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Old 01-01-2005, 12:24 PM   #101
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Fine. I don't have feelings. But that's not an insult. You are controlled by your feelings.

Now, in which village do you live?
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Old 01-02-2005, 11:35 AM   #102
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Lizra and I have an understanding.
Yes ...."Make love, not war"

This thread proves it (making love) is more fun....
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Old 01-02-2005, 02:47 PM   #103
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Learn how to spell.
Well Sorry I have so many typos, I just had one. Sorry I don't go back to edit.
I was just looking in your profile. And your born a day ahead of me!
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Don't you remember/
The fizz in a pepper/Peanuts in a bottle/At ten, two and four/A fried bologna sandwich/With mayo and tomato/Sittin' round the table/Don't happen much anymore
/Back when a hoe was a hoe/Coke was a coke/And crack's what you were doing/When you were cracking jokes/Back when a screw was a screw/The wind was all that blew/And when you said I'm down with that Well it meant you had the flu/I miss back when
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Old 01-02-2005, 03:21 PM   #104
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BoP!!!
*blinks* You called, O Machiavellian debauchee?
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Old 01-02-2005, 03:56 PM   #105
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Old 01-02-2005, 05:12 PM   #106
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*blinks* You called, O Machiavellian debauchee?
No. No he did not call. He did not because we decided that the pants have no place here. Particularly the stealing of.

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Fine. I don't have feelings. But that's not an insult. You are controlled by your feelings.
How's that? Do they have little guns pointed at me every second and force me to do stuff? You make random, unfounded statements, which are also not insulting. Half-wit.
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Old 01-03-2005, 01:24 AM   #107
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*suspiciously eyes XK

Hmm....

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Well you sirrah! YOU! You are a Britney Speirs-loving Jackanapes!
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Old 01-03-2005, 02:16 AM   #108
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And your born a day ahead of me!
My born? Huh? You are incoherent. You are a naive, incoherent teenybopper.
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Old 01-03-2005, 02:27 AM   #109
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*blinks* You called, O Machiavellian debauchee?
Well, I was going to ask you to enthusiastically retrieve the pants of EXK, but since nobody in this thread is wearing pants...

PS. You are a half-dwarf, half-tennis bat.
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Old 01-03-2005, 02:38 AM   #110
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How's that? Do they have little guns pointed at me every second and force me to do stuff?
No, they paralyzed you with the poisoned dart gun, and control you via puppet strings. Are you that ignorant?

Haha, you live in the UK.
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Old 01-03-2005, 05:06 PM   #111
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Bring your sense of Humor (possible offensive)

Possible offensive? Not the brightest crayon in the box.
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Old 01-05-2005, 11:18 AM   #112
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You might get offended if we tell you you are, on the evolutionary scale of intelligence, between a slug and.... another slug.

Well, my stupid, sorry, parasidic sacks of entrails. You all are rather deficient in hateful humor. I find the recent insults weak. Yes, yes indeed, you all are quite inept at insulting people. I, on the other hand, am rather good at it- although it only works when I'm trying to say something nice.

Hearken Ye Mooters of the Moot! I declaire that All of thy Mootings art In Vain. In vain, in vain- thou art a Sorry lot of Chair Sytters; a congregation of Fat and Uglye Folk that hydeth behinde Monyters; an Horrid Plague to Normale Sociyte: ill-Adjusted, ill-Mannered, and ill. Thou wouldst do Better yf thine Plastyc boxes of mother-boards wert throwne thro' Yon Wyndow and shattered Beyonde Recognytyon. And so I wouldth Myself, yet I would fain to remayne outside Normale Sociyte, and moot In Vain as well.
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Old 01-05-2005, 12:09 PM   #113
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Yes, yes indeed, you all are quite inept at insulting people.
Quite inept? Only inept sometimes, that is for sure.

Whereas you are just inept and people find you insulting.

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Haha, you live in the UK.
Ha ha, you live in South Africa.
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Old 01-05-2005, 02:49 PM   #114
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Andúril you bundle of sticks, of course 'gay' means happy before the sodomites perverted its meaning!
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Old 01-05-2005, 06:16 PM   #115
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You might get offended if we tell you you are, on the evolutionary scale of intelligence, between a slug and.... another slug.

Well, my stupid, sorry, parasidic sacks of entrails. You all are rather deficient in hateful humor. I find the recent insults weak. Yes, yes indeed, you all are quite inept at insulting people. I, on the other hand, am rather good at it- although it only works when I'm trying to say something nice.

Hearken Ye Mooters of the Moot! I declaire that All of thy Mootings art In Vain. In vain, in vain- thou art a Sorry lot of Chair Sytters; a congregation of Fat and Uglye Folk that hydeth behinde Monyters; an Horrid Plague to Normale Sociyte: ill-Adjusted, ill-Mannered, and ill. Thou wouldst do Better yf thine Plastyc boxes of mother-boards wert throwne thro' Yon Wyndow and shattered Beyonde Recognytyon. And so I wouldth Myself, yet I would fain to remayne outside Normale Sociyte, and moot In Vain as well.
yeah, you who don't even know how to write proper
go and learn yourself to write, and then maybe I will be insulted...
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Old 01-06-2005, 10:46 AM   #116
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Ha ha, you live in South Africa.
This is a possibly offensive insult thread. So you need to at least have an insult, and not some typically incoherent nonsense.
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Old 01-06-2005, 10:48 AM   #117
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Andúril you bundle of sticks,
OMG that must be the gayest insult I've ever heard.
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Old 01-06-2005, 10:56 AM   #118
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This is a possibly offensive insult thread. So you need to at least have an insult, and not some typically incoherent nonsense.
You started it, you typically nonsensical incoherent.
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Old 01-06-2005, 11:18 AM   #119
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You started it, you typically nonsensical incoherent.
Oh yeah? Well.....well you're a bundle of sticks!
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Old 01-06-2005, 11:39 AM   #120
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Oh yeah? Well.....well you're a bundle of sticks!
I WIN! AHAHAHAHHAAAA....

I mean, aww...bring your sense of humour, Andúril. I didn't mean it.
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