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[Varnafindë]

Originally Posted by Midge

I will not be "raking" anyone's spine (ouch!) or pulling up any roots (except those of weeds, aka spam, etc.).

For those of you who were worried of Midge's "gardening" - did you ever read this sentence in full? I'll repeat it:

Originally Posted by Midge

I will not be "raking" anyone's spine (ouch!) or pulling up any roots (except those of weeds, aka spam, etc.).

She did define weeds - they are also known as spam.
Whether Midge gets mod powers to remove spam posts, or (like me) she can only warn the mods about them, the spammers are the only ones who need to worry about removal of their posts.

I think we can all agree that it is a good thing to remove spam.

One of the good things Midge would do as President.

[X Perry Mint]

wow... the haytrs...!

[X Perry Mint]

watever u do, do NOT vote for 'acally/hector' - wich is rele a thinle disguyzd 'hector/acally' tickit

note that even the campan sloguns put hector name frst

and if they iwn - and sumthun unfortunut hapens to acally - hector is prez agen! is that evun constitushunal? - sense he wuz alrede prez beefor??

and for goodnus sak - they want to spel it 'entmut' - and now they hav me doing lik that 2!

acally - nothun personell agenst u... but ef u win - u shud tri tu sta awa from grassy knolls!!!

[Jonathan]

Haha, it seems X Perry Mint has started his run to spam his way up to 100 (real) posts

I count 5 entries within 10 minutes

[Midge]

*sigh* It's good to know that 100% of the candidates running for President are running for President. Thanks for that tidbit, Hector.

Jonathan - I noticed that too. Three posts just to ask for a cup of tea in a teacup in the cafe.

[Jonathan]

At times like this, the 90-second-rule rules

By the way, Hector and Tessar. Your tidbits on the last page made for excellent reading with my morning coffee! (Although I almost choked on it due to laughter...)

[Earniel]

Wut? Inked, did you by any chance hack X Perry Mint's account?

Originally Posted by Jonathan

Coming from a Belgian, this must be bad

You betcha.

[Tessar]

Originally Posted by Eärniel

You betcha.

You're such a Mavrick. You Mavrick.

[hectorberlioz]

Originally Posted by Midge

*sigh* It's good to know that 100% of the candidates running for President are running for President. Thanks for that tidbit, Hector.

Hey, It was the Mooter Mag that said that, not me

Originally Posted by Jonathan

At times like this, the 90-second-rule rules

By the way, Hector and Tessar. Your tidbits on the last page made for excellent reading with my morning coffee! (Although I almost choked on it due to laughter...)

As did yours. Er...not that any of the others are mind directly...

[hectorberlioz]

Teacup Table Gazette
Startling News!

Today a presidential candidate was caught on camera taking a bribe! We have the incriminating picture below.


"I am absolutely astounded," said vice presidential candidate Hectorberlioz. "During Acalewia's administration anyone found exchanging money will be hung, jailed immediately, and put on trial. Mooters will not stand for this kind of corruption."

Standby for more incriminating news.

[PYRO]

None of you will ever be French.

[Varnafindë]

Originally Posted by hectorberlioz

Hey, It was the Mooter Mag that said that, not me

But you quoted it for us. I, for one, would most likely not have read it if you hadn't quoted it. So thank you



Edit:

Originally Posted by hectorberlioz

"I am absolutely astounded," said vice presidential candidate Hectorberlioz. "During Acalewia's administration anyone found exchanging money will be hung, jailed immediately, and put on trial."

In that order?

[hectorberlioz]

Hmm. *checks PR to-say-list* I'll have to go ask Acally about the details, Varna

[Varnafindë]

Reminds me of Alice in Wonderland - or Through the Looking-glass, really. The White Queen lives backwards, so her memory works backwards as well, and she remembers the things that haven't happened yet.
From http://www.gutenberg.org/catalog/wor...5821&pageno=31:

'What sort of things do YOU remember best?' Alice ventured to ask.

'Oh, things that happened the week after next,' the Queen replied in a
careless tone. 'For instance, now,' she went on, sticking a large piece
of plaster [band-aid] on her finger as she spoke, 'there's the King's
Messenger. He's in prison now, being punished: and the trial doesn't
even begin till next Wednesday: and of course the crime comes last of
all.'

Are you trying to turn Entmoot into a kind of Wonderland?

[Gwaimir Windgem]

Originally Posted by PYRO

None of you will ever be French.

Well, then, what's the point?

*cyanide*

[Coffeehouse]

Originally Posted by hectorberlioz

*MOOTHUG*

Moothug!

Originally Posted by Tessar

“I think it’s more of a metaphor. You know, about finding the magic within you?

Definitely! A metaphor for the things you can achieve by finding inner strength and courage Find the Magic in You with the fighting spirit of complete creative freedom.

Originally Posted by Tessar

“I will absolutely be voting for Coffeehouse,” reports one anonymous mooter from the Entertainment forum. “I think three people is like having three times the power. You could definitely find some magic inside of yourself if you had three governmental figures there to guide you towards it.”

Hehe, well we are very glad that one of our many supporters came out to voice their vote. Three's a lucky charm Coffee, Insidious & Noble in office to serve you!

Originally Posted by hectorberlioz

MOOTER MAG

[I]Statistics Show That Candidates Are Running For President
In a stunning show of candidate viability, the current crop of presidential candidates have all been shown to be running for president. Statistics gathered by the Entmoot Government Polling Branch last month show that 100% of the candidates currently running for president are running for president. "This is absolutely incredible," said an anonymous government official known only as "Deep Throat."

That is actually not entirely true! It turns out that MORE than 100 % of the candidates are running to be president since both Acally and Hector seem to be running for the very same position...

Originally Posted by hectorberlioz

One old geezer described the candidates this way: "Weeeellll, the way I see it is we've got two corruptocrats runnin' fer reelection, two know-nothin's trying to gain power, and one mysterious doodad trying to pull a fast one over us. It's all goin' up in hell's flames! But I'm votin' for Coffee at the end of the day. At least that's still cheap."

Start the day with Coffee (and a donought) and vote for Coffee at the end of the day Avoid Entmoot crashing and burning under a scary garden-fascist government or a corrupt Hectorian administration.

Coffee takes away the headache - and gives you the creativity you need

Originally Posted by hectorberlioz

One woman said, "I think John McC---er, Coffeehouse is the best choice for president because he has the most hopeful message. Also, he is the first American candidate from Sweden to ever run, and I want to be part of that."

- incidentally I am also partly Swedish, but not very American.

I can proudly boast to be an Entmootian citizen. I belong to Entmoot and her glorious Forest-City on the Hill. Hail Entmoot!

Originally Posted by Jonathan

Mr Court continues: "Some of our students (with too much time on their hands, in my mind) actually set out to count the number of X Perry Mint's posts manually. And after counting and recounting, they came to the conclusion that the candidate has only written a total number of four posts - two of which are almost identical."

The Entmoot Freedom Party would like to voice its support for the growing number of legal experts that are scrutinizing the X Perry Mint candidacy.

Do we really give our vote to an Experiment? A shadow candidate being puppeteered by evil forces? By mods? By admins? By Sauron?

Stop the madness! Vote for freedom!

Vote Coffeehouse, Insidious & Noble - Three's a Charm

[Gwaimir Windgem]

Admittedly, Three's a Charm is a much better slogan than Find the Magic Within You (unless we're voting for the Best Disney Princess!). However, I still object to running on a platform of superstition!

[Midge]

How many slogans is one allowed to have?

[Noble Elf Lord]

Originally Posted by Gwaimir Windgem

Admittedly, Three's a Charm is a much better slogan than Find the Magic Within You (unless we're voting for the Best Disney Princess!). However, I still object to running on a platform of superstition!

Gwai, I believe we explained that the "magic" is a metaphor in our campaign. No superstitious stuff.

How many slogans is one allowed to have?

As many as they want, but too many lowers credibility. I firmly believe in ours, though.

[inked]

I vud point owt dat "three's a charm" iz merly de obvers of "three on a match" vich in de first vorld var waz a gud vay to be shot. Just saying........

Und du al kan remembr dat Gandalf sayz "thrice pays for all" which is lik "three strikes and you are out".

Den du kan rekal "third time is the charm" vich mens dat de triumvirat vil has 3 X 3 striks und kan rely screw up de Entmut befor dey kan be removd!!! Dat is thre tims de erorz!

HEKTOR UND ACALLY FUR PRESIDANT FUR LIF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!