half dwarf? - Page 5

Andúril · 04-12-2002, 10:15 AM

And also sinless. Because when I asked unto the Jesus, did he cleanse me of mine sins.

Wait a minute - wrong thread - sorry!

Andúril · 04-12-2002, 10:22 AM

Honestly, ROFL, to the extent that I was rolling on the floor laughing...that half dwarf-half planet is the funniest and also strangest thing I have seen for a long time in mine minds I.

I don't care what you say, you are beeyudifull, on the inside and out.

BeardofPants · 04-12-2002, 10:27 AM

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Originally posted by Anduril
I don't care what you say, you are beeyudifull, on the inside and out.

That's what you think, and what I promote on the internet... but, I guess you'll never know.... I am rubber, you are glue.

Half Dwarf, half mountain-side.

Andúril · 04-12-2002, 10:32 AM

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I guess you'll never know....

Nevertheless, my heart remains oddly yours.

lol

Half dwarf - half emotion.

You left out funny. That's right - I'm damn funny.

BeardofPants · 04-12-2002, 10:35 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Anduril

Half dwarf - half emotion.

You left out funny. That's right - I'm damn funny.

Yup, and if I weren't so tired, I might be laughing.... *smothers yawn*

Half Dwarf, half hitler. eek.

Andúril · 04-12-2002, 10:43 AM

Okay okay, go rest, enter thy slumber. Besides, I must leave work now (there has been nobody except me over here for about 90 minutes...)

Half Dwarf-half dwarf's sister (therefore, mutant)

BeardofPants · 04-12-2002, 10:46 AM

I think I might! Mmm... sleepy goodness....

Half dwarf, half bicycle.

Andúril · 04-12-2002, 10:54 AM

Goodnight, munchkins!!

I will leave you with this:

Half-dwarf half hydrochloric acid

Half-dwarf half-bicycle wheel

BeardofPants · 04-12-2002, 11:03 AM

Okay...

How 'bout half iPod, half Dwarf,

or,

half dwarf, half curtain?

Andúril · 04-12-2002, 11:07 AM

lol

I am trully getting some funny visions - just you wait until I get them down on paper. In fact, I shall perform this this w/e!! How motivated am I!

Half-dwarf half random divine transcendental "outside of time" (right...) being.

BeardofPants · 04-12-2002, 11:11 AM

haha!

Half dwarf, half multiverse.

Andúril · 04-12-2002, 11:16 AM

Hehehe

Half-dwarf, half quark

BeardofPants · 04-12-2002, 11:20 AM

Well, I guess I have to say...

Half dwarf, half lepton....

Half Dwarf, half me. eep.

afro-elf · 04-12-2002, 11:45 AM

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Hmmmm.... Well, A-E can spout stuff from Dune... Nothing makes me warm and tingley than when a guy can debate Dune with me

well indeed I can

The Reverend Mother must combine the seductive wiles of a courtesan with the untouchable majesty of a virgin goddess

thus they speak of you

How do we approach the study of Muad'Dib's father? A man of surpassing warmth and surprising coldness was the Duke Leto Atreides. Yet, many facts open the way to this Duke: his abiding love for his Bene Gesserit lady; the dreams he held for his son; the devotion with which men served him. You see him there--a man snared by Destiny, a lonely figure with his light dimmed behind the glory of his son. Still, one must ask: What is the son but an extension of the father?

thus they speak of me

You are my lady jessica

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Mr Perfect: no glasses, muscly, intelligent... foreign... what more could I ask for?

I guess you are presenient

BeardofPants · 04-12-2002, 11:52 AM

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Originally posted by afro-elf

I guess you are presenient

Dammit! That's the word I was after... stupid microsoft word thesaurus, last time I use you...

*crashes hammer down upon MS word CD*

afro-elf · 04-12-2002, 12:13 PM

maybe that's why they outlawed thinking machines after the Butlerian Jihad

BeardofPants · 04-12-2002, 12:17 PM

*predictable joke alert*

Yes, I'm sure the Butlerian Jhihad is *all* Bill Gates fault. By Eru, if they had glasses like that in the "Duneiverse", then no wonder they went with augmentation!

BeardofPants · 04-13-2002, 11:03 AM

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Originally posted by Anduril
Half dwarf - half emotion.

Gads. How do you hump an emotion?

Andúril · 04-13-2002, 03:17 PM

Like this...watch: See?

BeardofPants · 04-13-2002, 03:29 PM

I can't see anything!

04-12-2002, 10:46 AM	#87
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	I think I might! Mmm... sleepy goodness.... Half dwarf, half bicycle. __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

04-12-2002, 11:03 AM	#89
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	Okay... How 'bout half iPod, half Dwarf, or, half dwarf, half curtain? __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

04-12-2002, 11:11 AM	#91
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	haha! Half dwarf, half multiverse. __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

04-12-2002, 11:20 AM	#93
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	Well, I guess I have to say... Half dwarf, half lepton.... Half Dwarf, half me. eep. __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

04-12-2002, 12:13 PM	#96
afro-elf Hoplite Nomad Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 3,931	maybe that's why they outlawed thinking machines after the Butlerian Jihad __________________ About Eowyn, Does anyone know what her alias Dernhelm means? She was kown as dernhelm because of her exclaimation when she realized that the rider's headgear was heavy and obscured her sight. 'Dern Helm" Culled from Entmoot From Kirinski 57 and Wayfarer.

04-12-2002, 10:15 AM	#81
Andúril The Original Corruptor Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,881	And also sinless. Because when I asked unto the Jesus, did he cleanse me of mine sins. Wait a minute - wrong thread - sorry!

04-12-2002, 10:22 AM	#82
Andúril The Original Corruptor Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,881	Honestly, ROFL, to the extent that I was rolling on the floor laughing...that half dwarf-half planet is the funniest and also strangest thing I have seen for a long time in mine minds I. I don't care what you say, you are beeyudifull, on the inside and out.

04-12-2002, 10:43 AM	#86
Andúril The Original Corruptor Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,881	Okay okay, go rest, enter thy slumber. Besides, I must leave work now (there has been nobody except me over here for about 90 minutes...) Half Dwarf-half dwarf's sister (therefore, mutant)

04-12-2002, 10:54 AM	#88
Andúril The Original Corruptor Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,881	Goodnight, munchkins!! I will leave you with this: Half-dwarf half hydrochloric acid Half-dwarf half-bicycle wheel

04-12-2002, 11:07 AM	#90
Andúril The Original Corruptor Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,881	lol I am trully getting some funny visions - just you wait until I get them down on paper. In fact, I shall perform this this w/e!! How motivated am I! Half-dwarf half random divine transcendental "outside of time" (right...) being.

04-12-2002, 11:16 AM	#92
Andúril The Original Corruptor Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,881	Hehehe Half-dwarf, half quark

04-12-2002, 12:17 PM	#97
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	predictable joke alert Yes, I'm sure the Butlerian Jhihad is all Bill Gates fault. By Eru, if they had glasses like that in the "Duneiverse", then no wonder they went with augmentation! __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords Last edited by BeardofPants : 04-12-2002 at 07:57 PM.

04-13-2002, 03:17 PM	#99
Andúril The Original Corruptor Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,881	Like this...watch: See?

04-13-2002, 03:29 PM	#100
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	I can't see anything! __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

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