When I take over the world...... - Page 4

Tanoliel · 09-03-2002, 01:14 AM

Anything else I want? O ho, sits the wind that quarter? Why then, suggestions open to all, my dear lords and ladies...what should we make him do?

-tano

Mirahzi · 09-03-2002, 01:19 AM

Oh dear. This could get interesting.. please be gentle.

I guess it's all for the cause.

Eruviel Greenleaf · 09-03-2002, 03:00 AM

I might manage to come up with a list by morning...

Andúril · 09-03-2002, 02:49 PM

Quote:

Eruviel Greenleaf:
Maybe Tano and I will have a fully naked mud-wrestling match just for fun

Amen (So be it).

Andúril · 09-03-2002, 03:08 PM

Quote:

ALLLL WILL DIE!!!!!!!!!!

As will you.

WiseWizard · 09-03-2002, 03:08 PM

Yeah, whatever, I've heard it all before. The screaming, unintelligent, quite insane evil overlords are like....so 90s. In the technilogical era of today, you have to be at least a wee bit thoughtful in your plans. Now go back to your cage, Llark.

I'm an evil genius as well....is there any other one except 'evil genius'?
A fully naked mud wrestling match? *angelic voices heard from the heavens...only to be muffled out by demons chanting from hell* 'So be it' indeed!
Though, everyone will have to pay an especial price if my lovely queen is going to take part. Right now my mind is a blank, so I'll leave it to the hoards of drooling fans.
And Tano, you may not actually speak in your sleep, but your thoughts say more than a thousand words.

Andúril · 09-03-2002, 03:13 PM

Quote:

...your thoughts say more than a thousand words

Unfortunately, the same cannot be said of yours.

WiseWizard · 09-03-2002, 03:15 PM

Indeed, for no one can read my thoughts. I am a psychic evil god and therefore block my mind from anyone trying to infiltrate it.

Mirahzi · 09-03-2002, 03:20 PM

I don't think it's a great idea to have all these mental blocks. I hear it causes brain damage. I mean, look what happened to EG

Andúril · 09-03-2002, 03:21 PM

You're only fooling yourself.

Andúril · 09-03-2002, 03:38 PM

So says the thirteen year old who can't punctuate.

Tanoliel · 09-03-2002, 04:17 PM

*cough* Llark? May I enquire what the point is?
I think I may have missed the fully naked part. Now you'll have to find something even better to make me do it.

And no, chocolate cake isn't good enough....
And remember...demons are only angels that fell! Although in my case, I was an Angel Who Sauntered Vaguely Downwards...

-tano

Willow Oran · 09-03-2002, 04:18 PM

I got the Evil Genius title too...
That screaming kid who can't spell is my cousin. I'm so embarassed.
I'm still opting for the whole create a new world of my own deal. It's been quite entertaining so far. If you have any problems with me doing so you can talk to my personal guards Tika and Chicho. If they don't like what you say they will unleash my army of Evil Maniacal Pink Fluffy Killer Bunnies on you.

Mirahzi · 09-03-2002, 04:26 PM

Ok, the naked part was not my idea. And, I said 'dark chocolate' as in bar form, not in cake form.
Also, don't forget the other half of the offer.

Willow, why would you want personal guards with names like those? Not very intimidating if you ask me

Willow Oran · 09-03-2002, 04:40 PM

They'r Pink Fluffy Bunnies. And my sister came up with the names. They aren't really meant to be intimidating...

Tanoliel · 09-03-2002, 06:11 PM

I know the naked part wasn't your idea. It was EG's (I'm really starting to wonder about that girl...).

I'll negotiate (gnotiate) terms with her...
Okay. You're stil going to have to come up with something other than chocolate, though. That doesn't mean I won't take it...I just need something more.

-tano

***Earniel*** · 09-03-2002, 06:17 PM

Ha, according to the test I'm a profesional villain!

"You must have gone to evil medical school. You do everything by the book (however twisted that book is) and you're proud of your accomplishments. (even if you stole them from others)"

Neh neh neh!

So taking over the world should be piece of cake.....

Duddun · 09-03-2002, 06:23 PM

I would hire a huge army of orcs and giants and destroy the world in one day, after that I'd probably die from the orcs but the race of humans would be gone wahha ha ha ha ah ha.

Tanoliel · 09-03-2002, 06:51 PM

OK, Anduril, stop the sneaking!
I am not having a fully naked mud wrestling match (no matter what anyone says) simply because you tried to insert it into the discussion and I won't consider it. However, a water balloon fight is an acceptable idea.
We are both very annoyed at you. So there.

-tano

Eruviel Greenleaf · 09-03-2002, 07:03 PM

Anduril, if you ever twist the words of my posts again I will personally see to it that...*damn, can't think of anything sufficiently threatening* okay, that you are eternally damned to a level of hell void of any female occupants

I'll agree to a mud-wrestling match so long as we're fully clothed. But a water balloon fight works just as well

09-03-2002, 01:14 AM	#61
Tanoliel Eccentric Chocolate Crow Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The Emerald City--Seattle, WA Posts: 1,861	Anything else I want? O ho, sits the wind that quarter? Why then, suggestions open to all, my dear lords and ladies...what should we make him do? -tano __________________ Wisdom for Short Attention Spans...Ozy and Millie. It rocks. Food Of The Gods: 3,7-dihydro-3,7-dimethyl-1H-purine-2,6-dione Feed Me.... Another Online Dwelling Place... "All right, I confess. It is my intention to comandeer a ship, pick up a crew in Tortuga, to rape, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out." -Captain Jack Sparrow "The trouble with unknown enemies is that they are so difficult to identify." -Amelia Peabody Emerson "Most people obey the orders of someone who is pointing a gun at their head." -A.P. Emerson

09-03-2002, 01:19 AM	#62
Mirahzi Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 1,286	Oh dear. This could get interesting.. please be gentle. I guess it's all for the cause. Last edited by Mirahzi : 09-03-2002 at 01:21 AM.

09-03-2002, 03:00 AM	#63
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	I might manage to come up with a list by morning... __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

09-03-2002, 03:08 PM	#66
WiseWizard Elven Warrior Join Date: May 2002 Location: the darkest region of Mirkwood (and trust me, it's really dark) Posts: 331	Yeah, whatever, I've heard it all before. The screaming, unintelligent, quite insane evil overlords are like....so 90s. In the technilogical era of today, you have to be at least a wee bit thoughtful in your plans. Now go back to your cage, Llark. I'm an evil genius as well....is there any other one except 'evil genius'? A fully naked mud wrestling match? angelic voices heard from the heavens...only to be muffled out by demons chanting from hell 'So be it' indeed! Though, everyone will have to pay an especial price if my lovely queen is going to take part. Right now my mind is a blank, so I'll leave it to the hoards of drooling fans. And Tano, you may not actually speak in your sleep, but your thoughts say more than a thousand words. __________________ My motto: Heaven doesn't want me and hell's afraid I'll take over. ------------------------------------------------ "Upstage me and I'll crush your kneecaps!" ------------------------------------------------ "It's been a while since I've been 130." -Aaron Reichgott ------------------------------------------------ You know, the world's full of apathy...but I don't care. ------------------------------------------------ "I would've honked, but I might have hit you." -Janaki ------------------------------------------------ "If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have gone to college that year." -Lewis Black ------------------------------------------------ "I have one speed which varies according to my mood." -Kristy Pihl ------------------------------------------------ "When I get a fever, I can hear my mom's voice in my head. But she's alive, not dead, so it's not as exciting." -Anna Crandall ------------------------------------------------ "It doesn't matter what your body type is, as long as you're bloodthirsty." -Rachel Carlson ------------------------------------------------- "My mind is a whirling miasma." -Jeff E. ------------------------------------------------- "I think earth is the Alabama of the universe and we don't even know it." ------------------------------------------------- "You can't just apologize the laziness of my bunnies away." -Taylor S.B. ------------------------------------------------- I'm a sadistic massochist. I'm always happy.

09-03-2002, 03:15 PM	#68
WiseWizard Elven Warrior Join Date: May 2002 Location: the darkest region of Mirkwood (and trust me, it's really dark) Posts: 331	Indeed, for no one can read my thoughts. I am a psychic evil god and therefore block my mind from anyone trying to infiltrate it. __________________ My motto: Heaven doesn't want me and hell's afraid I'll take over. ------------------------------------------------ "Upstage me and I'll crush your kneecaps!" ------------------------------------------------ "It's been a while since I've been 130." -Aaron Reichgott ------------------------------------------------ You know, the world's full of apathy...but I don't care. ------------------------------------------------ "I would've honked, but I might have hit you." -Janaki ------------------------------------------------ "If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have gone to college that year." -Lewis Black ------------------------------------------------ "I have one speed which varies according to my mood." -Kristy Pihl ------------------------------------------------ "When I get a fever, I can hear my mom's voice in my head. But she's alive, not dead, so it's not as exciting." -Anna Crandall ------------------------------------------------ "It doesn't matter what your body type is, as long as you're bloodthirsty." -Rachel Carlson ------------------------------------------------- "My mind is a whirling miasma." -Jeff E. ------------------------------------------------- "I think earth is the Alabama of the universe and we don't even know it." ------------------------------------------------- "You can't just apologize the laziness of my bunnies away." -Taylor S.B. ------------------------------------------------- I'm a sadistic massochist. I'm always happy.

09-03-2002, 03:20 PM	#69
Mirahzi Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 1,286	I don't think it's a great idea to have all these mental blocks. I hear it causes brain damage. I mean, look what happened to EG

09-03-2002, 03:21 PM	#70
Andúril The Original Corruptor Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,881	You're only fooling yourself.

09-03-2002, 03:38 PM	#71
Andúril The Original Corruptor Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,881	So says the thirteen year old who can't punctuate.

09-03-2002, 04:17 PM	#72
Tanoliel Eccentric Chocolate Crow Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The Emerald City--Seattle, WA Posts: 1,861	cough Llark? May I enquire what the point is? I think I may have missed the fully naked part. Now you'll have to find something even better to make me do it. And no, chocolate cake isn't good enough.... And remember...demons are only angels that fell! Although in my case, I was an Angel Who Sauntered Vaguely Downwards... -tano __________________ Wisdom for Short Attention Spans...Ozy and Millie. It rocks. Food Of The Gods: 3,7-dihydro-3,7-dimethyl-1H-purine-2,6-dione Feed Me.... Another Online Dwelling Place... "All right, I confess. It is my intention to comandeer a ship, pick up a crew in Tortuga, to rape, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out." -Captain Jack Sparrow "The trouble with unknown enemies is that they are so difficult to identify." -Amelia Peabody Emerson "Most people obey the orders of someone who is pointing a gun at their head." -A.P. Emerson

09-03-2002, 04:18 PM	#73
Willow Oran Deus Ex Machina Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Seattle Posts: 1,951	I got the Evil Genius title too... That screaming kid who can't spell is my cousin. I'm so embarassed. I'm still opting for the whole create a new world of my own deal. It's been quite entertaining so far. If you have any problems with me doing so you can talk to my personal guards Tika and Chicho. If they don't like what you say they will unleash my army of Evil Maniacal Pink Fluffy Killer Bunnies on you. __________________ "5. Plain Rings with RUNES on the inside. Avoid these like the PLAGUE. -Diana Wynne Jones Tough Guide To FantasyLand ...it's not much of a show if somebody doesn't suffer, and preferably at length. Suffering is beautiful in any case, and so is anguish; but as for loathing, and bitterness... I don't think they belong on the stage at all. - Isabella, I Gelosi

09-03-2002, 04:26 PM	#74
Mirahzi Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 1,286	Ok, the naked part was not my idea. And, I said 'dark chocolate' as in bar form, not in cake form. Also, don't forget the other half of the offer. Willow, why would you want personal guards with names like those? Not very intimidating if you ask me

09-03-2002, 04:40 PM	#75
Willow Oran Deus Ex Machina Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Seattle Posts: 1,951	They'r Pink Fluffy Bunnies. And my sister came up with the names. They aren't really meant to be intimidating... __________________ "5. Plain Rings with RUNES on the inside. Avoid these like the PLAGUE. -Diana Wynne Jones Tough Guide To FantasyLand ...it's not much of a show if somebody doesn't suffer, and preferably at length. Suffering is beautiful in any case, and so is anguish; but as for loathing, and bitterness... I don't think they belong on the stage at all. - Isabella, I Gelosi

09-03-2002, 06:11 PM	#76
Tanoliel Eccentric Chocolate Crow Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The Emerald City--Seattle, WA Posts: 1,861	I know the naked part wasn't your idea. It was EG's (I'm really starting to wonder about that girl...). I'll negotiate (gnotiate) terms with her... Okay. You're stil going to have to come up with something other than chocolate, though. That doesn't mean I won't take it...I just need something more. -tano __________________ Wisdom for Short Attention Spans...Ozy and Millie. It rocks. Food Of The Gods: 3,7-dihydro-3,7-dimethyl-1H-purine-2,6-dione Feed Me.... Another Online Dwelling Place... "All right, I confess. It is my intention to comandeer a ship, pick up a crew in Tortuga, to rape, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out." -Captain Jack Sparrow "The trouble with unknown enemies is that they are so difficult to identify." -Amelia Peabody Emerson "Most people obey the orders of someone who is pointing a gun at their head." -A.P. Emerson

09-03-2002, 06:17 PM	#77
*Earniel* The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: N?n in Eilph (Belgium) Posts: 14,363	Ha, according to the test I'm a profesional villain! "You must have gone to evil medical school. You do everything by the book (however twisted that book is) and you're proud of your accomplishments. (even if you stole them from others)" Neh neh neh! So taking over the world should be piece of cake..... __________________ We are not things.

09-03-2002, 06:23 PM	#78
Duddun I Antha Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: You expect ME to know? Posts: 784	I would hire a huge army of orcs and giants and destroy the world in one day, after that I'd probably die from the orcs but the race of humans would be gone wahha ha ha ha ah ha.

09-03-2002, 06:51 PM	#79
Tanoliel Eccentric Chocolate Crow Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The Emerald City--Seattle, WA Posts: 1,861	OK, Anduril, stop the sneaking! I am not having a fully naked mud wrestling match (no matter what anyone says) simply because you tried to insert it into the discussion and I won't consider it. However, a water balloon fight is an acceptable idea. We are both very annoyed at you. So there. -tano __________________ Wisdom for Short Attention Spans...Ozy and Millie. It rocks. Food Of The Gods: 3,7-dihydro-3,7-dimethyl-1H-purine-2,6-dione Feed Me.... Another Online Dwelling Place... "All right, I confess. It is my intention to comandeer a ship, pick up a crew in Tortuga, to rape, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out." -Captain Jack Sparrow "The trouble with unknown enemies is that they are so difficult to identify." -Amelia Peabody Emerson "Most people obey the orders of someone who is pointing a gun at their head." -A.P. Emerson

09-03-2002, 07:03 PM	#80
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	Anduril, if you ever twist the words of my posts again I will personally see to it that...damn, can't think of anything sufficiently threatening okay, that you are eternally damned to a level of hell void of any female occupants I'll agree to a mud-wrestling match so long as we're fully clothed. But a water balloon fight works just as well __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

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