilight Elven Warrior Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Wilmore, KY Posts: 269	It has two hands. It could easily use both. __________________ Sometimes I wonder how many monkeys with typewritters it would take to reproduce what I just wrote.

04-18-2002, 02:41 AM	#178
Andúril The Original Corruptor Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,881	It would use a whaxe. Or an ape. Seriously, I assume such a creature would replace its sword with an axe, but keep the whip...

04-18-2002, 02:44 AM	#179
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	Since the dwarf-balrog is such a foul looking creature, I hardly think it needs an ape to throw around. Should just take up handing out candy on halloween. __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

04-18-2002, 03:32 AM	#180
Andúril The Original Corruptor Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,881	More importantly, what weapon would the half-dwarf half-bicycle wheel "weild"? And the half-dwarf half planet?

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