im going to be a daddy!!!!!!! - Page 3

Elfmaster XK · 09-10-2002, 12:16 PM

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Originally posted by Khadrane
I like painkillers. I just fractured my pelvis, and I get to have codine. It makes me happy.

Me too! Well, not the fracturing pelvis bit, but the codine bit!

It's so good, so dreamy when you take two or more...however, im usually so hardcore i just don't take them at all.

Starr Polish · 09-10-2002, 04:55 PM

I can't take codine because it's effects don't make me happy. I feel all numb and almost like I've left my body, and I have past issues with feeling numb that make it an incredibly unpleasant experience. I kind of feel like I don't have control over my body or thoughts, and then my thoughts run away from me and weird things happen. No, I don't like codine.

Eruviel Greenleaf · 09-12-2002, 02:12 AM

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Originally posted by emplynx
Put him in boy scouts.

My advice? Keep him/her out of boy scouts!
*coughs something about fascist organizations*

But anyway, congratulations.

Lizra · 09-12-2002, 08:41 AM

Whew! There's some weird advice here! When's the wedding? It seems ever since you "knocked your girlfriend up", you've started a virtual hit on BoP......This doesn't speak well for your character Sween!!

Do you have a job? How will you pay for all the pre-natal visits and delivery? Garage sales are an excellent way to get everything for the baby (except diapers!

) cheap. Anyway, if you decide to take "being a daddy" seriously (and I hope you do!!) kiss your childhood goodbye..

Sween · 09-12-2002, 10:18 AM

wedding? who mentioned a wedding? Yeah ive got a job i work for my dad doing some free lance work and advising. i also do quite a lot of hospitality for his clients im in charge of showing them a good time etc.

Im am quite loaded acctually so moneys not such a problem. We dont seem to get gbarage sales round here people dont go in for them. My cousin has just had a baby so ill nick a load of stuff of him.

Nothing wrong with a bit of flirting

Lizra · 09-12-2002, 10:28 AM

Great! You've got money! That's the biggest problem for most young couples. Yes, use your cousin's stuff, it's so silly to buy all those expensive baby gadgets list price. Little Sweeno will out grow them in no time at all! You don't want to get married!!?? Hmmm, I'd have to say your girlfriend is the one who screwed up here!

. I'll say it again!! Good luck to you!

Nibs · 09-12-2002, 10:54 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Eruviel Greenleaf
My advice? Keep him/her out of boy scouts!
*coughs something about fascist organizations*

Kinda funny how all the derision for the Boy Scouts organization comes primarily from people who haven't even been in it... although it makes sense that you haven't, Eruviel.

Quote:

Originally posted by Sween
he or she is not going in that group for lossers

Nice to know I'm a loser... or was for six years.

You now have my slightly reluctant best wishes... just as good, but a little weathered from the aforementioned statement.

Lizra · 09-12-2002, 11:35 AM

Boy Scouts are good Nibs!

(If they'd just keep the politics out of it) I'll be sure to see if my little darling is interested, 4-H, also.

Arathorn · 09-12-2002, 11:46 AM

Hmmm...Boy Scouts must have lots of probs there in the west. 'Was a scout for about 3 yrs when I was a kid. It was great! My first chance to get away from home and my parents. We don't have summer camps where I'm from.

Count me in as a loser then. LOL

Do I get a badge?

Sween · 09-12-2002, 11:50 AM

i was in bevers and cubs and they both really sucked

Eruviel Greenleaf · 09-12-2002, 02:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nibs
Kinda funny how all the derision for the Boy Scouts organization comes primarily from people who haven't even been in it... although it makes sense that you haven't, Eruviel.

Yeah. They wouldn't let me.

I don't have a problem with the general idea and I think it's great to give kids an opportunity to go camping and stuff. I'm not saying anyone who was in boy scouts was a loser

Good luck, Sween.

Nibs · 09-12-2002, 03:25 PM

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Originally posted by Sween
i was in bevers and cubs and they both really sucked

So, how does that go along with your previous statement? Are you recuperating from previous loser-dom or was that just a flippant remark? Either way, you still have my best wishes (as opposed to my worst wishes... let's not venture into that, thank you).

Arathorn, I don't think there is such a badge... although pioneering would be close. You have to learn to tie all kinds of knots and know what they're used for... although the only knot I've ever really needed to know is that which keeps my shoes on my feet. Even there, I could just use duct tape.

A discussion of the benefits of two half-hitches compared to the base nature of the average square knot does sound like an enthralling conversation topic, doesn't it?

The greatest scout meeting I ever attended was when I pantsed a fellow next to me. Of course, I knew him, and he realized it was all in good fun... about half a year later.

Sween · 09-12-2002, 05:02 PM

is there an impregnating badge? something the lads i know that are still in scouts will never achive mawwwwhahaha

Nibs · 09-12-2002, 07:19 PM

Heck, you don't need a two-digit I.Q. to do that...

***Khamûl*** · 09-12-2002, 10:18 PM

Could we stay on topic please? There is a thread to discuss Boy Scouts here.

Cirdan · 09-23-2002, 02:31 PM

Yoinks! I go away for a few weeks and I come back and the drunken Sween is going to be a father? Now that I think about it those two things are compatible.

Congratulations, good luck, and welcome to the club. When you get close to the delivery date and/or know the sex, you should start a name thread.

Advise? Love your kid better than yourself. You might as well get married. You can get a divorce but you can't become unparented, and mom's have a way of letting you know she (therefore you) would be happier married.

Also, check out Lou Reed's "Beginning of a Great Adventure" on "New York"... very funny.

***IronParrot*** · 09-23-2002, 03:11 PM

Congratulations. Now please refer to this thread

samwiselvr2008 · 12-30-2002, 03:02 PM

Wow, I just found this when I was cleaning out all of the old threads that I was subscribed to! Any news? is the baby doing good? How much longer untill it is born? What will you name him/her? Have they found out the sex yet? Are you getting married? Are ther to many questions that I am asking?

Sween · 12-30-2002, 05:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by samwiselvr2008
Wow, I just found this when I was cleaning out all of the old threads that I was subscribed to! Any news? is the baby doing good? How much longer untill it is born? What will you name him/her? Have they found out the sex yet? Are you getting married? Are ther to many questions that I am asking?

The baby is fine not so sure that the person carrying is

moaning little thing. Its due sometime in march! I quite like saskia for a girl and for a lad i dont know maybe name him tomas after my grandad! We dont wanna know the sex kninda nice surprise

!

Hmmm hetting married? Its an idea which is growing on me

samwiselvr2008 · 12-30-2002, 06:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sween
The baby is fine not so sure that the person carrying is moaning little thing. Its due sometime in march! I quite like saskia for a girl and for a lad i dont know maybe name him tomas after my grandad! We dont wanna know the sex kninda nice surprise !

Hmmm hetting married? Its an idea which is growing on me

Ya, I've heard lots of people say that they don't want to know the sex of the baby, I'm glad that your ceeping in touch with your babys mom instead of just leaving her. I probally asked this before, but around what date in March? Like, the begining of the month, or the end? How do you say the girls name? Is it Sas- Kee- a? I like Tomas! Dose the mother- to - be agree with the names? Wow! I'm asking to many questions, arn't I? Tell us if you ask her to marry you!

09-10-2002, 04:55 PM	#42
Starr Polish Elf Lord Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Slow down and I sail on the river, slow down and I walk to the hill Posts: 2,389	I can't take codine because it's effects don't make me happy. I feel all numb and almost like I've left my body, and I have past issues with feeling numb that make it an incredibly unpleasant experience. I kind of feel like I don't have control over my body or thoughts, and then my thoughts run away from me and weird things happen. No, I don't like codine. __________________ “The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts.” –Bertrand Russell Last edited by Starr Polish : 09-10-2002 at 04:57 PM.

09-12-2002, 10:18 AM	#45
Sween im quite stupid Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Cockermouth Posts: 2,058	wedding? who mentioned a wedding? Yeah ive got a job i work for my dad doing some free lance work and advising. i also do quite a lot of hospitality for his clients im in charge of showing them a good time etc. Im am quite loaded acctually so moneys not such a problem. We dont seem to get gbarage sales round here people dont go in for them. My cousin has just had a baby so ill nick a load of stuff of him. Nothing wrong with a bit of flirting __________________ Yeah god hes ok but i would rather be judged by a sheep than that idiot

09-12-2002, 11:46 AM	#49
Arathorn Bard of Mangled Songs Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila Posts: 2,679	Hmmm...Boy Scouts must have lots of probs there in the west. 'Was a scout for about 3 yrs when I was a kid. It was great! My first chance to get away from home and my parents. We don't have summer camps where I'm from. Count me in as a loser then. LOL Do I get a badge? __________________ Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert *Accio, Ash Nazg!* Elennuru s?la lúmenn' omentielvo* (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures... Last edited by Arathorn : 09-12-2002 at 11:48 AM.

09-12-2002, 11:50 AM	#50
Sween im quite stupid Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Cockermouth Posts: 2,058	i was in bevers and cubs and they both really sucked __________________ Yeah god hes ok but i would rather be judged by a sheep than that idiot

09-12-2002, 05:02 PM	#53
Sween im quite stupid Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Cockermouth Posts: 2,058	is there an impregnating badge? something the lads i know that are still in scouts will never achive mawwwwhahaha __________________ Yeah god hes ok but i would rather be judged by a sheep than that idiot

09-12-2002, 08:41 AM	#44
Lizra Domesticated Swing Babe Join Date: May 2002 Location: Reality Posts: 5,340	Whew! There's some weird advice here! When's the wedding? It seems ever since you "knocked your girlfriend up", you've started a virtual hit on BoP......This doesn't speak well for your character Sween!! Do you have a job? How will you pay for all the pre-natal visits and delivery? Garage sales are an excellent way to get everything for the baby (except diapers! ) cheap. Anyway, if you decide to take "being a daddy" seriously (and I hope you do!!) kiss your childhood goodbye..

09-12-2002, 10:28 AM	#46
Lizra Domesticated Swing Babe Join Date: May 2002 Location: Reality Posts: 5,340	Great! You've got money! That's the biggest problem for most young couples. Yes, use your cousin's stuff, it's so silly to buy all those expensive baby gadgets list price. Little Sweeno will out grow them in no time at all! You don't want to get married!!?? Hmmm, I'd have to say your girlfriend is the one who screwed up here! . I'll say it again!! Good luck to you!

09-12-2002, 11:35 AM	#48
Lizra Domesticated Swing Babe Join Date: May 2002 Location: Reality Posts: 5,340	Boy Scouts are good Nibs! (If they'd just keep the politics out of it) I'll be sure to see if my little darling is interested, 4-H, also.

09-12-2002, 07:19 PM	#54
Nibs Head Hollara Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Texas Posts: 751	Heck, you don't need a two-digit I.Q. to do that... __________________ "People used to ring up and say 'Don't quit your day job' or 'sell your synth', but the joke's on them: we were fired and the synth is broken!" -John Flansburgh from They Might Be Giants Ever heard of Mormons? I'm one. Click here to know more about us.

09-12-2002, 10:18 PM	#55
*Khamûl* Slacker Warrior Admin Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Alabama Posts: 2,759	Could we stay on topic please? There is a thread to discuss Boy Scouts here. __________________ "If the giving of information is to be the cure of your inquisitiveness, I shall spend all the rest of my days in answering you." Gandalf to Pippin Psalm 107:31

09-23-2002, 02:31 PM	#56
Cirdan Elf Lord of the Grey Havens Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: somewhere else Posts: 2,381	Yoinks! I go away for a few weeks and I come back and the drunken Sween is going to be a father? Now that I think about it those two things are compatible. Congratulations, good luck, and welcome to the club. When you get close to the delivery date and/or know the sex, you should start a name thread. Advise? Love your kid better than yourself. You might as well get married. You can get a divorce but you can't become unparented, and mom's have a way of letting you know she (therefore you) would be happier married. Also, check out Lou Reed's "Beginning of a Great Adventure" on "New York"... very funny. __________________ There exists a limit to the force even ther most powerful may apply without destroying themselves. Judging this limit is the true artistry of government. Misuse of power is the fatal sin. The law cannot be a tool of vengance, never a hostage, nor a fortification against the martyrs it has created. You cannot threaten any individual and escape the consequences. -Muad'dib on Law The Stilgar Commentary

09-23-2002, 03:11 PM	#57
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12-30-2002, 03:02 PM	#58
samwiselvr2008 Elf Lord Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Hobbiton Posts: 739	Wow, I just found this when I was cleaning out all of the old threads that I was subscribed to! Any news? is the baby doing good? How much longer untill it is born? What will you name him/her? Have they found out the sex yet? Are you getting married? Are ther to many questions that I am asking? __________________ Jesus loves you! Movie vewing count from the theater: Return of the King:9 Two Towers: 11 Fellowship: 13 FRODO LIVES!

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