When I take over the world...... - Page 8

Tanoliel · 09-09-2002, 08:50 PM

I'll buy out all that stuff...and I'll pile all the signs and etc. in a big factory warehouse and you all can beat them up to your hearts' content. Then I'll convert them all into better places (still waiting for input....if you don't like what's there, tell me what to change it to!

).
And I'll make Starbucks into shade-grown coffee fair trade and all that.

-tano

Eruviel Greenleaf · 09-09-2002, 09:54 PM

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Originally posted by Tanoliel
And I'll make Starbucks into shade-grown coffee fair trade and all that.

-tano

And we (I assume I get to help) have to make them independant and destroy the headquarters and all. Ooh, that's a good quest!

Sween · 09-10-2002, 02:07 AM

The quest for the space needle

Eruviel Greenleaf · 09-10-2002, 02:11 AM

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Originally posted by Sween
The quest for the space needle

Oh, there's a completely different conspiracy there...oops, I've said too much

BeardofPants · 09-10-2002, 02:53 AM

Dammit, you had BETTER be recycling all those signs! Don't make me pull out my disintergrator ray... er... I mean [deep voice]... MY DOOMSDAY DEVICE!!!![/deep voice]

***Earniel*** · 09-10-2002, 03:12 AM

*peeks carefully into box* Is there a dalek in there?

Are you planning on taking over the world with that thing, BoP?

Elfmaster XK · 09-10-2002, 12:18 PM

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Originally posted by Tanoliel
I'll buy out all that stuff...and I'll pile all the signs and etc. in a big factory warehouse and you all can beat them up to your hearts' content. Then I'll convert them all into better places (still waiting for input....if you don't like what's there, tell me what to change it to! ).
And I'll make Starbucks into shade-grown coffee fair trade and all that.

-tano

NO MORE COFFEE!!!!!

.....okay, is that unreasonable?

If so...NO MORE COFFEE HOUSES!!!!

Eruviel Greenleaf · 09-10-2002, 12:48 PM

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Originally posted by Elfmaster XK
NO MORE COFFEE!!!!!

.....okay, is that unreasonable?

If so...NO MORE COFFEE HOUSES!!!!

But I need my coffee!

What do you have against coffee houses?

Elfmaster XK · 09-10-2002, 01:00 PM

Don't like coffee. *shudder* and...and...they're coffee houses they're evil!!!! EVIL!!!!!!!!!!! Especially when they're starbucks (which doesn't even deserve a capital letter for its name!!!)

Eeeeeeeeevil....eeeeeeevil....you can have your coffee cap'n, that's okay. But i still think it's evil.

Beleg Strongbow · 09-10-2002, 01:02 PM

you sound like you've had coffee...
or an overdose of caffiene in some form.

Eruviel Greenleaf · 09-10-2002, 01:03 PM

Well, I agree, starbucks is very evil. I'll just keep my chocolate-covered coffee beans; that will keep me happy

Elfmaster XK · 09-10-2002, 01:05 PM

Overdose on it!?!? Eck no way! Torture is drinking it!

Chocolate coated coffee beans sound okay, but Tiramasu is quite nice, or was, since it has gelatine in i don't eat it. But also, why are there no hot chocolate houses? there sooooo should be!

Eruviel Greenleaf · 09-10-2002, 01:09 PM

But they have hot chocolate, and tea, in coffee houses. And Tiramisu is really good

Elfmaster XK · 09-10-2002, 01:13 PM

Yeah but it's always a coffee house, 'let's go to the coffee house'....'i don't like coffee ' ....'so have hot chocolate then, but were still going to the coffee house!'

Gah! I apologise, i have deep rooted issues with coffee houses, it's a long and comlicated story to explain.

Sween · 09-10-2002, 02:03 PM

the coffee shops in amsterdam are very good they will be left alone when i take my role of leader of the world. i would prefer to lead than rule because i am the greatest living human being

Eruviel Greenleaf · 09-10-2002, 02:04 PM

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Originally posted by Sween
because i am the greatest living human being

Sure you are.

Sween · 09-10-2002, 02:09 PM

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Originally posted by Eruviel Greenleaf
Sure you are.

Silience you

Eruviel Greenleaf · 09-10-2002, 02:10 PM

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Originally posted by Sween
Silience you

I cannot be silenced

Blackheart · 09-10-2002, 04:13 PM

Eat her brains.

That usually makes them quieter...

***Earniel*** · 09-10-2002, 04:35 PM

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Originally posted by Sween
the coffee shops in amsterdam are very good they will be left alone when i take my role of leader of the world. i would prefer to lead than rule because i am the greatest living human being

Tsssk tsssk, you KNOW those aren't regular coffee shops, don't you? That's no place where a young father should hang out.

09-09-2002, 08:50 PM	#141
Tanoliel Eccentric Chocolate Crow Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The Emerald City--Seattle, WA Posts: 1,861	I'll buy out all that stuff...and I'll pile all the signs and etc. in a big factory warehouse and you all can beat them up to your hearts' content. Then I'll convert them all into better places (still waiting for input....if you don't like what's there, tell me what to change it to! ). And I'll make Starbucks into shade-grown coffee fair trade and all that. -tano __________________ Wisdom for Short Attention Spans...Ozy and Millie. It rocks. Food Of The Gods: 3,7-dihydro-3,7-dimethyl-1H-purine-2,6-dione Feed Me.... Another Online Dwelling Place... "All right, I confess. It is my intention to comandeer a ship, pick up a crew in Tortuga, to rape, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out." -Captain Jack Sparrow "The trouble with unknown enemies is that they are so difficult to identify." -Amelia Peabody Emerson "Most people obey the orders of someone who is pointing a gun at their head." -A.P. Emerson

09-10-2002, 02:07 AM	#143
Sween im quite stupid Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Cockermouth Posts: 2,058	The quest for the space needle __________________ Yeah god hes ok but i would rather be judged by a sheep than that idiot

09-10-2002, 02:53 AM	#145
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	Dammit, you had BETTER be recycling all those signs! Don't make me pull out my disintergrator ray... er... I mean [deep voice]... MY DOOMSDAY DEVICE!!!![/deep voice] __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

09-10-2002, 03:12 AM	#146
*Earniel* The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: N?n in Eilph (Belgium) Posts: 14,363	peeks carefully into box Is there a dalek in there? Are you planning on taking over the world with that thing, BoP? __________________ We are not things.

09-10-2002, 01:00 PM	#149
Elfmaster XK Possessive Villain Fancier Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: On my ship, riding the waves YARR! Posts: 2,008	Don't like coffee. shudder and...and...they're coffee houses they're evil!!!! EVIL!!!!!!!!!!! Especially when they're starbucks (which doesn't even deserve a capital letter for its name!!!) Eeeeeeeeevil....eeeeeeevil....you can have your coffee cap'n, that's okay. But i still think it's evil. __________________ My soul is painted like the wings of butterflies, Fairytales of yesterday will grow but never die, I can fly - my friends. XK

09-10-2002, 01:02 PM	#150
Beleg Strongbow Truest of Friends Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Pennsylvania, but I have a vacation home in the Westfarthing. Posts: 520	you sound like you've had coffee... or an overdose of caffiene in some form. __________________ "...Beleg Strongbow, truest of friends, greatest in skill of all that harboured in the woods of Beleriand in the Elder Days..." Aure Entuleva! John Kerry for President!

09-10-2002, 01:03 PM	#151
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	Well, I agree, starbucks is very evil. I'll just keep my chocolate-covered coffee beans; that will keep me happy __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

09-10-2002, 01:05 PM	#152
Elfmaster XK Possessive Villain Fancier Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: On my ship, riding the waves YARR! Posts: 2,008	Overdose on it!?!? Eck no way! Torture is drinking it! Chocolate coated coffee beans sound okay, but Tiramasu is quite nice, or was, since it has gelatine in i don't eat it. But also, why are there no hot chocolate houses? there sooooo should be! __________________ My soul is painted like the wings of butterflies, Fairytales of yesterday will grow but never die, I can fly - my friends. XK

09-10-2002, 01:09 PM	#153
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	But they have hot chocolate, and tea, in coffee houses. And Tiramisu is really good __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

09-10-2002, 01:13 PM	#154
Elfmaster XK Possessive Villain Fancier Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: On my ship, riding the waves YARR! Posts: 2,008	Yeah but it's always a coffee house, 'let's go to the coffee house'....'i don't like coffee ' ....'so have hot chocolate then, but were still going to the coffee house!' Gah! I apologise, i have deep rooted issues with coffee houses, it's a long and comlicated story to explain. __________________ My soul is painted like the wings of butterflies, Fairytales of yesterday will grow but never die, I can fly - my friends. XK

09-10-2002, 02:03 PM	#155
Sween im quite stupid Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Cockermouth Posts: 2,058	the coffee shops in amsterdam are very good they will be left alone when i take my role of leader of the world. i would prefer to lead than rule because i am the greatest living human being __________________ Yeah god hes ok but i would rather be judged by a sheep than that idiot

09-10-2002, 04:13 PM	#159
Blackheart Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Darkness Posts: 1,211	Eat her brains. That usually makes them quieter... __________________ I have harnessed the shadows that stride from world to world to sow death and madness... Queer haow a cravin' gits a holt on ye -- As ye love the Almighty, young man, don't tell nobody, but I swar ter Gawd thet picter begun ta make me hungry fer victuals I couldn't raise nor buy -- here, set still, what's ailin' ye? ...

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