half dwarf? - Page 6

Andúril · 04-13-2002, 03:56 PM

You're not meant to see, you're meant to feel

...feeeeel....

Andúril · 04-13-2002, 04:08 PM

Quote:

I can't see anything!

Anduril whispers (as if in secret) "You might want to take your beard out of your eyes..."

BeardofPants · 04-13-2002, 04:09 PM

Ooh! That's disgusting. If you're gonna virtually hump me, then at least do it privately!

What are you humping exactly? *x-rated thoughts* er....

Half Dwarf, half darwinian fish.
Half Dwarf, half wig.
Half Dwarf, half coke bottle.
Half Dwarf, half apartment building.
Half Dwarf, half cigarette...

(You don't smoke do you? If you do, you'd better give up...)

BeardofPants · 04-13-2002, 04:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Anduril
Anduril whispers (as if in secret) "You might want to take your beard out of your eyes..."

Gah! How does that work? I shaved it with my Mach 3, 3 hours ago, in the shower, before I went to bed! How can this be? A magical beard??

Loren · 04-13-2002, 04:15 PM

hey!! got a question!! um in like the profile thing it says i'm a hobbit and i didn't put that. what does it mean??????

BeardofPants · 04-13-2002, 04:18 PM

It is a ranking system. Saplings, and Hobbits are newbies.... next are ents at 50 posts, then Elven Warriors at 100 posts, and Elf Lord at 500.

Loren · 04-13-2002, 04:23 PM

ooooo ok thanx!! as u can tell i'm new!!

BeardofPants · 04-13-2002, 04:29 PM

Hello Loren. One word of advice, don't incur the wrath of Darth Tater. Other than that: WELCOME!

Loren · 04-13-2002, 04:31 PM

Thanx for the welcome but who is darth tartar( or however u spell their name)?

Andúril · 04-13-2002, 04:38 PM

Now must Anduril know what BoP means by beard...

BeardofPants · 04-13-2002, 04:45 PM

I'll leave it to your very good, filthy imagination. Don't want to scare off any young and impressionables....

Darth Tater is an admin guy... and doesn't much like newbies. Just keep a low profile, til you've been here a month. And don't, for god's sake, don't post love story/fan fic. Or mention that you haven't read the books.... Just say, "I've read them twelve times, and I know everything." And you'll be fine.

Andúril · 04-13-2002, 04:59 PM

But BoP my love, when a man loves a woman, he needs to know why (and what) she is shaving every three hours....

PM me if too gratuitous. If merely sorta gratuitous, elate me.

BeardofPants · 04-13-2002, 05:02 PM

PG-13 Anduril, not porno....

Now get your mind out of the gutter...

Half Dwarf, half beer can.
Half Dwarf, half kettle.
Half Dwarf, half New York.

Andúril · 04-13-2002, 05:12 PM

*Anduril racks brain* AHA!

Half-dwarf half-Anduril.

AAAARGGGH!!!! My eyes!! (as well as...

AAAARRGGGH!!! Me mind!!)

Get a grip! - that was the Anduril part talking.

Nevertheless, and also anyways, half-dwarf half spanner

Half-dwarf half HP Laserjet 6P

Half-dwarf half Dell Optiplex 240

Andúril · 04-13-2002, 05:15 PM

Half-dwarf half-Beardofpants beard

BeardofPants · 04-13-2002, 05:17 PM

Half Dwarf, half teddy bear nighty... er... As a great man once said, "On your way."

Andúril · 04-13-2002, 05:23 PM

Quote:

As a great man once said, "On your way."

You really know how to make me feel like a great man! Calm down, Anduril...

Dismissed.

BeardofPants · 04-13-2002, 05:38 PM

What? No rampent hormones? Ai mornie.

Half Dwarf, half humping...

*rattles brain*

er...

Something!

Andúril · 04-13-2002, 06:54 PM

Half-dwarf half humping?

Fear not, I know exactly how to manifest that onto paper...

PS My email is down atm, will get back to you tomorrow, regarding everything, including the underwear questions.

Anduril looks around. He doesn't think anyone heard him that wasn't supposed to...

BeardofPants · 04-13-2002, 06:56 PM

*Mind is consequently fried from images in head*

Underwear? You had to bring that up infront of the voyeurs....

Half dwarf, half Microsoft.

04-13-2002, 04:09 PM	#103
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	Ooh! That's disgusting. If you're gonna virtually hump me, then at least do it privately! What are you humping exactly? x-rated thoughts er.... Half Dwarf, half darwinian fish. Half Dwarf, half wig. Half Dwarf, half coke bottle. Half Dwarf, half apartment building. Half Dwarf, half cigarette... (You don't smoke do you? If you do, you'd better give up...) __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

04-13-2002, 04:18 PM	#106
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	It is a ranking system. Saplings, and Hobbits are newbies.... next are ents at 50 posts, then Elven Warriors at 100 posts, and Elf Lord at 500. __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

04-13-2002, 04:29 PM	#108
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	Hello Loren. One word of advice, don't incur the wrath of Darth Tater. Other than that: WELCOME! __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

04-13-2002, 04:45 PM	#111
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	I'll leave it to your very good, filthy imagination. Don't want to scare off any young and impressionables.... Darth Tater is an admin guy... and doesn't much like newbies. Just keep a low profile, til you've been here a month. And don't, for god's sake, don't post love story/fan fic. Or mention that you haven't read the books.... Just say, "I've read them twelve times, and I know everything." And you'll be fine. __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

04-13-2002, 05:02 PM	#113
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	PG-13 Anduril, not porno.... Now get your mind out of the gutter... Half Dwarf, half beer can. Half Dwarf, half kettle. Half Dwarf, half New York. __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

04-13-2002, 03:56 PM	#101
Andúril The Original Corruptor Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,881	You're not meant to see, you're meant to feel ...feeeeel....

04-13-2002, 04:15 PM	#105
Loren Sapling Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Rivendell! ( i wish!!!) actually i live in oklahoma! Posts: 11	hey!! got a question!! um in like the profile thing it says i'm a hobbit and i didn't put that. what does it mean??????

04-13-2002, 04:23 PM	#107
Loren Sapling Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Rivendell! ( i wish!!!) actually i live in oklahoma! Posts: 11	ooooo ok thanx!! as u can tell i'm new!!

04-13-2002, 04:31 PM	#109
Loren Sapling Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Rivendell! ( i wish!!!) actually i live in oklahoma! Posts: 11	Thanx for the welcome but who is darth tartar( or however u spell their name)?

04-13-2002, 04:38 PM	#110
Andúril The Original Corruptor Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,881	Now must Anduril know what BoP means by beard...

04-13-2002, 04:59 PM	#112
Andúril The Original Corruptor Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,881	But BoP my love, when a man loves a woman, he needs to know why (and what) she is shaving every three hours.... PM me if too gratuitous. If merely sorta gratuitous, elate me.

04-13-2002, 05:12 PM	#114
Andúril The Original Corruptor Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,881	Anduril racks brain AHA! Half-dwarf half-Anduril. AAAARGGGH!!!! My eyes!! (as well as... AAAARRGGGH!!! Me mind!!) Get a grip! - that was the Anduril part talking. Nevertheless, and also anyways, half-dwarf half spanner Half-dwarf half HP Laserjet 6P Half-dwarf half Dell Optiplex 240

04-13-2002, 05:15 PM	#115
Andúril The Original Corruptor Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,881	Half-dwarf half-Beardofpants beard

04-13-2002, 05:17 PM	#116
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	Half Dwarf, half teddy bear nighty... er... As a great man once said, "On your way." __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

04-13-2002, 05:38 PM	#118
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	What? No rampent hormones? Ai mornie. Half Dwarf, half humping... rattles brain er... Something! __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

04-13-2002, 06:54 PM	#119
Andúril The Original Corruptor Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,881	Half-dwarf half humping? Fear not, I know exactly how to manifest that onto paper... PS My email is down atm, will get back to you tomorrow, regarding everything, including the underwear questions. Anduril looks around. He doesn't think anyone heard him that wasn't supposed to...

04-13-2002, 06:56 PM	#120
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	Mind is consequently fried from images in head Underwear? You had to bring that up infront of the voyeurs.... Half dwarf, half Microsoft. __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

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