Orc Queen

[Sminty_Smeagol]

thats really disturbing.

[Twista]

Originally posted by The Gaffer
They've beaten us to it. We call it "Eastenders" over here.


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Lol Eastenders, what would Corrination Str be in ME then? 'Rivendell Rd' or something? hehe

[Nurvingiel]

*reads Gaffer's post*
Aaa! Mind-bleach! Mind-bleach!

Though, I love Monty Python. Very funny, if wierd.

[Tuor of Gondolin]

Originally posted by Nurvingiel
*reads Gaffer's post*
Aaa! Mind-bleach! Mind-bleach!

Though, I love Monty Python. Very funny, if wierd.
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Yes, it was rather dark

But how about a "Reality Show."

"Barliman Millionaire"
Ten orc lasses are duped into thinking Barliman Butterbur is really the Witch King of Angmar. Marry him and they'll share in the stash he hid while looting Cardolan.

[Nurvingiel]

Originally posted by Tuor of Gondolin
But how about a "Reality Show."

"Barliman Millionaire"
Ten orc lasses are duped into thinking Barliman Butterbur is really the Witch King of Angmar. Marry him and they'll share in the stash he hid while looting Cardolan.

LOL Tuor!

Anyway, I think we've established that there is no Orc Queen popping them out "Meaning of Life" style.

[Ruinel]

Originally posted by The Gaffer
They've beaten us to it. We call it "Eastenders" over here.

I imagine something like:

Scene: Dickensian squalor in darkened hole somewhere north of Gundabad, opposite the Co-op, turn left at the bookies.
Young Orc 1: Maw! (holds up small orc head) I've killed the bairn.
Mum: How many times have I told you not to play with knives in the nursery?
* baby drops out of her as per "The Meaning of Life" *
Make yourself useful and get that one will you? I'm busy.
* continues to peel elves at kitchen sink *
Dad (entering hole): right you lot, it's four days till pay day and I'm skint and needing a drink, so it's off to Sauron's armies with the lot of you.
47 Young Orcs: Awwwww....
Dad: None of yer backchat. Off you go now..
(grabs rope threaded through their nose rings and hooks onto passing Recruiting Troll. Orc children are all forcefully yanked off down the tunnel by their noses)
Dad (eyes Mum, still dripping with amniotic fluid and fresh placenta): aaahh, you're a fine looking Orcess, Mavis, and no mistake. Bend over.

and so on.

hilarious

[Eärloth]

Originally posted by Sister Golden Hair
You are puting entirely too much emphasis on the movies. Saruman did not breed the Orcs. They were bred by Morgoth in the First Age and Sauron bred the Uruk-hai.

I'd say he meant how did he get them to mate, not how did he create them

[Wayfarer]

I'm sure they were more than happy to take care of that for him.