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Old 12-08-2002, 12:51 PM   #401
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Originally posted by Blackboar
HOW DARE YOU CONTRADICT MY MEANING OF TAKING OVER THE WORLD!!! I HAVE A PLAN ALREADY!!! SOON ENOUGH YOU SHALL ALL BE MY SLAVES!! I SHALL CURSE YOU!! CURSE YOU!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!! I WILL START WITH THE UK THEN AUSTRALIA!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Curse me again, it makes me feel better. Sometimes a good damning is all that keeps me going on a bad day.
I still don't understand what all this "take over the world and make them petty slaves" is all about. I mean, "take over the world to rid it of *coughcertainleadersofcertaincountrieswithalastnam ethatisaplantcough* THAT I can understand. You just better be better than mr. prez...
And youn better shut me up now, before I go on an anti-war rant. Lo siento...i get carried away.
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Old 12-08-2002, 09:20 PM   #402
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LOL. I'm guessing you're a Democrat then? Anyway this isn't a politics thread, but you're welcome to annoy my gremlin and get turned into artichokes if you like!
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Old 12-09-2002, 12:12 PM   #403
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Well I'll leave all of you to your gremlins, because once I finally tame my pet dragon (who, last I heard, is having fun blowing flame from Mount Etna), and my army of innocent looking squirrels (who are really Nazquirrels in disguise) is prepared for a long awaited coup, then your gremlins will be no match for me.
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Old 12-09-2002, 01:27 PM   #404
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Well, all I can say about that is, you'd better think twice before messing with my (other) world. Even the Sharmorya would temoparily ally with us to fight an intruder.

Dragons? Only ONE dragon? *evin grin* Boy, you really don't know what you're messin' with, do you?

And before someone complains: it's not like none of us will lift a finger to help Earth. It's just that there's not nearly so much we can do here. The gremlins can do 'most anything they can do in EITHER world, though: they have a gift.

All right, you have no idea what I'm talking about, so I'll shut up now, sit back, and watch you all get turned into artichokes.
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Old 12-10-2002, 01:07 AM   #405
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But don't artichokes have hearts? And I'm heartless. Meaning that even if you're gremlins tried to turn me into an artichoke, it wouldn't work! SO HA!!!
Though, something may go terribly awry and I'd end up as some kind of genetically altered artichoke project gone awry.....Can I become some other kind of assorted fruit or vegetable instead?
And one dragon's enough. Any more than that is just vain.
But you're right. There's nothing left in this world to do except get rid of a certain political leader......and then I'll live contently in my hidden utopia and let your gremlins do whatever they want to this waste of time called Earth. Sound good?
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You know, the world's full of apathy...but I don't care.
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"I would've honked, but I might have hit you." -Janaki
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"If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have gone to college that year." -Lewis Black
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"I have one speed which varies according to my mood." -Kristy Pihl
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"When I get a fever, I can hear my mom's voice in my head. But she's alive, not dead, so it's not as exciting." -Anna Crandall
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"My mind is a whirling miasma." -Jeff E.
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"I think earth is the Alabama of the universe and we don't even know it."
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Old 12-10-2002, 01:13 AM   #406
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Okay!

Dragons? Vain? No, "vain" describes certain Sea Serpents I know.

But whoever said I wanted Earth?
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Old 12-10-2002, 01:15 AM   #407
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True. Those sea dragons can just piss you off sometimes. Always going around like they own the place. Well I'll tell you, there's a lot more fish in the sea!
And I don't blame you for not wanting Earth. We may as well just post a sign on it that says "Avoid at all costs. Time spent here will be wasted time."
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You know, the world's full of apathy...but I don't care.
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"I would've honked, but I might have hit you." -Janaki
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"If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have gone to college that year." -Lewis Black
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"I have one speed which varies according to my mood." -Kristy Pihl
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"When I get a fever, I can hear my mom's voice in my head. But she's alive, not dead, so it's not as exciting." -Anna Crandall
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"It doesn't matter what your body type is, as long as you're bloodthirsty." -Rachel Carlson
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"My mind is a whirling miasma." -Jeff E.
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"I think earth is the Alabama of the universe and we don't even know it."
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"You can't just apologize the laziness of my bunnies away." -Taylor S.B.
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Old 12-10-2002, 01:17 AM   #408
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*shrugs*

Why not? Then those idiots who persist in trying to conquer the world may FINALLY get it!

Eh, then again, maybe we should just let the fools waste their time.
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Old 12-10-2002, 01:21 AM   #409
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That would be very fun to watch them try. Besides, it'll keep them out of our hair for a while at least. And if one of them actually succeeds, I'll be the first to applaud them and then sit back as the entire process begins again.
So this is what God feels like.
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"It's been a while since I've been 130." -Aaron Reichgott
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You know, the world's full of apathy...but I don't care.
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"I would've honked, but I might have hit you." -Janaki
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"If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have gone to college that year." -Lewis Black
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"I have one speed which varies according to my mood." -Kristy Pihl
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"When I get a fever, I can hear my mom's voice in my head. But she's alive, not dead, so it's not as exciting." -Anna Crandall
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"It doesn't matter what your body type is, as long as you're bloodthirsty." -Rachel Carlson
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"My mind is a whirling miasma." -Jeff E.
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"I think earth is the Alabama of the universe and we don't even know it."
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"You can't just apologize the laziness of my bunnies away." -Taylor S.B.
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Old 12-10-2002, 01:27 AM   #410
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Huh! And how would you know?
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Old 12-10-2002, 01:36 AM   #411
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Well God must obviously just be taking a step back from earth and shaking his head, which is what we're doing, so this must be what God feels like.
Yes, logic can work!
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"It's been a while since I've been 130." -Aaron Reichgott
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You know, the world's full of apathy...but I don't care.
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"I would've honked, but I might have hit you." -Janaki
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"If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have gone to college that year." -Lewis Black
------------------------------------------------
"I have one speed which varies according to my mood." -Kristy Pihl
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"When I get a fever, I can hear my mom's voice in my head. But she's alive, not dead, so it's not as exciting." -Anna Crandall
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"It doesn't matter what your body type is, as long as you're bloodthirsty." -Rachel Carlson
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"My mind is a whirling miasma." -Jeff E.
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"I think earth is the Alabama of the universe and we don't even know it."
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"You can't just apologize the laziness of my bunnies away." -Taylor S.B.
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Old 12-12-2002, 01:17 AM   #412
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I don't know about the gremlins you know, but Nat couldn't care less about most of the world. Silly little thing, really.

I am not officially of any political party (I can't vote yet, either), but I disagree with This Certain Leader's policies, and with war of any kind. Grrrrrowl.

"Yes, dear, there ARE intelligent humanoid life forms on Earth! But I'm just visiting."

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Old 12-12-2002, 01:21 AM   #413
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Eh ... Murphy says he knows your gremlin, and says she's rather like many humans. The ones that wouldn't vote even if they could, and don't care about what's going on in the world.

Anyway, Murphy has been a great help to me, in case anyone was wondering. He even helped me with this computer, things like this...er...complex technology, it tends to crash when I touch it!

(Murphy has fixed it so it only crashes sometimes rather than always.)
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Old 12-13-2002, 01:32 PM   #414
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Well God must obviously just be taking a step back from earth and shaking his head, which is what we're doing, so this must be what God feels like.
Yes, logic can work!
Yes, logic can work, but what makes God's doings so obvious to you? Just because WE would simply step back from Earth and shake our heads, doesn't mean He would.

In fact, I believe that instead of merely shaking His head, He actually came down here.

Yes, I'm a Christian.

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Old 12-20-2002, 11:49 AM   #415
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What makes God's doings so obvious to me is that I am a god myself. A psychic evil god proved 50 times in a row by the magic 8 ball (with several "reply hazy"s inbetween, but there weren't any nos). So even though god and I disagree on a few things here and there, we're still pretty much buddy buddy. And usually whatever I ask for from God I get. Yes, prayer works.
And if God's true name is "I am", wouldn't that make us all close to God? If everytime we say God's name we say "I am", then are we not all a little piece of God?
But enough theology, we're here to watch the world go down the drain! *sits back, shakes his head, and drinks his red wine*
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"I would've honked, but I might have hit you." -Janaki
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"If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have gone to college that year." -Lewis Black
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"I have one speed which varies according to my mood." -Kristy Pihl
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"When I get a fever, I can hear my mom's voice in my head. But she's alive, not dead, so it's not as exciting." -Anna Crandall
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"It doesn't matter what your body type is, as long as you're bloodthirsty." -Rachel Carlson
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"My mind is a whirling miasma." -Jeff E.
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"I think earth is the Alabama of the universe and we don't even know it."
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"You can't just apologize the laziness of my bunnies away." -Taylor S.B.
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Old 12-20-2002, 12:10 PM   #416
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*Sits down, looks from Earth to WizeWizard back to Earth, and shakes her head*
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Old 12-21-2002, 05:47 AM   #417
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Sadly, taking out *cough*certainpoliticalleaderinacertaincountry*cou gh* won't change much. it's his whole administration, what you--er, i have to get rid of. *sigh* it will be a lot less work just to break the world and start over. far better use of time.

besides, the world will hardly matter when armageddon comes. and come it will. [insert maniacal laughter here, if it so pleases you to do so]

*joins tano in waving anti-war signs*
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Old 12-22-2002, 08:58 PM   #418
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yes, armageddon is nigh. In fact, there was even a student at my school walking around with a sandwich board on him which said "The end is near!"
But I'm ready for it. In fact, it's about damn time the earth became one big fire show large enough to see from space. *looks down from heavens* Yeah, this'll be fun.
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"It's been a while since I've been 130." -Aaron Reichgott
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You know, the world's full of apathy...but I don't care.
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"I would've honked, but I might have hit you." -Janaki
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"If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have gone to college that year." -Lewis Black
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"I have one speed which varies according to my mood." -Kristy Pihl
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"When I get a fever, I can hear my mom's voice in my head. But she's alive, not dead, so it's not as exciting." -Anna Crandall
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"It doesn't matter what your body type is, as long as you're bloodthirsty." -Rachel Carlson
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"My mind is a whirling miasma." -Jeff E.
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"I think earth is the Alabama of the universe and we don't even know it."
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"You can't just apologize the laziness of my bunnies away." -Taylor S.B.
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Old 01-24-2003, 01:02 PM   #419
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Okay, I've been off the moot for nearl a month now, and no one's posted after me? You really must all be getting lax in your takeover plans!
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"Upstage me and I'll crush your kneecaps!"
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"It's been a while since I've been 130." -Aaron Reichgott
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You know, the world's full of apathy...but I don't care.
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"I would've honked, but I might have hit you." -Janaki
------------------------------------------------
"If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have gone to college that year." -Lewis Black
------------------------------------------------
"I have one speed which varies according to my mood." -Kristy Pihl
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"When I get a fever, I can hear my mom's voice in my head. But she's alive, not dead, so it's not as exciting." -Anna Crandall
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"It doesn't matter what your body type is, as long as you're bloodthirsty." -Rachel Carlson
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"My mind is a whirling miasma." -Jeff E.
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"I think earth is the Alabama of the universe and we don't even know it."
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"You can't just apologize the laziness of my bunnies away." -Taylor S.B.
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I'm a sadistic massochist. I'm always happy.

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Old 01-24-2003, 01:25 PM   #420
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(thats just cause we dont like u ) but any waym when i take over im gonna order all the seas to be filled with pudding.......vanille..no chocolate...wait both! and food every where! and yesssss lotsss of food for ussssss FISSSSSHHHESSSSS! YESSSSSS
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