Bring your sense of Humor (possible offensive) - Page 7

Andúril · 01-06-2005, 11:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Elfmaster XK

I WIN! AHAHAHAHHAAAA....

I mean, aww...bring your sense of humour, Andúril. I didn't mean it.

You didn't mean it. What the hell type of loser are you then.

Falagar · 01-06-2005, 11:47 AM

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This is a possibly offensive insult thread. So you need to at least have an insult, and not some typically incoherent nonsense.

Well, it's not like you or anyone else in this thread would be able to tell the difference.

Last Child of Ungoliant · 01-06-2005, 12:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Falagar

Well, it's not like you or anyone else in this thread would be able to tell the difference.

what with having an unspeakably low IQ, nearly as low as mine

Pytt · 01-06-2005, 02:56 PM

is that possible, LCoU? I didn't know...

Rosie Gamgee · 01-12-2005, 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Pytt

yeah, you who don't even know how to write proper

go and learn yourself to write, and then maybe I will be insulted...

Go learn to read, You-who-are-Named-after-a-Hole-in-the-Ground! Only an ignorant person can't make out what I wrote. It's all almost spelled the way it sounds. Ask a six-year-old. *whispers loud enough for anyone to hear* Ignorant creep.

Pytt · 01-12-2005, 04:38 PM

I am no such thing! I got my name from a pyton snake I saw in Donald Duck once. and you, you are the wife of a gartner, who lives IN the ground.
'almost spelled the way it sounds' yeah, could be if your mouth is filled with those potatoes your folk are so proud of.

Rosie Gamgee · 01-19-2005, 11:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Pytt

I am no such thing! I got my name from a pyton snake I saw in Donald Duck once. and you, you are the wife of a gartner, who lives IN the ground.
'almost spelled the way it sounds' yeah, could be if your mouth is filled with those potatoes your folk are so proud of.

Oh, sure- "gartner?'- and I spell bad?

Donald DUCK???? That's stupider than I thought. You must be the nerdiest person on this board. Grow up and get yourself named after someone in Dickens or Shakespeare- something a little more dignified, hey?

EXCUSE ME, but I happen to be the daughter of a gardener. Rosie-lass, d'ye remember? Or are you one of those idiots who's only seen the movies and thinks PJ is the greatest thing since pre-sliced Spam?

And about those potatoes: you'd never take them for granted if you knew what a country without potatoes can be reduced to- You-who-are-Named-after-a-Gimlet.

Pytt · 01-19-2005, 02:02 PM

Hey! do not mess with Donald Duck! Geez, I thought that was comon knowledge, even among you. So it is geeky to read Donald Duck? yeah, I bet you started on Shakespear right after you learned to read.

Rosie Gamgee · 01-19-2005, 02:10 PM

Are you kidding? I was quoting Shakepeare from day one. My first words were "To be, or not to be?"

Did I say geek? No, I said nerd. To like Donald Duck is to be a nerd. 'Geek' is a title for smarter nerds- those Mr. Spock-lovers who can do the Live-Long-And-Prosper sign with both hands- and their feet- and spell supercalafradulisticexpialadocious backwards without blinking.

ItalianLegolas · 01-20-2005, 04:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Rosie Gamgee

Did I say geek? No, I said nerd. To like Donald Duck is to be a nerd. 'Geek' is a title for smarter nerds- those Mr. Spock-lovers who can do the Live-Long-And-Prosper sign with both hands- and their feet- and spell supercalafradulisticexpialadocious backwards without blinking.

I tend to think it is a feat to spell it forwards

jellyfishannah · 01-20-2005, 09:32 PM

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Originally Posted by ItalianLegolas

I tend to think it is a feat to spell it forwards

Why? I could spell it since I was 11. What a bunch of idiots.

Btw, Rosie, it's supercalifradulisticexpialidocious not supercalafradulisticexpialadocious.

I can't believe this thread is prospering. It only shows how you people spend your time. Babbling a bunch of nonsense on a ridiculous fan site.

All of you are fat, ugly, and wrinkly.

Mercutio · 01-21-2005, 11:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Rosie Gamgee

Grow up and get yourself named after someone in Dickens or Shakespeare- something a little more dignified, hey?

like yours truly

Katt_knome_hobbit · 01-21-2005, 04:17 PM

wtf, mates?

you guys are mean, I think, but then I don't know WTF is going on iin this thread

I hate you all with your bloody misspellings.

*sniff*

I just feel left out sometimes

Andúril · 01-22-2005, 02:57 AM

Rosie Gamgee · 01-22-2005, 10:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Mercutio

like yours truly

THAT'S THE LAST STRAW!!!!! You can insult me, my mother, the whole great state of Texas, and even- even- my horse, but I REFUSE to allow you to insult Tolkien!!!!!!!

At least I don't wander around sporting an incredibly ugly avvy and making dumb, fragmentary statements.

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Originally Posted by jellyfishannah

Btw, Rosie, it's supercalifradulisticexpialidocious not supercalafradulisticexpialadocious.

Oh, puh-lease! Now I'm surrounded by nerds and geeks!

Mercutio · 01-22-2005, 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Rosie Gamgee

THAT'S THE LAST STRAW!!!!! You can insult me, my mother, the whole great state of Texas, and even- even- my horse, but I REFUSE to allow you to insult Tolkien!!!!!!!

At least I don't wander around sporting an incredibly ugly avvy and making dumb, fragmentary statements.

I was referring to myself you idiot. Ya know...you mentioned Shakespeare, my username just happens to be Mercutio, there is a connection there...or do you not even know that Mercutio is a character in Romeo and Juliet? And you are the one insulting Tolkien by even remotely thinking that I would have been.

Humph. I'm sending Gussie Fink-Nottle after you. And with Gussie comes Madeline. (I wish sun-star was here

)

sun-star · 01-23-2005, 05:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Mercutio

Humph. I'm sending Gussie Fink-Nottle after you. And with Gussie comes Madeline. (I wish sun-star was here

)

How do you know she isn't? *eerie music*

In the spirit of the thread, I was about to share some classic Wodehouse insults - but you people aren't worthy of them.

Rosie Gamgee · 01-25-2005, 08:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Mercutio

I was referring to myself you idiot. Ya know...you mentioned Shakespeare, my username just happens to be Mercutio, there is a connection there...or do you not even know that Mercutio is a character in Romeo and Juliet? And you are the one insulting Tolkien by even remotely thinking that I would have been.

*starts laughing her head off* You fell for it, you Shakespeare-nut!!!! I always knew anyone who'd go around sticking their unprepossessing noses into such setimental and DULL reads like Romeo and Juliet MUST be gullible. I'll bet you didn't know that was in the dictionary, either.

*slinks off before anyone can see through her haughty show and realize she's got egg on her face and half a stuffed crow in her doggie-bag* (Actually, crow's not bad. Tastes a wee bit like chicken.)

Embladyne · 01-25-2005, 08:35 PM

All of you are blithering idiots!
I'm glad this isn't ME, 'cause then I'd have to deny being related to you.

Andúril · 08-19-2005, 06:43 PM

Fools.

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Pytt The Supreme Lord of The Northern Eagles Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: trondheim, norway Posts: 1,388	I am no such thing! I got my name from a pyton snake I saw in Donald Duck once. and you, you are the wife of a gartner, who lives IN the ground. 'almost spelled the way it sounds' yeah, could be if your mouth is filled with those potatoes your folk are so proud of. __________________ Don't Panic! Last edited by Pytt : 01-12-2005 at 04:39 PM.

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Pytt The Supreme Lord of The Northern Eagles Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: trondheim, norway Posts: 1,388	Hey! do not mess with Donald Duck! Geez, I thought that was comon knowledge, even among you. So it is geeky to read Donald Duck? yeah, I bet you started on Shakespear right after you learned to read. __________________ Don't Panic!

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