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Right, so, like, what's BG. Oh ja, and what's presentiment. |
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BG are bene gesseret "witches" who can forsee, and control. They are kind of erm... an order of women who are very good at butt kicking for justice. Oh, and they control all the religions, and manipulate people. An added bonus.
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Anduril returns the warm and fuzzy feeling to BoP, by also cuddling with BoP and tickling her beautiful chin.
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hmmm.... on topic: a half dwarf, half razor blade? Yikes!
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Hey! I use a Mach3! Isn't this great!!?? We have so much in common - it's as if we were meant to be together...
Bettter yet, a dwarf-cross-beard... (thats one hairy creature, you betcha!) |
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Well, the Mach 3 is vastly superior to every other razor blade, women's one's included. Yup, looks like we're destined to be together... I'll just break it off with my BF, throw in my studies, and come and work in Africa!
Half Dwarf and half rabbit (ewwww....)
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Africa's cool. That is, if you can evade the wild lions and tigers and sloths and honey bees that walk aimlessly and unhunted and also wildly in our streets.
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...because I live there, dummy! (Anduril used another smiley)
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BF sucks because........because he's not me.
In case you haven't noticed, I want to be your BF. Get over it. Go lie down in the dark - you need rest. Last edited by Andúril : 04-12-2002 at 09:04 AM. |
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Long distant relationships, eh? They have a propensity for failing, don't ya know?
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As the Mighty Three, we can overcome anything. Therefore, the distance in long-distance relationship means zilch. I never fail anything. Except some tests. And also life. But fear not, O maiden of my desire! We will always be together - but thou musts lock thine BF in thine cage... |
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It was the calculus tests that always got me.... Hmm.... Boyfriend in the cage... again? I almost feel sorry for him. Hey you rat, you changed my quote! That's it, I'm bringing out my [censored] [censored]
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Therefore, in your face! I seem to be saying that quite often. You must rightly suck. Quote:
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Yep, I do rightly suck at maths, and proud of it, dammit. It took years of cultivating (and no glasses) to perfect my technique of sucking, years! Combine that with a dodgy public school, with a maths teacher that used to tell us all about her love life, instead of deriving....
Oh well, I'm good at other things.
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Mr Perfect: no glasses, muscly, intelligent... foreign... what more could I ask for? Oh, and half dwarf, half computer.... eeeeee......
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Well, if you must call me Mr Perfect, I guess I'm okay with that. Add humble to that list. Half dwarf - half lightning bolt. |
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Half Dwarf, half planet.
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