Bring your sense of Humor (possible offensive)

[Elfmaster XK]

Originally Posted by Andúril

The only place you should have hair is on your head, above your eyes, and on your eyelids. Don't dissapoint me. I've seen pics of you with out-of-control armpit jungles. This does not attract.

What about if you're a cat? Besides. I've seen pictures of you and that doesn't attract either, but I wasn't going to say anything.

The fact that I hardly ever drink just shows how low your alcohol tolerance level is, considering the amount of practice you get. I guess it's your hobbit size...

It's okay. We all know the reason you don't drink very often is because you can't. Nothing to be ashamed of.

Yes, an illogical person thinks that from time to time.

In that you are assuming one without logic can conceive of logic.

Chicks wear perfume because they stink. Fact.

And some blokes stink but don't bother wearing anything. Fact. Oh, and if I were you I'd start hanging out with people who wash more, or their stench might catch on you.

I'll trade the face for your pants. BoP!!!

NO! I LIKE MY PANTS AND YOU CAN'T HAVE THEM. Don't you get the pant fiend on me.

Working holiday visa is valid for the limited amount of time, IIRC.

Oh well perhaps they intended to move here all along...dunno. Not important.

[Andúril]

Originally Posted by Elfmaster XK

What about if you're a cat?

This is a gay question. Neither of us are cats.

Besides. I've seen pictures of you and that doesn't attract either, but I wasn't going to say anything.

Liar. You just want more pics (which I will not provide, to your disappointment).

It's okay. We all know the reason you don't drink very often is because you can't. Nothing to be ashamed of.

I'm not. To some people, it comes naturally. To others, like yourself, practice is necessary.

In that you are assuming one without logic can conceive of logic.

And you are assuming that I will take seriously your quasi-pseudo-meta-intellectualisms. Poser.

NO! I LIKE MY PANTS AND YOU CAN'T HAVE THEM. Don't you get the pant fiend on me.

What you like is of no consequence. Or are you afraid of what will be on show to all?

[Elfmaster XK]

Originally Posted by Andúril

This is a gay question. Neither of us are cats.

No we are not, but it is not a "gay question" because you did not specify that you were talking about people. And yes. I will pick holes in what you say, not matter how small.

Liar. You just want more pics (which I will not provide, to your disappointment).

Oh, you called me a liar. How wounding that is. What is one lie from me when everything that comes out of your mouth (keyboard?) is a lie?

I'm not. To some people, it comes naturally. To others, like yourself, practice is necessary.

Are you talking about drinking or lying, now?

And you are assuming that I will take seriously your quasi-pseudo-meta-intellectualisms. Poser.

And you are assuming I would think you capable of taking anything seriously.

What you like is of no consequence. Or are you afraid of what will be on show to all?

Not really, I just happen to be wearing pants I like. So lets leave the pants out of this.

[Andúril]

Originally Posted by Elfmaster XK

No we are not, but it is not a "gay question" because you did not specify that you were talking about people. And yes. I will pick holes in what you say, not matter how small.

Actually, I said "you". Your response implies an ambiguity regarding your species. Well done on that. Also, you erroneously added a "t" onto "no". This is an indication of your intellectual immaturity.

Oh, you called me a liar. How wounding that is. What is one lie from me when everything that comes out of your mouth (keyboard?) is a lie?

Another lie. We have a compulsive unsure-of-species, pants defending liar on our hands...

And you are assuming I would think you capable of taking anything seriously.

And correctly so.

Not really, I just happen to be wearing pants I like. So lets leave the pants out of this.

Fine by me. Wow, that was easy.

[Elfmaster XK]

Actually, I said "you". Your response implies an ambiguity regarding your species. Well done on that.

Not if I took the 'you' to be a generic. I did not think you were singling me out as the only one who was not allowed any other hair except for what you said.

Another lie. We have compulsive unsure-of-species, pants defending liar on our hands...

We? Unable to deal with me by yourself? Obviously.

And correctly so.

Then calling you stupid is an insult to stupid people everywhere.


EDIT: Regarding your edit. Actually, picking on my spelling really isn't big or clever. At the speed I type it's a wonder there aren't more mistakes for you to scoff at and think you're smart.

[Andúril]

Originally Posted by Elfmaster XK

Not if I took the 'you' to be a generic.

Well done on the misinterpretation. Maybe you should drink a little less. Maybe have three shots instead of your usual "massive" six.

I did not think

This is quite obvious, young one.

We? Unable to deal with me by yourself? Obviously.

You'd like me to deal with you by myself? These come-ons are unbecoming.

Then calling you stupid is an insult to stupid people everywhere.

I agree. Not even stupid people would call me stupid.

PS. Nice underwear.

[Andúril]

Originally Posted by Elfmaster XK

Actually, picking on my spelling really isn't big

Is it small?

[Elfmaster XK]

Originally Posted by Andúril

Well done on the misinterpretation. Maybe you should drink a little less. Maybe have three shots instead of your usual "massive" six.

No. Well done on your ambiguity.

And if you think six is a massive number perhaps you ought to go back to school and learn to count.

This is quite obvious, young one.

Well we all make mistakes. I did not think. You are unable to think.

You'd like me to deal with you by myself? These come-ons are unbecoming.

I forgot you were a perv.

I agree. Not even stupid people would call me stupid.

Only because you're such an idiot they'd be ashamed to asociate with you.

PS. Nice underwear.

Thanks. Now give it back.

Is it small?

Yes. It's point 12 Times New Roman. But it could be smaller.

[Andúril]

Originally Posted by Elfmaster XK

And if you think six is a massive number perhaps you ought to go back to school and learn to count.

I used quotation marks to show that massive should not be understood as massive in actuality. You, in your smelly, infatuated youth, failed to pick this up. Congrats on your failures.

I did not think.

You should think.

I forgot you were a perv.

What a forgetful pervy villain fancier!

Only because you're such an idiot they'd be ashamed to asociate with you.

You contradict yourself by the very fact that you are currently attempting to associate yourself with me via sly methods of advancement. Unless you are ashamed of yourself. Which can work in the context of this thread....

Thanks. Now give it back.

You can have it. It smells funny. Please note: it already had that funny smell before I grabbed it.

[Elfmaster XK]

Originally Posted by Andúril

I used quotation marks to show that massive should not be understood as massive in actuality.

No you did not. You used quotation marks to imply my drinking six shots should be considered "massive," by myself. A sarcastic use of them in relation the the drinks, not the actual number.

You, in your smelly, infatuated youth....You can have it. It smells funny. Please note: it already had that funny smell before I grabbed it.

You appear to be quite obsessed by smell. Maybe you have a problem. Or maybe it is the only thing you can think of to say.

Incidentally, how can you know it had a smell before you grabbed it, if you had not yet touched it? And you said "nice underwear," therefore must appreciate the smell. I prove, that you are the liar in this thread, not to mention are contradicting yourself.

Oh, and one more thing. The smell is cleanliness. You wouldn't know it, since you never wash.

[Andúril]

Originally Posted by Elfmaster XK

No you did not. You used quotation marks to imply my drinking six shots should be considered "massive," by myself. A sarcastic use of them in relation the the drinks, not the actual number.

Nope, the quotation marks imply that massive isn't actually massive. But I should have realized that you wouldn't be able to understand this...

Incidentally, how can you know it had a smell before you grabbed it, if you had not yet touched it?

OMG. Haha, I don't need to touch something to know what it smells like! Here comes the ROTFLCOPTER!

And you said "nice underwear," therefore must appreciate the smell.

No, I like how it looks. I could describe it, but your reputation would go down a notch, and I would be lambasted by the mods.

I prove, that you are the liar in this thread, not to mention are contradicting yourself.

You prove that you're dumber than you thought.

[Elfmaster XK]

OMG. Haha, I don't need to touch something to know what it smells like! Here comes the ROTFLCOPTER!

But you need to be near it, and oh look, you weren't. Unless you have an incredible sense of smell, perhaps like that of a dog?

You prove that you're dumber than you thought.

How, exactly? You just make random accusations because you can't think of anything sensible to say.

No, I like how it looks. I could describe it, but your reputation would go down a notch, and I would be lambasted by the mods.

I thought we agreed to leave the pants out of this? There is nothing insulting about underwear. Except in your case; the person wearing it.

[Andúril]

Originally Posted by Elfmaster XK

But you need to be near it, and oh look, you weren't. Unless you have an incredible sense of smell, perhaps like that of a dog?

Maybe I have spies which spy on you and smell your underwear?

How, exactly? You just make random accusations because you can't think of anything sensible to say.

You like to tell me I don't have anything else to say because you don't have anything else to say.

I thought we agreed to leave the pants out of this? There is nothing insulting about underwear.

I never said there was. In fact, the moment you wanted to leave pants out of this, I could see your underwear, which looked nice. Come now! Stay with me on this one.

[Elfmaster XK]

Originally Posted by Andúril

Maybe I have spies which spy on you and smell your underwear?

I wouldn't be surprised if you had spies smelling everyone's underwear. Perv.

You like to tell me I don't have anything else to say because you don't have anything else to say.

I was observing the fact that you have nothing to say.

Come now! Stay with me on this one.

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[Andúril]

Originally Posted by Elfmaster XK

I wouldn't be surprised if you had spies smelling everyone's underwear. Perv.

To help my spies, what is your postal code? I have a spy in the UK who asked me a few minutes ago.

[Elfmaster XK]

Originally Posted by Andúril

To help my spies, what is your postal code? I have a spy in the UK who asked me a few minutes ago.

my postal code is off-topic. Now insult someone or you will have to leave.

[Andúril]

Originally Posted by Elfmaster XK

my postal code is off-topic. Now insult someone or you will have to leave.

You are fat. To prove that you are not, you will need to email me an up-to-date pic. Of yourself. Lizra condones this.

[Elfmaster XK]

Originally Posted by Andúril

You are fat. To prove that you are not, you will need to email me an up-to-date pic. Of yourself. Lizra condones this.

Why, is she fat too? What if I am fat? You're a sword so why should you care?

[Andúril]

No, Lizra is not fat. Lizra and I have an understanding. She understands that I am a pervert.

If you are fat, then you need to lose weight.

Swords have feelings too.

[Elfmaster XK]

Ha ha. You have feelings. That is funny.