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Old 04-12-2002, 07:05 AM   #61
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you'd know that I am BG, and therefore presentiment...
Oh, now I get it *silly me*...

Right, so, like, what's BG.

Oh ja, and what's presentiment.
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Old 04-12-2002, 07:10 AM   #62
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Oh, now I get it *silly me*...

Right, so, like, what's BG.

Oh ja, and what's presentiment.
*cuddles Anduril, and tickles him under the chin*

BG are bene gesseret "witches" who can forsee, and control. They are kind of erm... an order of women who are very good at butt kicking for justice. Oh, and they control all the religions, and manipulate people. An added bonus.
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Old 04-12-2002, 07:50 AM   #63
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Anduril returns the warm and fuzzy feeling to BoP, by also cuddling with BoP and tickling her beautiful chin.

"See," I say, "there's no beard!"
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Old 04-12-2002, 07:58 AM   #64
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"See," I say, "there's no beard!"
Yes, yes, the wonders of my Mach 3 razor....


hmmm.... on topic: a half dwarf, half razor blade? Yikes!
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Old 04-12-2002, 08:04 AM   #65
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Hey! I use a Mach3! Isn't this great!!?? We have so much in common - it's as if we were meant to be together...

Bettter yet, a dwarf-cross-beard...

(thats one hairy creature, you betcha!)
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Well, the Mach 3 is vastly superior to every other razor blade, women's one's included. Yup, looks like we're destined to be together... I'll just break it off with my BF, throw in my studies, and come and work in Africa!


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Old 04-12-2002, 08:26 AM   #67
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Africa's cool. That is, if you can evade the wild lions and tigers and sloths and honey bees that walk aimlessly and unhunted and also wildly in our streets.

Break it off with the BF. He sucks anyway.
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Africa's cool. That is, if you can evade the wild lions and tigers and sloths and honey bees that walk aimlessly and unhunted and also wildly in our streets.

Break it off with the BF. He sucks anyway.
Heh. And you would know because....?
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...because I live there, dummy! (Anduril used another smiley)
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...because I live there, dummy! (Anduril used another smiley)
Well, actually, I was referring to BF sucking... but since you live here.... dummy!
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Old 04-12-2002, 09:00 AM   #71
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BF sucks because........because he's not me.

In case you haven't noticed, I want to be your BF.

Get over it. Go lie down in the dark - you need rest.
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Get over it. Go lie down in the dark - you need rest.
Well... when I lie down in the dark... I start to get ker-razy thoughts in my head... Ya know? Delusions about World Domination, that kind of thing... Not a pretty sight.

Long distant relationships, eh? They have a propensity for failing, don't ya know?
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Well... when I lie down in the dark... I start to get ker-razy thoughts in my head... Ya know? Delusions about being a Dominatrix, that kind of thing... a pretty sight.
You betcha! (Anduril laughs at himself - it seems the funny merkian slang has finally overcome him)

As the Mighty Three, we can overcome anything. Therefore, the distance in long-distance relationship means zilch.

I never fail anything. Except some tests. And also life.

But fear not, O maiden of my desire! We will always be together - but thou musts lock thine BF in thine cage...
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I never fail anything. Except some tests. And also life.

But fear not, O maiden of my desire! We will always be together - but thou musts lock thine BF in thine cage...
Hah! Nobody fails life, unless they are persons starting with C and ending with Reationists. Oh, was that too blunt? Well nyah!

It was the calculus tests that always got me....

Hmm.... Boyfriend in the cage... again? I almost feel sorry for him.

Hey you rat, you changed my quote!

That's it, I'm bringing out my [censored] [censored]
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Old 04-12-2002, 09:29 AM   #75
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It was the calculus tests that always got me....
I got an A in maths in Matric....er...Standard 10....er.... Grade 12...er...Final year of school goddammit!

Therefore, in your face! I seem to be saying that quite often. You must rightly suck.
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Hmm.... Boyfriend in the cage... again? I almost feel sorry for him.
As long as you aren't in there with him, it's all good...
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See? I was right all along.
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Yep, I do rightly suck at maths, and proud of it, dammit. It took years of cultivating (and no glasses) to perfect my technique of sucking, years! Combine that with a dodgy public school, with a maths teacher that used to tell us all about her love life, instead of deriving....

Oh well, I'm good at other things.
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Well lets see:
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Oh well, I'm good at other things.
...but you also said...
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...perfect my technique of sucking...
Anduril just sits and stares...

And also, Anduril's eyes, which are grey and also blue, do not need glasses.
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Well lets see:Anduril just sits and stares...

And also, Anduril's eyes, which are grey and also blue, do not need glasses.
Anduril's grey/blue eyes are probably glazing over about now... Insinuations in everything! Well, there you have it, I'm a four eyes, I admit it. Well, I wear contact lenses. And my eyes are green, dark dark green, sometimes grey, sometimes grey/blue, but only on a really sunny day. Hah! Not so attractive now, am I?

Mr Perfect: no glasses, muscly, intelligent... foreign... what more could I ask for?


Oh, and half dwarf, half computer.... eeeeee......
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Not so attractive now, am I?
Oh yes you are! You rock my world. By the way, I think your multiple eye colours are hectic. Besides, glasses can promote an aura of intelligence, and intelligence is also cool.

Well, if you must call me Mr Perfect, I guess I'm okay with that. Add humble to that list.

Half dwarf - half lightning bolt.
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Well, if you must call me Mr Perfect, I guess I'm okay with that. Add humble to that list.
Consider it added! Hah, trust me, not my glasses, they're awful. I got them 6 years ago, but I mainly wear my contacts. Except when on sites of course, since seiving dirt is no fun with contact lenses...

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