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11-04-2008, 05:51 PM
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Faithful Gardener
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Well... it would make for an interesting tale... or tail, I suppose...
 This is funny that this has come up, I think. Tell me how odd this is on a scale of one to ten: When I was dating my first boyfriend (i.e., the only other guy I've dated), he gave me a kiss on the head for the first time ever after I ejaculated the information about my original ideal death in front of his friends and told them, "See why I love her?" I don't know why I didn't think so then, but looking back, this is REALLY WEIRD AND KIND OF CREEPY.
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11-04-2008, 06:06 PM
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Elf Lady
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Hehe, everyone has hobbies, Midge.
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11-04-2008, 06:59 PM
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... Uh, thanks. I think.
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11-04-2008, 07:13 PM
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Elf Lord
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Okay... "ejaculated the information..."
I just got a really really disturbing image from that... lol
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11-04-2008, 08:09 PM
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If it's any consolation, so did I, and probably every other pervy-minded person on the innernecks. @_@
.... Yeah, you can take your 13 seconds & shove 'em where the sun don't shine, mister stoopid-90-second-rule. 
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11-04-2008, 09:19 PM
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Entmoot's Drunken Uncle
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That reminds me of how my boyfriend knew he was in love with me. He said: "Hey, me and all your friends are going down to the bridge and jumping off. You in?" I said: "Hell yes!" I was the only person that got it. Most people went "What bridge?" Or "Why you doing that?" Foolish mortals. |
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11-04-2008, 10:11 PM
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Elven Maiden
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When my boyfriend says "That's why I love you" it's usually when I say something exceptionally pervy.
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11-04-2008, 11:57 PM
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Entmoot's Drunken Uncle
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I would like to have a pervyness thread, but it would be rated R, so I guess we can't. On this board. |
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11-05-2008, 01:18 AM
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11-05-2008, 10:25 AM
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I went through a bit of a cancer scare over the last few months and I can tell you that "preparing for the inevitable", at least as a youngish individual, is very depressing. Now that I've done it, I don't want to know!
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11-05-2008, 10:39 AM
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Elven Maiden
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I think I would like to know a little bit in advance, but then again I've never been there. I think it would depend on how long in advance I knew. If it was too long and the excitement (good or bad) wore off, I would get depressed. I think the last few moments, if you knew exactly when it would be, would be terrible though. Either way, I don't think it's the worse thing someone could live through, knowing when they were going to die, so I think it's worth it to be able to take care of things and make sure your loved ones are ok.
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11-05-2008, 11:34 AM
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Well, there are so many things I would like to do in life that I don't even know where to start. And it is very regrettable that I do not have the power to get things done in a lot of cases. Recently my list has grown so much...
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11-05-2008, 03:37 PM
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In seventh grade, my cousin and I got a comp book, and wrote down all the places we wanted to see in the world. I think we got over fifty, I've only done some, and I know there is no way I am going to be able to do everything I want to do, while I am still young atleast. I'd like to go back to Munich when I'm old enough to drink
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11-05-2008, 05:13 PM
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Faithful Gardener
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Yeah... I realized what I was doing when I wrote that, but I thought, 'Hey! There are words that are categorized as "ejaculations" ("Hey!", "Yeah!", "[Insert curse word]!", etc.) and it did classify how I said the words...as far as I can remember, there wasn't any preliminary discussion...
And you all should get your mind out of the gutter!
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In God I trust, I will not be afraid. What can man do to me? Psalm 56:11 "Starbuck, what do you hear?" "Nothin' but the rain, sir!" "Then grab your gun and bring in the cat." Make sure to check out the C.S. Lewis forum. Game threads, movie and book discussions and more! |
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11-05-2008, 05:41 PM
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I believe thats "interjections" not "ejaculations".
 And I think you should get an award for being the first to say on the moot "he gave me a kiss on the head for the first time ever after I ejaculated."
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11-05-2008, 08:36 PM
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A bullet in the head...anything quick.
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11-06-2008, 12:26 AM
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Entmoot's Drunken Uncle
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Now I know something painful and slow is not a nice way to end a life, but think about it! Don't you want to feel something that strange? Something no one else (alive, ha ha) has felt?
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11-06-2008, 12:38 AM
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But "ejaculated' can be applied to words and the way one says something. Not just... bodily functions. Quote:
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11-06-2008, 12:57 AM
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11-06-2008, 09:49 AM
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