When I take over the world...... - Page 7

Elfmaster XK · 09-08-2002, 12:44 PM

The first thing i'd do if i owned the world would be to systematically detroy and decimate and annihalate (sp?) every single Starbucks in the world!

Godamn evil coffee house!

Eruviel Greenleaf · 09-08-2002, 02:29 PM

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Originally posted by Elfmaster XK
The first thing i'd do if i owned the world would be to systematically detroy and decimate and annihalate (sp?) every single Starbucks in the world! Godamn evil coffee house!

Well, I've already started doing that, so do you want to join my anti-Starbucks campaign?

Sween · 09-08-2002, 02:31 PM

make BoP and Rana my slaves

. will anyone help me with my sistematic destruction of laura ashley shops?

Eruviel Greenleaf · 09-08-2002, 02:37 PM

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Originally posted by Sween
make BoP and Rana my slaves . will anyone help me with my sistematic destruction of laura ashley shops?

I'll gladly assist in that. Destroying laura ashley shops, that is.

Sween · 09-08-2002, 02:44 PM

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Originally posted by Eruviel Greenleaf
I'll gladly assist in that. Destroying laura ashley shops, that is.

they are evil my mum made me spend 2 hours odd each weekend in that horrid place looking at fabrics.

Eruviel Greenleaf · 09-08-2002, 02:47 PM

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Originally posted by Sween
they are evil my mum made me spend 2 hours odd each weekend in that horrid place looking at fabrics.

Oh...I'm sorry...that's really bad.

BeardofPants · 09-08-2002, 03:01 PM

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Originally posted by Sween
make BoP and Rana my slaves

Sure, I'll be your slave.

Sween · 09-08-2002, 03:04 PM

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Originally posted by BeardofPants
Sure, I'll be your slave.

sweeeeeeeeeettt

***Earniel*** · 09-08-2002, 03:54 PM

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Originally posted by Sween
make BoP and Rana my slaves . will anyone help me with my sistematic destruction of laura ashley shops?

You know, I read the first time: sissymatic destruction.

Needless to say, I laughed my head off.

Tanoliel · 09-08-2002, 05:45 PM

I'll just buy them all out with my attack of corporate america, sween. Is that ok with you?

-tano

Sween · 09-08-2002, 06:09 PM

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Originally posted by Tanoliel
I'll just buy them all out with my attack of corporate america, sween. Is that ok with you?
-tano

no only complete and utter destuction will satify me

Tanoliel · 09-08-2002, 06:23 PM

Well, for them, that's complete and utter destruction. I'm not going to buy them and let them continue while I get the money! Cripes, no. I'll buy them all and then turn them into better shops.

-tano

Sween · 09-08-2002, 06:26 PM

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Originally posted by Tanoliel
Well, for them, that's complete and utter destruction. I'm not going to buy them and let them continue while I get the money! Cripes, no. I'll buy them all and then turn them into better shops.
-tano

no them and all there floral fabrics will be burned to asunder and i will laught and i will feast and i will not let the name of laura ashley survive it has scared me and it shall be destroyed.

i will have my vengance

Eruviel Greenleaf · 09-08-2002, 06:27 PM

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Originally posted by Tanoliel
Well, for them, that's complete and utter destruction. I'm not going to buy them and let them continue while I get the money! Cripes, no. I'll buy them all and then turn them into better shops.
-tano

And what will they sell when you're done? And what will we do to Starbucks? Personally, I propose that we turn them all into shade-coffee selling independant coffee shops

Blackheart · 09-08-2002, 09:09 PM

Hmmph.

I hear lots of talking about what to do.

But I don't see anyone actually plotting to take over.

I on the otherhand, actually have a plan. Look to the skys. Feel the microwaves as they oscilate your skulls with the sweet sounds of Calipso...

You will be one of many. You are needed. Worship me, and I will show you your true nature. Listen not to those who would deny you your true selves.

Elfmaster XK · 09-09-2002, 08:02 AM

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Originally posted by Eruviel Greenleaf
Well, I've already started doing that, so do you want to join my anti-Starbucks campaign?

YAY!!! someone else who hates starbucks!!! Yes we shall make plans. In edinburgh, no joke there are 8 in the city centre! I mean what is the need! makes me mad

But yes ill join, gladly!

Sween · 09-09-2002, 09:23 AM

But we will leave all McDonalds, Pizza Huts, KFC's, Burger Kings and any prevory of deonna kebabs after 2 in the moring alone wont we?

WiseWizard · 09-09-2002, 10:51 AM

I think we should let Tano buy out all of those fast foods places. Then we'll just save a few of those for you, Sween. The rest we destroy.

Blackheart · 09-09-2002, 01:46 PM

I think Starbucks beat all of you to the punch...

Eruviel Greenleaf · 09-09-2002, 07:02 PM

Well, we know they've taken over the world; we just need to stop them before they do worse!

09-08-2002, 12:44 PM	#121
Elfmaster XK Possessive Villain Fancier Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: On my ship, riding the waves YARR! Posts: 2,008	The first thing i'd do if i owned the world would be to systematically detroy and decimate and annihalate (sp?) every single Starbucks in the world! Godamn evil coffee house! __________________ My soul is painted like the wings of butterflies, Fairytales of yesterday will grow but never die, I can fly - my friends. XK

09-08-2002, 02:31 PM	#123
Sween im quite stupid Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Cockermouth Posts: 2,058	make BoP and Rana my slaves . will anyone help me with my sistematic destruction of laura ashley shops? __________________ Yeah god hes ok but i would rather be judged by a sheep than that idiot

09-08-2002, 05:45 PM	#130
Tanoliel Eccentric Chocolate Crow Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The Emerald City--Seattle, WA Posts: 1,861	I'll just buy them all out with my attack of corporate america, sween. Is that ok with you? -tano __________________ Wisdom for Short Attention Spans...Ozy and Millie. It rocks. Food Of The Gods: 3,7-dihydro-3,7-dimethyl-1H-purine-2,6-dione Feed Me.... Another Online Dwelling Place... "All right, I confess. It is my intention to comandeer a ship, pick up a crew in Tortuga, to rape, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out." -Captain Jack Sparrow "The trouble with unknown enemies is that they are so difficult to identify." -Amelia Peabody Emerson "Most people obey the orders of someone who is pointing a gun at their head." -A.P. Emerson

09-08-2002, 06:23 PM	#132
Tanoliel Eccentric Chocolate Crow Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The Emerald City--Seattle, WA Posts: 1,861	Well, for them, that's complete and utter destruction. I'm not going to buy them and let them continue while I get the money! Cripes, no. I'll buy them all and then turn them into better shops. -tano __________________ Wisdom for Short Attention Spans...Ozy and Millie. It rocks. Food Of The Gods: 3,7-dihydro-3,7-dimethyl-1H-purine-2,6-dione Feed Me.... Another Online Dwelling Place... "All right, I confess. It is my intention to comandeer a ship, pick up a crew in Tortuga, to rape, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out." -Captain Jack Sparrow "The trouble with unknown enemies is that they are so difficult to identify." -Amelia Peabody Emerson "Most people obey the orders of someone who is pointing a gun at their head." -A.P. Emerson

09-08-2002, 09:09 PM	#135
Blackheart Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Darkness Posts: 1,211	Hmmph. I hear lots of talking about what to do. But I don't see anyone actually plotting to take over. I on the otherhand, actually have a plan. Look to the skys. Feel the microwaves as they oscilate your skulls with the sweet sounds of Calipso... You will be one of many. You are needed. Worship me, and I will show you your true nature. Listen not to those who would deny you your true selves. __________________ I have harnessed the shadows that stride from world to world to sow death and madness... Queer haow a cravin' gits a holt on ye -- As ye love the Almighty, young man, don't tell nobody, but I swar ter Gawd thet picter begun ta make me hungry fer victuals I couldn't raise nor buy -- here, set still, what's ailin' ye? ...

09-09-2002, 09:23 AM	#137
Sween im quite stupid Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Cockermouth Posts: 2,058	But we will leave all McDonalds, Pizza Huts, KFC's, Burger Kings and any prevory of deonna kebabs after 2 in the moring alone wont we? __________________ Yeah god hes ok but i would rather be judged by a sheep than that idiot

09-09-2002, 10:51 AM	#138
WiseWizard Elven Warrior Join Date: May 2002 Location: the darkest region of Mirkwood (and trust me, it's really dark) Posts: 331	I think we should let Tano buy out all of those fast foods places. Then we'll just save a few of those for you, Sween. The rest we destroy. __________________ My motto: Heaven doesn't want me and hell's afraid I'll take over. ------------------------------------------------ "Upstage me and I'll crush your kneecaps!" ------------------------------------------------ "It's been a while since I've been 130." -Aaron Reichgott ------------------------------------------------ You know, the world's full of apathy...but I don't care. ------------------------------------------------ "I would've honked, but I might have hit you." -Janaki ------------------------------------------------ "If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have gone to college that year." -Lewis Black ------------------------------------------------ "I have one speed which varies according to my mood." -Kristy Pihl ------------------------------------------------ "When I get a fever, I can hear my mom's voice in my head. But she's alive, not dead, so it's not as exciting." -Anna Crandall ------------------------------------------------ "It doesn't matter what your body type is, as long as you're bloodthirsty." -Rachel Carlson ------------------------------------------------- "My mind is a whirling miasma." -Jeff E. ------------------------------------------------- "I think earth is the Alabama of the universe and we don't even know it." ------------------------------------------------- "You can't just apologize the laziness of my bunnies away." -Taylor S.B. ------------------------------------------------- I'm a sadistic massochist. I'm always happy.

09-09-2002, 01:46 PM	#139
Blackheart Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Darkness Posts: 1,211	I think Starbucks beat all of you to the punch... __________________ I have harnessed the shadows that stride from world to world to sow death and madness... Queer haow a cravin' gits a holt on ye -- As ye love the Almighty, young man, don't tell nobody, but I swar ter Gawd thet picter begun ta make me hungry fer victuals I couldn't raise nor buy -- here, set still, what's ailin' ye? ...

09-09-2002, 07:02 PM	#140
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	Well, we know they've taken over the world; we just need to stop them before they do worse! __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

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