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Last Child of Ungoliant · 12-31-2004, 07:10 PM

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Or just looking for attention in a sad, boring kind of way.

yep, thats probably it, u sack of spuds done up around the middle with a bit of garden twine

Andúril · 12-31-2004, 07:16 PM

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yep, thats probably it, u sack of spuds done up around the middle with a bit of garden twine

OMG, can you at least put some effort into it?

Last Child of Ungoliant · 12-31-2004, 07:20 PM

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OMG, can you at least put some effort into it?

well, i'm the only one doin any wok here, can i have something to come back against?

Andúril · 12-31-2004, 07:29 PM

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can i have something to come against?

Maybe if you ask nicely.

Last Child of Ungoliant · 12-31-2004, 07:32 PM

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Maybe if you ask nicely.

how dare you try to provoke me like that you who needs a boomerang to put on a belt in the morning!

Andúril · 12-31-2004, 07:37 PM

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how dare you try to provoke me like that you who needs a boomerang to put on a belt in the morning!

I need a boomerang to put on a belt? Clearly, insults are not your forte.

Last Child of Ungoliant · 12-31-2004, 07:38 PM

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I need a boomerang to put on a belt? Clearly, insults are not your forte.

hey i'm trying, which is more than can be said for you
yer kebabs showin

Andúril · 12-31-2004, 07:42 PM

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hey i'm trying, which is more than can be said for you

Unfortunately, your enthusiasm to get to know me better is hampering your ability to post witty insults. But since you don't seem able to control yourself, I'll play along. :sigh: What are you wearing then?

Last Child of Ungoliant · 12-31-2004, 07:45 PM

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Unfortunately, your enthusiasm to get to know me better is hampering your ability to post witty insults. But since you don't seem able to control yourself, I'll play along. :sigh: What are you wearing then?

a large chocolate eclair

(im too nice to be rude

)

Andúril · 12-31-2004, 07:45 PM

Scratch that. I just discovered you are a dude, which makes your posts even more gay than ever.

Andúril · 12-31-2004, 07:50 PM

That's right, the only reason I was talking to you was because I thought you were a girl. But since you're a guy, I don't want to catch your gay, so I have to end this conversation.

inked · 12-31-2004, 08:32 PM

Boy, has this thread sunk to levels of bathos that not even Jacques Cousteau has a bathysphere fit for...... and he's dead!

Elfmaster XK · 01-01-2005, 07:47 AM

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Pervert.

Coming from the "original corruptor," I daresay that's a little hypocritical.

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Well, i'm the only one doin any wok here

Maybe that's because you're not supposed to do woks.

Andúril · 01-01-2005, 07:55 AM

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Coming from the "original corruptor," I daresay that's a little hypocritical.

Nah, I acknowledge and embrace my inherent pervertedness. It's you who suffers from the delusion that you'd be able to outdrink me.

PS. I might be coming to the UK this year, so you could have your chance...

Elfmaster XK · 01-01-2005, 08:01 AM

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Nah, I acknowledge and embrace my inherent pervertedness. It's you who suffers from the delusion that you'd be able to outdrink me.

Considering I am the original pervy villain fancier...never mind.

And I would be able to outdrink you. You're so lightweight a coca-cola makes you light-headed.

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PS. I might be coming to the UK this year, so you could have your chance...

Heh heh heh...Let me know. Simplemelody@gmail.com

Andúril · 01-01-2005, 08:06 AM

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Considering I am the original pervy villain fancier...never mind.

Your subtle advances are without effect.

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And I would be able to outdrink you. You're so lightweight a coca-cola makes you light-headed.

At 79kg I'm confident that I'd be able to hold my own. Wait...

You're a hobbit sized girl, so your limit is one or two pints. Haha.

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Heh heh heh...Let me know. Simplemelody@gmail.com

Will do. First need to sell my car and quit my job...

Elfmaster XK · 01-01-2005, 08:15 AM

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Your subtle advances are without effect.

You flatter yourself. I didn't want to take the thread anywhere that would earn a thwapping from a mod, and given your predictability...I stopped.

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At 79kg I'm confident that I'd be able to hold my own. Wait...

You're a hobbit sized girl, so your limit is one or two pints. Haha.

I am not hobbit-sized! And I don't drink pints generally. I drink shots. I can probably drink more in one sitting than you could in a whole week. (How come we always get into this argument?

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Will do. First need to sell my car and quit my job...

I thought you were visiting, not moving. The country doesn't need anymore pervs.

Andúril · 01-01-2005, 08:26 AM

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I am not hobbit-sized!

Yes you are. Anyone who is 3'9" is hobbit sized. I just hope you don't have hairy feet.

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And I don't drink pints generally. I drink shots.

Don't you mix your alcohol? Shame, here I thought I had a challenging challenge.

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I can probably drink more in one sitting than you could in a whole week.

I don't drink from sittings. Mostly shot glasses and jugs.

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(How come we always get into this argument?

)

It's one of those things that will never die. Like your weird body odour...Please action the negation thereof.

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I thought you were visiting, not moving. The country doesn't need anymore pervs.

I'm planning on working for a year or two, with a bunch of travelling in the middle.

Elfmaster XK · 01-01-2005, 08:35 AM

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Yes you are. Anyone who is 3'9" is hobbit sized. I just hope you don't have hairy feet.

5'3" actually. And I just hope you aren't one of those weird foot fetish people.

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Don't you mix your alcohol? Shame, here I thought I had a challenging challenge.

It isn't prudent to advertise mixing your drinks on a family orientated board such as this.

But you do have a challenge. I suggest you get in some practice to avoid embarrassment.

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I don't drink from sittings. Mostly shot glasses and jugs.

Sometimes I wonder where your logic comes from. Then I realise you have none, and that is why you make no sense.

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It's one of those things that will never die. Like your weird body odour...Please action the negation thereof.

It's called perfume, that odour.

Ah I see. A weird thing like your face then. Please, action the negation thereof.

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I'm planning on working for a year or two, with a bunch of travelling in the middle.

Ah. Well fair enough. I must warn you to be careful. I've known people try and do that before and then they've just stayed here. It traps you.

Andúril · 01-01-2005, 08:46 AM

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5'3" actually. And I just hope you aren't one of those weird foot fetish people.

The only place you should have hair is on your head, above your eyes, and on your eyelids. Don't dissapoint me. I've seen pics of you with out-of-control armpit jungles. This does not attract.

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It isn't prudent to advertise mixing your drinks on a family orientated board such as this.

But you do have a challenge. I suggest you get in some practice to avoid embarrassment.

The fact that I hardly ever drink just shows how low your alcohol tolerance level is, considering the amount of practice you get. I guess it's your hobbit size...

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Sometimes I wonder where your logic comes from.

Yes, an illogical person thinks that from time to time.

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It's called perfume, that odour.

Chicks wear perfume because they stink. Fact.

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Ah I see. A weird thing like your face then. Please, action the negation thereof.

I'll trade the face for your pants. BoP!!!

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Ah. Well fair enough. I must warn you to be careful. I've known people try and do that before and then they've just stayed here. It traps you.

Working holiday visa is valid for the limited amount of time, IIRC.

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12-31-2004, 07:45 PM	#70
Andúril The Original Corruptor Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,881	Scratch that. I just discovered you are a dude, which makes your posts even more gay than ever.

12-31-2004, 07:50 PM	#71
Andúril The Original Corruptor Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,881	That's right, the only reason I was talking to you was because I thought you were a girl. But since you're a guy, I don't want to catch your gay, so I have to end this conversation.