When I take over the world...... - Page 20

Tanoliel · 11-15-2002, 01:31 PM

Everyone is responsible for anything they have done, and not responsible for things they have not done. But not being responsible for something awful that happened is not a reason to ignore it and not help to make it better. If everything's going to hell in a handbasket, you could at least line the handbasket with pillows or something.

there was my deep thought for the day.

-tano

Silverstripe · 11-16-2002, 04:13 AM

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Originally posted by Tanoliel
Everyone is responsible for anything they have done, and not responsible for things they have not done. But not being responsible for something awful that happened is not a reason to ignore it and not help to make it better. If everything's going to hell in a handbasket, you could at least line the handbasket with pillows or something.

there was my deep thought for the day.
-tano

Better yet, try to get it out of the handbasket!

WiseWizard · 11-22-2002, 12:40 PM

Finally an argument against all those who say I killed all of my wives and kids! I didn't kill them, it was the later-to-be-beheaded scottish king! And the one armed man!
I think it's pretty much impossible to get it out of the handbasket, and if you try it becomes your responsibility. So if the world does go to hell in a handbasket, but you failed in taking it out, the blame and such will then be layed on you.
I am such a pessimist.

Silverstripe · 11-22-2002, 12:49 PM

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Originally posted by WiseWizard
I am such a pessimist.

Yes, you really are! Although you'd be right in saying that it's ridiculous to try to lift the world out of the handbasket alone. Anyway, if everything has FINISHED going to hell in a handbasket, there's no one LEFT to blame you!

Tanoliel · 11-23-2002, 10:08 PM

You ARE such a pessimist. Cripes.
Oh well. That was only a little thought...heh. I still like the idea of lining the handbasket with nice silk pillows. It's a cushy ride to Hell, you understand.

Silverstripe--The gremlin who follows me around would like to inform you that demons cause a lot of trouble as well, and would also like to thank you for including her species.

Silverstripe · 11-24-2002, 02:48 AM

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Originally posted by Tanoliel
Silverstripe--The gremlin who follows me around would like to inform you that demons cause a lot of trouble as well, and would also like to thank you for including her species.

Tell her she is very welcome. Ever since meeting up with my Murph, I've been very sympathetic towards gremlins, and so of course they cause me even more trouble.

But I love them anyway! What's "your" gremlin's name?

Miranda · 11-25-2002, 08:34 AM

I WANT A GREMLIN WHO'S NICE!!!!!!!!! I'VE ONLY GOT NASSSSSSTY ONE'S WHO MAKE MY COMPUTER CRASH. WHERE CAN I FIND A GREMLIN TO CALL MY OWN- SHOULD I ASK SANTA FOR ONE FOR XMAS? Mx

Silverstripe · 11-25-2002, 01:09 PM

Murph here!
We gremlins don't have much dealings with Santa Claus, drives the elves crazy you know, reindeer wouldn' wanna carry us'ns either! If you really want a gremlin like me, Earth's not the right place for it, really all the Earth-gremlins do is cause trouble, never pause to speak to humans or anything, they're not worth your time. You've got to go to a parallelaverse, you do, not easy for humans, is it? Though England's got a very high percentage of -- well, never mind there, I'll see if I can convince Pandora to be your gremlin, Dora's always wanted to see Earth., an' she's fairly nice, but one piece of advice Mir: be careful what you wish for!

Miranda · 11-25-2002, 06:54 PM

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Originally posted by Silverstripe
Murph here!
We gremlins don't have much dealings with Santa Claus, drives the elves crazy you know, reindeer wouldn' wanna carry us'ns either! If you really want a gremlin like me, Earth's not the right place for it, really all the Earth-gremlins do is cause trouble, never pause to speak to humans or anything, they're not worth your time. You've got to go to a parallelaverse, you do, not easy for humans, is it? Though England's got a very high percentage of -- well, never mind there, I'll see if I can convince Pandora to be your gremlin, Dora's always wanted to see Earth., an' she's fairly nice, but one piece of advice Mir: be careful what you wish for!

It might just come true. Okay I'll be Dora's friend if she want's to see earth or I might pop into that parallel uni thing and pick one up for myself. Be better conversation than anyone else in England (other than Roxie!) anyway!!! Perhaps a new gremlin could chase away the nasty gremlins in my computer. Mx

Silverstripe · 11-26-2002, 05:48 PM

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Originally posted by Miranda
It might just come true. Okay I'll be Dora's friend if she want's to see earth or I might pop into that parallel uni thing and pick one up for myself. Be better conversation than anyone else in England (other than Roxie!) anyway!!! Perhaps a new gremlin could chase away the nasty gremlins in my computer. Mx

LOL. Miranda, you can't go into the "parallel uni thing" by yourself, you'll need a "lift"! Bit of a pun there, you'll see what I'm talking about later.

And in the meantime, we'll send Dora over right away.

Miranda · 11-26-2002, 05:50 PM

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Originally posted by Silverstripe
LOL. Miranda, you can't go into the "parallel uni thing" by yourself, you'll need a "lift"! Bit of a pun there, you'll see what I'm talking about later. And in the meantime, we'll send Dora over right away.

Thank you! Merci beaucoup! Danke Schon! Cheers! Ta! ...Whatever!! Mx

Tanoliel · 11-27-2002, 08:31 PM

Natazzi says that there are some gremlins around Seattle. There are also fog dragons under the streets of many cities around the world, if you want to have some draconian friends.
Nat would like to inform Dora that earth is, in general, a lovel place, and its pickles are excellent.

Miranda · 11-28-2002, 06:53 AM

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Originally posted by Tanoliel
Natazzi says that there are some gremlins around Seattle. There are also fog dragons under the streets of many cities around the world, if you want to have some draconian friends.
Nat would like to inform Dora that earth is, in general, a lovel place, and its pickles are excellent.

PICKLES!!!!!!!??????

Silverstripe · 11-30-2002, 09:38 PM

Murph says he only likes cucumbers, also that artichokes are the most amusing joke on any world.

Blackboar · 12-07-2002, 04:38 PM

Yeeeeeessssssssss! I found a thread about Politics!

I just want all you politicions out there to know that you are going someday! And I am going to take you down!! Yes thats right!! YOU ARE GOING DOWN!! Beacause I will take over the world. Someday soon! I would beware because....I WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!

HA HA HA HA HA! HA HA HA HA HA! HA HA HA HA HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!

OK.. my throat is getting sore now but I will not shut up! You heard me...I WILL NEVER ShUT UP!! And you can't make me for I am the GREATEST POLITICIAN IN THE WORLD!!

Now first I need an army....then I need to get some gunpowder and...O.K FINE!!! I'll shut up but only because I don't want you to hear my plans!!!!

Duddun · 12-07-2002, 04:40 PM

You know what the problem is with this thread?\
Your all wishing. But 10 minutes after you die the world will be mine! Oh and you will die before you take over the world.

Blackboar · 12-07-2002, 05:51 PM

HOW DARE YOU CONTRADICT MY MEANING OF TAKING OVER THE WORLD!!! I HAVE A PLAN ALREADY!!! SOON ENOUGH YOU SHALL ALL BE MY SLAVES!! I SHALL CURSE YOU!! CURSE YOU!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!! I WILL START WITH THE UK THEN AUSTRALIA!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Blackboar · 12-07-2002, 05:54 PM

O.k I will shut up now!

And by the way DuddunI AM AN IMMORTAL ELF!!!! I SHALL NEVER DIE!!!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA !!

Silverstripe · 12-08-2002, 12:26 AM

Murphy again!

Shut up, or I'll turn you into an artichoke. Anyway, if you take over the world, we'll just go home and take our friends with us!

Blackboar · 12-08-2002, 04:38 AM

Very cute

11-15-2002, 01:31 PM	#381
Tanoliel Eccentric Chocolate Crow Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The Emerald City--Seattle, WA Posts: 1,861	Everyone is responsible for anything they have done, and not responsible for things they have not done. But not being responsible for something awful that happened is not a reason to ignore it and not help to make it better. If everything's going to hell in a handbasket, you could at least line the handbasket with pillows or something. there was my deep thought for the day. -tano __________________ Wisdom for Short Attention Spans...Ozy and Millie. It rocks. Food Of The Gods: 3,7-dihydro-3,7-dimethyl-1H-purine-2,6-dione Feed Me.... Another Online Dwelling Place... "All right, I confess. It is my intention to comandeer a ship, pick up a crew in Tortuga, to rape, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out." -Captain Jack Sparrow "The trouble with unknown enemies is that they are so difficult to identify." -Amelia Peabody Emerson "Most people obey the orders of someone who is pointing a gun at their head." -A.P. Emerson

11-22-2002, 12:40 PM	#383
WiseWizard Elven Warrior Join Date: May 2002 Location: the darkest region of Mirkwood (and trust me, it's really dark) Posts: 331	Finally an argument against all those who say I killed all of my wives and kids! I didn't kill them, it was the later-to-be-beheaded scottish king! And the one armed man! I think it's pretty much impossible to get it out of the handbasket, and if you try it becomes your responsibility. So if the world does go to hell in a handbasket, but you failed in taking it out, the blame and such will then be layed on you. I am such a pessimist. __________________ My motto: Heaven doesn't want me and hell's afraid I'll take over. ------------------------------------------------ "Upstage me and I'll crush your kneecaps!" ------------------------------------------------ "It's been a while since I've been 130." -Aaron Reichgott ------------------------------------------------ You know, the world's full of apathy...but I don't care. ------------------------------------------------ "I would've honked, but I might have hit you." -Janaki ------------------------------------------------ "If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have gone to college that year." -Lewis Black ------------------------------------------------ "I have one speed which varies according to my mood." -Kristy Pihl ------------------------------------------------ "When I get a fever, I can hear my mom's voice in my head. But she's alive, not dead, so it's not as exciting." -Anna Crandall ------------------------------------------------ "It doesn't matter what your body type is, as long as you're bloodthirsty." -Rachel Carlson ------------------------------------------------- "My mind is a whirling miasma." -Jeff E. ------------------------------------------------- "I think earth is the Alabama of the universe and we don't even know it." ------------------------------------------------- "You can't just apologize the laziness of my bunnies away." -Taylor S.B. ------------------------------------------------- I'm a sadistic massochist. I'm always happy.

11-23-2002, 10:08 PM	#385
Tanoliel Eccentric Chocolate Crow Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The Emerald City--Seattle, WA Posts: 1,861	You ARE such a pessimist. Cripes. Oh well. That was only a little thought...heh. I still like the idea of lining the handbasket with nice silk pillows. It's a cushy ride to Hell, you understand. Silverstripe--The gremlin who follows me around would like to inform you that demons cause a lot of trouble as well, and would also like to thank you for including her species. __________________ Wisdom for Short Attention Spans...Ozy and Millie. It rocks. Food Of The Gods: 3,7-dihydro-3,7-dimethyl-1H-purine-2,6-dione Feed Me.... Another Online Dwelling Place... "All right, I confess. It is my intention to comandeer a ship, pick up a crew in Tortuga, to rape, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out." -Captain Jack Sparrow "The trouble with unknown enemies is that they are so difficult to identify." -Amelia Peabody Emerson "Most people obey the orders of someone who is pointing a gun at their head." -A.P. Emerson

11-27-2002, 08:31 PM	#392
Tanoliel Eccentric Chocolate Crow Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The Emerald City--Seattle, WA Posts: 1,861	Natazzi says that there are some gremlins around Seattle. There are also fog dragons under the streets of many cities around the world, if you want to have some draconian friends. Nat would like to inform Dora that earth is, in general, a lovel place, and its pickles are excellent. __________________ Wisdom for Short Attention Spans...Ozy and Millie. It rocks. Food Of The Gods: 3,7-dihydro-3,7-dimethyl-1H-purine-2,6-dione Feed Me.... Another Online Dwelling Place... "All right, I confess. It is my intention to comandeer a ship, pick up a crew in Tortuga, to rape, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out." -Captain Jack Sparrow "The trouble with unknown enemies is that they are so difficult to identify." -Amelia Peabody Emerson "Most people obey the orders of someone who is pointing a gun at their head." -A.P. Emerson

12-07-2002, 04:40 PM	#396
Duddun I Antha Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: You expect ME to know? Posts: 784	You know what the problem is with this thread?\ Your all wishing. But 10 minutes after you die the world will be mine! Oh and you will die before you take over the world. __________________ If you say my name I go "What?" If you say my name twice I go and look it up in the dictionary. **************************** I'm Not Evil! ************************** If the critics say it's good, is it really That good? ************************** It's a bird! It's a plane! No! It's a balloon! **************************** Duddun, Son of Bubbun

11-25-2002, 08:34 AM	#387
Miranda 'Bohemian princess of Covent Garden Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Mill Posts: 544	I WANT A GREMLIN WHO'S NICE!!!!!!!!! I'VE ONLY GOT NASSSSSSTY ONE'S WHO MAKE MY COMPUTER CRASH. WHERE CAN I FIND A GREMLIN TO CALL MY OWN- SHOULD I ASK SANTA FOR ONE FOR XMAS? Mx

11-25-2002, 01:09 PM	#388
Silverstripe Empress of the Writewraiths Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Running around somewhere inside my head. So what are YOU doing here?! Posts: 1,546	Murph here! We gremlins don't have much dealings with Santa Claus, drives the elves crazy you know, reindeer wouldn' wanna carry us'ns either! If you really want a gremlin like me, Earth's not the right place for it, really all the Earth-gremlins do is cause trouble, never pause to speak to humans or anything, they're not worth your time. You've got to go to a parallelaverse, you do, not easy for humans, is it? Though England's got a very high percentage of -- well, never mind there, I'll see if I can convince Pandora to be your gremlin, Dora's always wanted to see Earth., an' she's fairly nice, but one piece of advice Mir: be careful what you wish for!

11-30-2002, 09:38 PM	#394
Silverstripe Empress of the Writewraiths Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Running around somewhere inside my head. So what are YOU doing here?! Posts: 1,546	Murph says he only likes cucumbers, also that artichokes are the most amusing joke on any world.

12-07-2002, 04:38 PM	#395
Blackboar Legolas's beloved sister and Queen of the Wood Elves of Mirkwood Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Under the hill at Bag-end, Hobbiton the Shire Or Rivendell,I can't remember!!!!!!!!!! Posts: 1,086	Yeeeeeessssssssss! I found a thread about Politics! I just want all you politicions out there to know that you are going someday! And I am going to take you down!! Yes thats right!! YOU ARE GOING DOWN!! Beacause I will take over the world. Someday soon! I would beware because....I WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD!! HA HA HA HA HA! HA HA HA HA HA! HA HA HA HA HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! OK.. my throat is getting sore now but I will not shut up! You heard me...I WILL NEVER ShUT UP!! And you can't make me for I am the GREATEST POLITICIAN IN THE WORLD!! Now first I need an army....then I need to get some gunpowder and...O.K FINE!!! I'll shut up but only because I don't want you to hear my plans!!!!

12-07-2002, 05:51 PM	#397
Blackboar Legolas's beloved sister and Queen of the Wood Elves of Mirkwood Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Under the hill at Bag-end, Hobbiton the Shire Or Rivendell,I can't remember!!!!!!!!!! Posts: 1,086	HOW DARE YOU CONTRADICT MY MEANING OF TAKING OVER THE WORLD!!! I HAVE A PLAN ALREADY!!! SOON ENOUGH YOU SHALL ALL BE MY SLAVES!! I SHALL CURSE YOU!! CURSE YOU!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!! I WILL START WITH THE UK THEN AUSTRALIA!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

12-07-2002, 05:54 PM	#398
Blackboar Legolas's beloved sister and Queen of the Wood Elves of Mirkwood Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Under the hill at Bag-end, Hobbiton the Shire Or Rivendell,I can't remember!!!!!!!!!! Posts: 1,086	O.k I will shut up now! And by the way DuddunI AM AN IMMORTAL ELF!!!! I SHALL NEVER DIE!!!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA !!

12-08-2002, 12:26 AM	#399
Silverstripe Empress of the Writewraiths Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Running around somewhere inside my head. So what are YOU doing here?! Posts: 1,546	Murphy again! Shut up, or I'll turn you into an artichoke. Anyway, if you take over the world, we'll just go home and take our friends with us!

12-08-2002, 04:38 AM	#400
Blackboar Legolas's beloved sister and Queen of the Wood Elves of Mirkwood Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Under the hill at Bag-end, Hobbiton the Shire Or Rivendell,I can't remember!!!!!!!!!! Posts: 1,086	Very cute

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