Classic moments

[Renille]

So, SO many of these...like the smoking chocolate incident!

I was sitting in study hall last year eating Twix bars with my friends and being crazily bored. One of my friends pretended her Twix was a cigar...we laughed...and started talking about smoking, chocolate, and how Twixes resemble cigars. THEN another friend asked, "Seriously, though. Has anyone ever tried it?" (Meaning smoking, of course.)Everyone eagerly awaited each others' answers...until I had the stupidity to ask, "Tried...chocolate?" We all started laughing...it was so stupid.

These same friends have also been trying to train me out of apologizing ever since I bumped into an book case and told it I was sorry. It's crazy.

[BeardofPants]

Since I'm a walking disaster, my stories are far too numerous. The most recent one involved running into a wall.

[Coney]

Heh. Renille has reminded me of one my PG-13 attempts to enter the Darwin Awards Hall of fame.

One night at a club while a little tipsy (nished as a pewt actually) I walked into a stone pillar and apologised to it . Unfortunately a bouncer saw me, decided I'd had far too much to drink so he escorted me to the door.......all well and good, bouncer was only doing his job.

At the door the bouncer decided to eject me from the building with a little force than necessary, resulting in me cartwheeling accross the street. I got back to my feet, a little perturbed you might say, and under the influence decided to have a go at the bouncer........didn't work ..........my mates found me outside the club, the bejesus kicked out of me......I had to spend 2 nights in hospital after that one ...........I still can't even remember the first punch/kick landing.

The moral of the story...........drink makes you brave ........drink gives you all the fighting ability of a jellyfish straded on the beach ...........luckily drink also erases the memory

[gimli-son-of-gloin13]

gees bad night huh?

[Millane]

ohhh drinking stories eh??? well my friend zoidburg (his name when he gets drunk it is off futurama and he starts going wopwopwopwop) he takes a bottle of scotch and starts re enacting scenes from conan and starts patting the wall because it helps him stay on his feet, he has also broken his arm while Zoidburg was in control...
me embarrass myself, hahahaha i dont embarrass myself but i hurt myself doing stupid stuff that others wwould call embarrassment

[gimli-son-of-gloin13]

For example.....

[frodosgirlfriend]

once i got stuck in my best friends bed room. she had a pad lock thingy out side her door and when i ran in her room slaming the door behind me somehow somthing go stuck in the wood of the door. her dad had to get the screw driver to get me out. the entire time i was in there my feet where agianst the door and my hands where on the nob, ofcorse i had to body slam it a few times only making it more jamed. when i got out her dad didn't look to pleased .

[katya]

I went up to thsi city where I shop one day with a bunch of friends, and we stopped at a family video. I really was curious about the animated lord of the rings so I rented that. I kind of figured my friends were right behind me but they werent. So i had left the store, but couldnt get their attention through the windows. i was getting really bored (and cold) waiting for them so I went back in the store (that was my first mistake). i found them, but felt uncomfortable carrying the movie around. So I was going to go put it in the car. Well, so i went out the out door, not realizing there was a security alarm!! yeah! and not only did i walk through it, but I ran through it! it was soooo embarrasing. my friends still tease me about it.

[gimli-son-of-gloin13]

well one time my stupid friend got STUCK BETWEEN THE BED AND DRESSER! i was about to fall asleep and then i heard a *in really whiny annoying voice* Sierra!! and i said what did you do no and then i saw this stupid tard (as we call ourselves) lying there stuck.

[Elf.Freak]

Originally posted by Blackboar
LOL!

How old is your sister?

14 (sometimes she acts 5 though...)

[wahine]

I, too, have had numerous occasions where I have embarrassed myself, and now think it funny.

For instance, I had faucet nose and I was talkin' to this friend of mine I really liked. (Faucet nose is called FAUCET nose for a reason, it's where after a thrashing skim session water is in your sinuses, it DOES have to come out) Anyway, so I was flirting he was flirting, he leans in, I lean in, he doesn't get a kiss because my nose fauceted. (is that a word?). I was 17 and horrified...J.f.y.i. we stayed friends.

[Iron McFist]

Not really embarrasing, but at the hotel me and my friends stay over at for birthdays, we've messed up the couch-bed thing at least three times.

[gimli-son-of-gloin13]

doing what..... or shouldn't I ask

[Adrian Baggins]

You want to talk embarising. Okay. here is one of the most embarising moments I have had so far, exception softball and my injury of my ancle in a warm up for a sb scrimage.
3rd grade:

I was scared of the monkey bars for some strange reason and I still am sortof. Well I got to the third bar and chickened out. I looked behind me and no one was there. When I turned around there was this boy from my class named Trey Trentam on which I had a crush on at that time. Well he tickles me under my arm to try to get me to move and I lose my grip. I am looking away with my eyes closed trying to grb the ladder rung support(otherwise known as one of the two verticle bars that hold the rungs up) so I could let go with my other hand and swing down. I missed and grabed the side of Trey's pants. The bad thing was that he was wearing elastic topped wind pants. The side I had ahold of came down far enough that you could see the top of his boxers. We both told our sides of the story and they matched up so we had to stay off the monkeybars for like 3 months, write appology notes and miss 1 recess.

[gimli-son-of-gloin13]

I WOULD HAVE DIED!

[wahine]

That's not terrible.

You ever here of Tandem Surfing? Where people ride 2 or sometimes 3 to a board? .........I'll let you think about all the ways THAT could go wrong for 15 year old teenagers mmkay?

[Andúril]

A Classic Moment
By Anduril.

At the end of the eighth grade, a friend of mine was showing me the contents of his locker - well, mainly the lunch that he had thrown in there about three months earlier and forgotten about.

I retrieved the sandwiches, got grossed out, and threw them over my shoulder.

As luck would have it one of my other friends was walking over to partake in the fun, and the moldy bread went straight into his mouth.

Fortunately for him, the bathroom was less than five meters away.

The End.

[Iron McFist]

Originally posted by gimli-son-of-gloin13
doing what..... or shouldn't I ask

Hey now. That was the tame stuff. Okay, not.

[Legolas_is_fit]

I think this is a classic moment. I went camping with some of my mates and the both had a drink and suddenly my mate burps really really loud and we start laughing and shes gone bright red saying it was Her friend that she brought along burped as well.
Well we belived her but thats like impossible isnt to burp at the same time.
But I most admit I dont belive her.

[Lief Erikson]

For those of you that don't know, fencing is a form of swordfighting. This premise is a necessary peice of knowledge for the rest of what I am about to relate.

I am a level 3 fencer. There are 7 levels of fencing- level 7 is Olympic level. I am one of the best (If not the best- forgive the excessive arrogance) level 3 fencers in our class. This secondary premise is also helpful to what I am about to relate.

The level 3 and level 2 fencers were all lined up in the gymnasium where we were warming up for our lesson. We had gone through the lunge walks, the cross overs, most of the normal warm up drills. Then came the drill where we do A advances and B advances all the way over to the opposite end of the room. On the way back, we do A retreats and B retreats. B advances and retreats are simply a swifter form of A advances and A retreats. It's a cross over of the legs, describing it would have little point, as the move has little relevance to my narrative .

I was moving swiftly along, doing my A advances and B advances faster than anyone else- or so it seemed. We were assigned to do 3 laps. Either I went much slower than usual, or everyone else skipped the third lap. One of those two things must have happened- there's no other explanation. Somehow, I ended up being the only person doing his B retreats on the way back to our side of the room. Everyone else was done.

I am a more advanced fencer, so I chose to take a small liberty for myself this once. I started running backwards to my position, so that I would get there more quickly and not be out there alone.

I succeeded in getting there very fast indeed- and ended up tripping over my own feet. I fell flat on my back .