When I take over the world...... - Page 5

Mirahzi · 09-03-2002, 08:21 PM

Earniel, you do realize that all the "professional villains" always get their butt kicked by a dashing hero, right?

I'd actually prefer a water balloon fight. Much easier to join in on. Also, not as messy.

Gah.. I'll draw that comic for you.. I wish my resources weren't so limited.

Tanoliel · 09-03-2002, 08:49 PM

Not only that, I'll lock you in a room (the room is locked) that you can't unlock. So there.

What comic, Tidbits? The one you based on me? Heh. Sorry...I just really like that one. You captured my spirit so well...

Well, then...

HAH! *throws H2O balloon at EG's feet* I challenge you to a water balloon duel!
(Though I don't know what we're fighting for....I already said you could rule Hawaii as my Regent. Agreeable to you?

)
-tano

Mirahzi · 09-03-2002, 08:54 PM

Now I could be really villainous and go back on my word...

..but I won't.

Question: Why would you want to live in Hawaii?

Tanoliel · 09-03-2002, 09:20 PM

Because I've never been there.
Because I like the name.
Because it's hot there.
Because you can swim in the sea without freezing yourself.
Because it's got nice sandy beaches.
Because it's got lots of really nifty birds.
Because I'd be the envy of a whole lot of people, and
Because I can.

(Reasons not necessarily in order of importance....)
-tano

Mirahzi · 09-03-2002, 09:22 PM

Ahh, ok. But you forgot 'Because it's much easier to import games from Japan'

Duddun · 09-03-2002, 10:24 PM

Hawaii's awesome!

Tanoliel · 09-04-2002, 12:07 AM

Yeah, and it's mine.

Andúril · 09-04-2002, 02:42 AM

Quote:

Tanoliel:
I am having a fully naked mud wrestling match (no matter what anyone says)...

This is known to me.

Quote:

More:
We are both very aroused by you

This is also known to me.

Quote:

Eruviel Greenleaf:
Anduril, if you ever twist the words of my posts again I will personally see to it that you lick me all over.

Hmmm.

Quote:

More:
I'll agree to a mud-wrestling match so long as we're fully naked. But a nude water balloon orgy works just as well

True.

Beleg Strongbow · 09-04-2002, 07:51 AM

Anduril, are you trying to get to lick Eruviel?

BeardofPants · 09-04-2002, 08:03 AM

What do you think?

Andúril · 09-04-2002, 08:20 AM

I'm sorry. It was a misplaced fantasy that I have been having, regarding this chick I know.

Anyway, it involves a weekend of sex away in a log cabin in the middle of some forest, of which the entire Friday evening consists of me licking her body.

I don't think I should mention the agenda for the rest of the weekend, and especially not Sunday night, when she finally gets to ......

Eruviel Greenleaf · 09-04-2002, 10:56 AM

*sigh* I fear I am doomed now...anything I say will most likely be twisted. Oh well.

*throws a water balloon at Tano's feet.* I accept!

Elfmaster XK · 09-04-2002, 11:02 AM

2 things....

I suddenly realise how very disturbing this thread is due to the twisting of ppl's words by the thing, in the room 9the rooms is locked) known as the thing...etc.

secondly, i'll make a note, when taking over universe, leave world for you lot to fight over

Blackheart · 09-04-2002, 12:43 PM

*Maniacal Laughter*

Yes my pretties. Come closer.

I shall choose a succesor from the survivors, to rule in my stead, whilst I dream of the spheres in my dark halls and await the end of the cycle.

Beleg Strongbow · 09-04-2002, 01:08 PM

Quote:

Anduril:
Anyway, it involves a weekend of sex away in a log cabin in the middle of some forest, of which the entire Friday evening consists of me licking Eruviel's body.

Anduril, that's disgusting.

Andúril · 09-04-2002, 01:59 PM

Quote:

Anduril:
Anyway, it involves a weekend of sex away in a log cabin in the middle of some forest, of which the entire Friday evening consists of me licking Eruviel's body.

Anduril, that's the same way I feel about ........Lizra!

I think you may have issues.

BeardofPants · 09-04-2002, 05:21 PM

This is exactly why I'm leaving you earth to you silly infidels. I've got bigger fish to fry... so to speak.

Tanoliel · 09-04-2002, 06:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Anduril
I'm sorry. It was a misplaced fantasy that I have been having, regarding this chick I know.

Anyway, it involves a weekend away in a log cabin in the middle of some forest, of which the entire Friday evening consists of her killing me and bringing me back to life, just so she can kill me again.

I don't think I should mention the agenda for the rest of the weekend, and especially not Sunday night, when she finally gets to kill me for good, and the universe sighs a long breath of relief.

See, Anduril. I can do the immature, petty fights too. Aha, go me.

But I shan't any longer. I have better things to deal with than your immaturity. Farewell.
-tano

Masderanoe · 09-05-2002, 11:59 PM

When i take over the world i'll make one city for me and other people who don't deserve to be a slave wich is about 100 at most. Everything valuable will be put into one biulding made of diamond and gold a.k.a my house. the rest of the world will be a slave pit of burning fire. With dianamite that goes of every hour so that i can see things getting blown up.

Elfmaster XK · 09-06-2002, 09:30 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Anduril
Anduril:
Anyway, it involves a weekend of sex away in a log cabin in the middle of some forest, of which the entire Friday evening consists of me licking Eruviel's body.

Quote:

Anduril, stop misquoting everyone

That's exactly what i think about the misquoting!

Quote:

This is exactly why I'm leaving you earth to you silly infidels. I've got bigger fish to fry... so to speak.

Well, perhaps since the universe is big, i'll leave a small area for you to own.

09-03-2002, 08:49 PM	#82
Tanoliel Eccentric Chocolate Crow Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The Emerald City--Seattle, WA Posts: 1,861	Not only that, I'll lock you in a room (the room is locked) that you can't unlock. So there. What comic, Tidbits? The one you based on me? Heh. Sorry...I just really like that one. You captured my spirit so well... Well, then... HAH! throws H2O balloon at EG's feet I challenge you to a water balloon duel! (Though I don't know what we're fighting for....I already said you could rule Hawaii as my Regent. Agreeable to you? ) -tano __________________ Wisdom for Short Attention Spans...Ozy and Millie. It rocks. Food Of The Gods: 3,7-dihydro-3,7-dimethyl-1H-purine-2,6-dione Feed Me.... Another Online Dwelling Place... "All right, I confess. It is my intention to comandeer a ship, pick up a crew in Tortuga, to rape, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out." -Captain Jack Sparrow "The trouble with unknown enemies is that they are so difficult to identify." -Amelia Peabody Emerson "Most people obey the orders of someone who is pointing a gun at their head." -A.P. Emerson

09-03-2002, 09:20 PM	#84
Tanoliel Eccentric Chocolate Crow Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The Emerald City--Seattle, WA Posts: 1,861	Because I've never been there. Because I like the name. Because it's hot there. Because you can swim in the sea without freezing yourself. Because it's got nice sandy beaches. Because it's got lots of really nifty birds. Because I'd be the envy of a whole lot of people, and Because I can. (Reasons not necessarily in order of importance....) -tano __________________ Wisdom for Short Attention Spans...Ozy and Millie. It rocks. Food Of The Gods: 3,7-dihydro-3,7-dimethyl-1H-purine-2,6-dione Feed Me.... Another Online Dwelling Place... "All right, I confess. It is my intention to comandeer a ship, pick up a crew in Tortuga, to rape, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out." -Captain Jack Sparrow "The trouble with unknown enemies is that they are so difficult to identify." -Amelia Peabody Emerson "Most people obey the orders of someone who is pointing a gun at their head." -A.P. Emerson

09-04-2002, 12:07 AM	#87
Tanoliel Eccentric Chocolate Crow Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The Emerald City--Seattle, WA Posts: 1,861	Yeah, and it's mine. __________________ Wisdom for Short Attention Spans...Ozy and Millie. It rocks. Food Of The Gods: 3,7-dihydro-3,7-dimethyl-1H-purine-2,6-dione Feed Me.... Another Online Dwelling Place... "All right, I confess. It is my intention to comandeer a ship, pick up a crew in Tortuga, to rape, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out." -Captain Jack Sparrow "The trouble with unknown enemies is that they are so difficult to identify." -Amelia Peabody Emerson "Most people obey the orders of someone who is pointing a gun at their head." -A.P. Emerson

09-04-2002, 07:51 AM	#89
Beleg Strongbow Truest of Friends Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Pennsylvania, but I have a vacation home in the Westfarthing. Posts: 520	Anduril, are you trying to get to lick Eruviel? __________________ "...Beleg Strongbow, truest of friends, greatest in skill of all that harboured in the woods of Beleriand in the Elder Days..." Aure Entuleva! John Kerry for President!

09-04-2002, 08:03 AM	#90
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	What do you think? __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

09-03-2002, 08:21 PM	#81
Mirahzi Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 1,286	Earniel, you do realize that all the "professional villains" always get their butt kicked by a dashing hero, right? I'd actually prefer a water balloon fight. Much easier to join in on. Also, not as messy. Gah.. I'll draw that comic for you.. I wish my resources weren't so limited.

09-03-2002, 08:54 PM	#83
Mirahzi Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 1,286	Now I could be really villainous and go back on my word... ..but I won't. Question: Why would you want to live in Hawaii?

09-03-2002, 09:22 PM	#85
Mirahzi Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 1,286	Ahh, ok. But you forgot 'Because it's much easier to import games from Japan'

09-03-2002, 10:24 PM	#86
Duddun I Antha Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: You expect ME to know? Posts: 784	Hawaii's awesome!

09-04-2002, 08:20 AM	#91
Andúril The Original Corruptor Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,881	I'm sorry. It was a misplaced fantasy that I have been having, regarding this chick I know. Anyway, it involves a weekend of sex away in a log cabin in the middle of some forest, of which the entire Friday evening consists of me licking her body. I don't think I should mention the agenda for the rest of the weekend, and especially not Sunday night, when she finally gets to ......

09-04-2002, 10:56 AM	#92
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	sigh I fear I am doomed now...anything I say will most likely be twisted. Oh well. throws a water balloon at Tano's feet. I accept! __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

09-04-2002, 11:02 AM	#93
Elfmaster XK Possessive Villain Fancier Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: On my ship, riding the waves YARR! Posts: 2,008	2 things.... I suddenly realise how very disturbing this thread is due to the twisting of ppl's words by the thing, in the room 9the rooms is locked) known as the thing...etc. secondly, i'll make a note, when taking over universe, leave world for you lot to fight over __________________ My soul is painted like the wings of butterflies, Fairytales of yesterday will grow but never die, I can fly - my friends. XK

09-04-2002, 12:43 PM	#94
Blackheart Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Darkness Posts: 1,211	Maniacal Laughter Yes my pretties. Come closer. I shall choose a succesor from the survivors, to rule in my stead, whilst I dream of the spheres in my dark halls and await the end of the cycle. __________________ I have harnessed the shadows that stride from world to world to sow death and madness... Queer haow a cravin' gits a holt on ye -- As ye love the Almighty, young man, don't tell nobody, but I swar ter Gawd thet picter begun ta make me hungry fer victuals I couldn't raise nor buy -- here, set still, what's ailin' ye? ...

09-04-2002, 05:21 PM	#97
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	This is exactly why I'm leaving you earth to you silly infidels. I've got bigger fish to fry... so to speak. __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

09-05-2002, 11:59 PM	#99
Masderanoe Enting Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 70	When i take over the world i'll make one city for me and other people who don't deserve to be a slave wich is about 100 at most. Everything valuable will be put into one biulding made of diamond and gold a.k.a my house. the rest of the world will be a slave pit of burning fire. With dianamite that goes of every hour so that i can see things getting blown up. __________________ Big spiders are better than little spiders. Smiley people are happy when they make smileys.

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