half dwarf? - Page 7

Andúril · 04-13-2002, 06:56 PM

Half-dwarf half-dwarf

Now that's twisted!!!

PS Yes my love, I'm still here...

BeardofPants · 04-13-2002, 07:01 PM

Half dwarf, half cl---- erm... Dolores.

Andúril · 04-13-2002, 07:04 PM

Half dwarf half p ....er venus?

PS BoP, goto General Messages. Now!

BeardofPants · 04-13-2002, 07:09 PM

Er... where?

Andúril · 04-13-2002, 07:15 PM

Half dwarf half sound-effect

How do I visualize that one....

BeardofPants · 04-13-2002, 07:17 PM

Half dwarf, half Liv Tyler ... eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...............

Half dwarf, half toenail.

Andúril · 04-13-2002, 07:21 PM

Half-dwarf half dirt under toenail

Half dwarf half dirt under Liv Tyler's toenail...(or nose...)

BeardofPants · 04-13-2002, 07:21 PM

Half dwarf, half bacteria up Liv's nose....

Andúril · 04-13-2002, 07:26 PM

half-dwarf half toolkit, plus that odd-looking slime stuff...

BeardofPants · 04-13-2002, 07:30 PM

Nope, still blocked.

Half Dwarf, half gremlin.
Half Dwarf, half BFG (Big Friendly Giant)
Half Dwarf, half superman.
Half Dwarf, half Klingon.
Half Dwarf, half Cpt James T. Kirk.
Half Dwarf, half banana.

Andúril · 04-13-2002, 07:34 PM

Half dwarf half (x)

half dwarf half The Watcher in the Water (actual LOTR creature - it's about time...)

NOOOO!! Not the half-dwarf half Captain James T Kirk!!! Nooo!

BeardofPants · 04-13-2002, 07:38 PM

Hroom! Hroom! You have something against the divine James... Tiberius... Kirk....?

*Eyes Anduril threateningly*

Okay, so he can't act...
And he isn't very good looking...
And he had awful sideburns....

But MAN! He was THE cpt of the Enterprise!!!

Andúril · 04-13-2002, 07:43 PM

Okay okay, but it seems that our thread has indeed been closed.

Oh well.

Half-dwarf half overflowing tear-sac

BeardofPants · 04-13-2002, 07:45 PM

Half Dwarf, half grieving heart.

Dammit, I wanna PM you!!

You should probably go home, sleep, enjoy more than 3 hours sleep, sleep some more, and then email me. I don't like the skirting around we have to do in front of the voyeurs.

Andúril · 04-13-2002, 07:51 PM

I see your grieving heart, and I must fix it...

Half dwarf half Pompous Pilate

I will now leave, to re-enter my slumber, to revitalize myself, and so that I am not fired on Monday morning...

Half-dwarf half speed-bump

Yeah, I know what you mean about the voyeurs....

Half dwarf half-one of the buttons on the monitor that my head just hit on its way to slumberland...

I leave thee now, my love!

Hugs and kisses. See you in the morning!

BeardofPants · 04-13-2002, 07:54 PM

Half Dwarf, Half Tiberius Gracchus.
Half Dwarf, half Julius Caesar.
Half Dwarf, half Horus.

Okay! Sweet dreams (

), looking forwards to email in some 11 hours. Better be a LONG one.

Andúril · 04-14-2002, 05:12 AM

Half-dwarf half-alarm buzzer (the sound, not the device...)

BeardofPants · 04-14-2002, 05:15 AM

Half Dwarf, Half George Dubya Bush.

PM's still aren't working...

Andúril · 04-14-2002, 05:24 AM

Half dwarf half damn

Email neither...

I will send those images to you anyway - I just don't know when they will get to you...

Half dwarf half vacuum

half dwarf half vacuum cleaner

BeardofPants · 04-14-2002, 05:26 AM

[edit]

Half dwarf, half stupid internet.

04-13-2002, 07:01 PM	#122
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	Half dwarf, half cl---- erm... Dolores. __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

04-13-2002, 07:09 PM	#124
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	Er... where? __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

04-13-2002, 07:17 PM	#126
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	Half dwarf, half Liv Tyler ... eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee............... Half dwarf, half toenail. __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

04-13-2002, 07:21 PM	#128
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	Half dwarf, half bacteria up Liv's nose.... __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

04-13-2002, 07:30 PM	#130
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	Nope, still blocked. Half Dwarf, half gremlin. Half Dwarf, half BFG (Big Friendly Giant) Half Dwarf, half superman. Half Dwarf, half Klingon. Half Dwarf, half Cpt James T. Kirk. Half Dwarf, half banana. __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

04-13-2002, 06:56 PM	#121
Andúril The Original Corruptor Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,881	Half-dwarf half-dwarf Now that's twisted!!! PS Yes my love, I'm still here...

04-13-2002, 07:04 PM	#123
Andúril The Original Corruptor Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,881	Half dwarf half p ....er venus? PS BoP, goto General Messages. Now!

04-13-2002, 07:15 PM	#125
Andúril The Original Corruptor Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,881	Half dwarf half sound-effect How do I visualize that one....

04-13-2002, 07:21 PM	#127
Andúril The Original Corruptor Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,881	Half-dwarf half dirt under toenail Half dwarf half dirt under Liv Tyler's toenail...(or nose...)

04-13-2002, 07:26 PM	#129
Andúril The Original Corruptor Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,881	half-dwarf half toolkit, plus that odd-looking slime stuff...

04-13-2002, 07:34 PM	#131
Andúril The Original Corruptor Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,881	Half dwarf half (x) half dwarf half The Watcher in the Water (actual LOTR creature - it's about time...) NOOOO!! Not the half-dwarf half Captain James T Kirk!!! Nooo!

04-13-2002, 07:38 PM	#132
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	Hroom! Hroom! You have something against the divine James... Tiberius... Kirk....? Eyes Anduril threateningly Okay, so he can't act... And he isn't very good looking... And he had awful sideburns.... But MAN! He was THE cpt of the Enterprise!!! __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

04-13-2002, 07:43 PM	#133
Andúril The Original Corruptor Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,881	Okay okay, but it seems that our thread has indeed been closed. Oh well. Half-dwarf half overflowing tear-sac

04-13-2002, 07:45 PM	#134
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	Half Dwarf, half grieving heart. Dammit, I wanna PM you!! You should probably go home, sleep, enjoy more than 3 hours sleep, sleep some more, and then email me. I don't like the skirting around we have to do in front of the voyeurs. __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords Last edited by BeardofPants : 04-13-2002 at 07:46 PM.

04-13-2002, 07:51 PM	#135
Andúril The Original Corruptor Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,881	I see your grieving heart, and I must fix it... Half dwarf half Pompous Pilate I will now leave, to re-enter my slumber, to revitalize myself, and so that I am not fired on Monday morning... Half-dwarf half speed-bump Yeah, I know what you mean about the voyeurs.... Half dwarf half-one of the buttons on the monitor that my head just hit on its way to slumberland... I leave thee now, my love! Hugs and kisses. See you in the morning!

04-13-2002, 07:54 PM	#136
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	Half Dwarf, Half Tiberius Gracchus. Half Dwarf, half Julius Caesar. Half Dwarf, half Horus. Okay! Sweet dreams ( ), looking forwards to email in some 11 hours. Better be a LONG one. __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords Last edited by BeardofPants : 04-14-2002 at 04:24 AM.

04-14-2002, 05:12 AM	#137
Andúril The Original Corruptor Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,881	Half-dwarf half-alarm buzzer (the sound, not the device...)

04-14-2002, 05:15 AM	#138
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	Half Dwarf, Half George Dubya Bush. PM's still aren't working... __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

04-14-2002, 05:24 AM	#139
Andúril The Original Corruptor Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,881	Half dwarf half damn Email neither... I will send those images to you anyway - I just don't know when they will get to you... Half dwarf half vacuum half dwarf half vacuum cleaner

04-14-2002, 05:26 AM	#140
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	[edit] Half dwarf, half stupid internet. __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords Last edited by BeardofPants : 04-14-2002 at 05:36 AM.

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