Do you want kids? - Page 4

Sween · 08-15-2002, 09:19 PM

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Originally posted by Eruviel Greenleaf
I've no objection to people running around causing drunken havoc......but there's a point where resources will run out--and then there won't be enough alcohol to go around!

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo i better start hoarding vodka for my kids so they to can get drunk and go knome sealing.

Eruviel Greenleaf · 08-15-2002, 09:20 PM

Hey, no hoarding! Everyone gets their fair share of vodka...

Sween · 08-15-2002, 09:23 PM

oi its all mine mawwwwwwhaha ill take the vodka an run. god job i live next door to a bewert or ild have to travel far for alchol

Eruviel Greenleaf · 08-15-2002, 09:29 PM

*EG quickly hides all of her vodka, wine, ale, mead, and sake*

***Khamûl*** · 08-15-2002, 10:20 PM

Back to topic please, before all this drunkeness gets out of hand.

Personally, I want kids. Gotta keep the family name going, you know.

cassiopeia · 08-16-2002, 03:21 AM

I do want to keep my family name going, because it is unusual here. Actually, here there is a decreasing birthrate, so women are may be encouraged to have children. People think we need an increasing population. Overall, I think there is too many people in this world and I am doing my bit to help.

Andúril · 08-16-2002, 03:41 AM

The only thing I like about kids is that they can make you laugh.

For instance, one time I was at a (plant) nursery when I saw this little kid jumping on the piled-up compost bags. There were two larger piles, and a massive gap inbetween them. The kid attempted to jump from the one to the other. Fortunately, he didn't jump far enough, and caught his jaw on the edge of the other pile. Bwahahahahahahahaha. I was laughing on the inside.

The kid had such a blank expression on his face, that I really wanted to laugh out loud. All-of-a-sudden, the kid climbed back up the one pile, and turned, facing me with his blank facial expression. I knew what was going to happen. It happened. The kid jumped too short and clipped his jaw on the other pile.

That caused me to push my trolley into a pot.

I don't want kids.

***Tessar*** · 08-16-2002, 03:44 AM

lol. Yall dont want to refresh the geen pool?

silmälasi · 08-18-2002, 11:48 AM

i don`t know me and my wife have talked about having kids but the whole sublect fills me with dread. i am 29 years old so i guess that i have to reconsider my view in the not too distant future .i guess that no one is totally ready to be aparent.

Rána Eressëa · 08-18-2002, 11:53 AM

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Originally posted by BeardofPants
Wow. Strange that Tolkien has bred all these women who don't want to have children...

There's just too much pain involved . . . *sighs helplessly*

***gdl96*** · 08-18-2002, 03:15 PM

Quote:

Kids are great. You can teach them to hate the things you hate!

~~Homer Simpson

I don't really want kids. Too annoying. I might change my mind one day, I might not, but nevertheless, I will probably have nephews that I can spoil.

***Earniel*** · 08-18-2002, 04:13 PM

My sister wants me to have children one day so she can mould and spoil them and enjoy kids without the disadvantages of actually having them.

I don't know whether I would like a little version of myself but I do know I DON'T want a little version of her!

And if I think of the kids of the neighbour kids I definately don't want children. The noice they make! I don't remember even making so much noice when I was little. The first time I met them they were in our swimming pool in a matter of minutes. Their father came to collect them, at least he had the decency to be embarrassed.

Still, part of me wouldn't mind having a kid. I just doubt whether I would be a good mother. We'll see.

afro-elf · 08-19-2002, 08:12 AM

Actually, I would love to get into a DINK relationship.
D ouble I ncome N o K ids

***azalea*** · 08-19-2002, 03:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by silmälasi
i don`t know me and my wife have talked about having kids but the whole sublect fills me with dread. i am 29 years old so i guess that i have to reconsider my view in the not too distant future .i guess that no one is totally ready to be aparent.

*in my "voice of Saruman" voice*: Come. Join us. Do not be afraid...

afro-elf · 08-19-2002, 03:09 PM

Or in the voice of the Nazgul, " Come, to Parenthood we will take you."

Shadowfax · 08-21-2002, 03:36 PM

I think I do want children when I grow up and get married, but only 1 or 2. I have 3 little sisters and I know right now that I don't want a lot of kids!

BeardofPants · 08-21-2002, 06:46 PM

I wouldn't mind losing them.

Arathorn · 08-21-2002, 10:09 PM

I don't want em now. However, I have a feeling I will when I spawn with someone. The natural drive of the species will probably "enhance" my conscious feelings. It is only natural.

Right now, my priorities are mobility and freedom to explore any potentials my perception allows me.

Lady Legolas · 08-21-2002, 11:07 PM

I don't ever want kids. To be quite blunt they anoy me. I have a 5 year old little sister, and she has friends, they all anoy the *you-know-what* out of me. And I really have no patience for kids. Sorry to all the child lovers out there!!! I like your children because after a while they go away.!!!

¤Lady Legolas¤

Shadowfax · 08-22-2002, 12:41 AM

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Originally posted by BeardofPants
I wouldn't mind losing them.

Thanks, BoP!

08-15-2002, 09:20 PM	#62
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	Hey, no hoarding! Everyone gets their fair share of vodka... __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

08-15-2002, 09:23 PM	#63
Sween im quite stupid Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Cockermouth Posts: 2,058	oi its all mine mawwwwwwhaha ill take the vodka an run. god job i live next door to a bewert or ild have to travel far for alchol __________________ Yeah god hes ok but i would rather be judged by a sheep than that idiot

08-15-2002, 09:29 PM	#64
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	EG quickly hides all of her vodka, wine, ale, mead, and sake __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

08-15-2002, 10:20 PM	#65
*Khamûl* Slacker Warrior Admin Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Alabama Posts: 2,759	Back to topic please, before all this drunkeness gets out of hand. Personally, I want kids. Gotta keep the family name going, you know. __________________ "If the giving of information is to be the cure of your inquisitiveness, I shall spend all the rest of my days in answering you." Gandalf to Pippin Psalm 107:31

08-16-2002, 03:21 AM	#66
cassiopeia Viggoholic Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Australia Posts: 1,749	I do want to keep my family name going, because it is unusual here. Actually, here there is a decreasing birthrate, so women are may be encouraged to have children. People think we need an increasing population. Overall, I think there is too many people in this world and I am doing my bit to help. __________________ Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

08-16-2002, 03:41 AM	#67
Andúril The Original Corruptor Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,881	The only thing I like about kids is that they can make you laugh. For instance, one time I was at a (plant) nursery when I saw this little kid jumping on the piled-up compost bags. There were two larger piles, and a massive gap inbetween them. The kid attempted to jump from the one to the other. Fortunately, he didn't jump far enough, and caught his jaw on the edge of the other pile. Bwahahahahahahahaha. I was laughing on the inside. The kid had such a blank expression on his face, that I really wanted to laugh out loud. All-of-a-sudden, the kid climbed back up the one pile, and turned, facing me with his blank facial expression. I knew what was going to happen. It happened. The kid jumped too short and clipped his jaw on the other pile. That caused me to push my trolley into a pot. I don't want kids.

08-16-2002, 03:44 AM	#68
*Tessar* Master and Wielder of the Cardboard Harp of Gondor Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: IM IN UR POSTZ, EDITIN' UR WURDZ Posts: 6,433	lol. Yall dont want to refresh the geen pool?

08-18-2002, 11:48 AM	#69
silmälasi Hobbit Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: finland Posts: 17	kids? i don`t know me and my wife have talked about having kids but the whole sublect fills me with dread. i am 29 years old so i guess that i have to reconsider my view in the not too distant future .i guess that no one is totally ready to be aparent.

08-18-2002, 04:13 PM	#72
*Earniel* The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: N?n in Eilph (Belgium) Posts: 14,363	My sister wants me to have children one day so she can mould and spoil them and enjoy kids without the disadvantages of actually having them. I don't know whether I would like a little version of myself but I do know I DON'T want a little version of her! And if I think of the kids of the neighbour kids I definately don't want children. The noice they make! I don't remember even making so much noice when I was little. The first time I met them they were in our swimming pool in a matter of minutes. Their father came to collect them, at least he had the decency to be embarrassed. Still, part of me wouldn't mind having a kid. I just doubt whether I would be a good mother. We'll see. __________________ We are not things.

08-19-2002, 08:12 AM	#73
afro-elf Hoplite Nomad Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 3,931	Actually, I would love to get into a DINK relationship. D ouble I ncome N o K ids __________________ About Eowyn, Does anyone know what her alias Dernhelm means? She was kown as dernhelm because of her exclaimation when she realized that the rider's headgear was heavy and obscured her sight. 'Dern Helm" Culled from Entmoot From Kirinski 57 and Wayfarer.

08-19-2002, 03:09 PM	#75
afro-elf Hoplite Nomad Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 3,931	Or in the voice of the Nazgul, " Come, to Parenthood we will take you." __________________ About Eowyn, Does anyone know what her alias Dernhelm means? She was kown as dernhelm because of her exclaimation when she realized that the rider's headgear was heavy and obscured her sight. 'Dern Helm" Culled from Entmoot From Kirinski 57 and Wayfarer.

08-21-2002, 03:36 PM	#76
Shadowfax The Fleet-Footed Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: British Columbia Posts: 913	I think I do want children when I grow up and get married, but only 1 or 2. I have 3 little sisters and I know right now that I don't want a lot of kids! __________________ Jesus saved me "To remain ignorant of things that happened before you were born is to remain a child" (Cicero, 106-43 B.C.) "Art is a lie which makes us realize the truth" (Picasso) Last edited by Shadowfax : 08-22-2002 at 12:40 AM.

08-21-2002, 06:46 PM	#77
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	I wouldn't mind losing them. __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

08-21-2002, 10:09 PM	#78
Arathorn Bard of Mangled Songs Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila Posts: 2,679	I don't want em now. However, I have a feeling I will when I spawn with someone. The natural drive of the species will probably "enhance" my conscious feelings. It is only natural. Right now, my priorities are mobility and freedom to explore any potentials my perception allows me. __________________ Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert *Accio, Ash Nazg!* Elennuru s?la lúmenn' omentielvo* (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures...

08-21-2002, 11:07 PM	#79
Lady Legolas Sapling Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Mirkwood Posts: 14	I don't ever want kids. To be quite blunt they anoy me. I have a 5 year old little sister, and she has friends, they all anoy the you-know-what out of me. And I really have no patience for kids. Sorry to all the child lovers out there!!! I like your children because after a while they go away.!!! ¤Lady Legolas¤ __________________ Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

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