im going to be a daddy!!!!!!! - Page 2

Artanis · 09-04-2002, 02:09 PM

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Originally posted by jerseydevil
"See right there - that was you being conceived. Isn't that cool?"

Wonder why I didn't think of that!

Sween · 09-04-2002, 03:23 PM

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Originally posted by jerseydevil

For the vast majority of people though - it's not that hard to accomplish though.

Well we all know from previous posts that Sween was having a great time and he has the tapes to show his kids. I can just picture it - him sitting with his child and showing them the second of conception - "See right there - that was you being conceived. Isn't that cool?"

i feel its important to educate children on sex

. but maybe not my persnal tapes might ask BoP to make me some

Rána Eressëa · 09-04-2002, 05:13 PM

Wow. That was quick.

Okay, forgive me. Mwa-hahaha . . . just give the child a good name and don't spank him/her unless they ask for it - s/he'll love you for it.

BeardofPants · 09-04-2002, 05:29 PM

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Originally posted by Sween

i feel its important to educate children on sex . but maybe not my persnal tapes might ask BoP to make me some

Well, I dunno. Chances are, the brat will pick up on some... odd... habits.

If I didn't say it before, I'll say it now: congrats on being stupid enough to knock your GF up. Oh, and children aren't toys. Although sometimes, it's suitable to lock them away in the toy cupboard... at least, that's what MY mother did.

Artanis · 09-04-2002, 06:08 PM

Sween, if you really want serious advice, here's some:

Take, no claim your part of the responsibility to take care of the child. Spend time with your child now and then, without your girlfiend. Women tend to push men away when it comes to child care (generally speaking, your gf may not be like that). You will build relationship from the very beginning and be rewarded with love and trust when your baby grows up.

samwise of the shire · 09-04-2002, 10:49 PM

Congradulations Sween! I have NO idea how to say stuff like this in elvish but oh well. Congrats anyway.
You might want to go to some parenting classes and some pregnancy classes. That'll help. I've heard some REALLY weird stories about ladies who ate dirt and ice cream with pickles during pregnancy, plus there are the mood swings and stuff.
I dont know alot about this but my big brother calls my mom alot about HIS girlfriends pregnancy. He's worried about her and stuff and I over hear Moms advice and things on the phone and I commit them to memory so I can remember them when I have MY first baby.
Good Luck, you'll need it.
Sam

emplynx · 09-05-2002, 05:39 PM

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Originally posted by Sween
im going to be a father im so pleased .

any advice for me?

Put him in boy scouts.

entss89 · 09-05-2002, 05:43 PM

IM SO HAPPY FOR YOU AND I GIVE YOU A GOOD LUCK AND MANY TYELINOL PILLS

( P . S . ) I CAN NOT SPELL WORTH DIDDILY SQUAT!

BeardofPants · 09-05-2002, 05:47 PM

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Originally posted by emplynx
Put him in boy scouts.

Yeah, so he can get molested by a paedophile scout leader. It happens every day. What? Oh? Was I grossly oversimplifying? Sensationalising?

Sound familiar?

Nibs · 09-05-2002, 06:53 PM

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Originally posted by BeardofPants
What? Oh? Was I grossly oversimplifying? Sensationalising?

THOSE are the words I was looking for when I read your first sentence...

Quote:

Originally posted by gdl96
When you show him/her Star Wars, are you going to show him/her the original trilogy first (4,5,6,1,2,3) or the prequels first? (1,2,3,4,5,6)?

I thought that this question was quite hilarious, and found it even more funny when it was answered with seriousness... you crack me up.

My best wishes, Sween.

Sween · 09-05-2002, 07:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by emplynx
Put him in boy scouts.

he or she is not going in that group for lossers

Elbereth · 09-06-2002, 08:23 PM

Congratulations Sween! What are you thinking of naming him/her?

***Sister Golden Hair*** · 09-07-2002, 12:57 AM

Take it from an old mom, ten seconds of joy, thirty years of misery. Seriously though, congatulations and best wishes.

***azalea*** · 09-08-2002, 09:59 PM

My advice is to marry your girlfriend and to commit to putting the needs and happiness of others before your own (in other words, compromise). Through this you will find joy. When you decide to raise a child, doing these things will help towards the healthy development of that child. When the child develops healthily, it is much easier on you in the long run. Oh, and read a good parenting book so you know generally what you're doing, but follow your instincts as well.

Elfmaster XK · 09-09-2002, 01:11 PM

Hmph. I despise children when they are very young and scream a lot. But congrats, and good luck with this one mate!

Oh yeah, i have some prescription pain killers if you need them! Stornger than regular painkillers!

***Sister Golden Hair*** · 09-09-2002, 02:32 PM

Yeah, and don't forget the Zoloff and Prozac.

BeardofPants · 09-09-2002, 03:30 PM

Sh! Don't tell him about the prozac - he'll steal his GF's supply!

Oh, and Sween, make sure you don't get married for the wrong reasons. That's the best advice I can come up with.

Khadrane · 09-09-2002, 06:37 PM

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Originally posted by Elfmaster XK

Oh yeah, i have some prescription pain killers if you need them! Stornger than regular painkillers!

I like painkillers. I just fractured my pelvis, and I get to have codine. It makes me happy.

***azalea*** · 09-09-2002, 08:59 PM

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Originally posted by BeardofPants
Sh! make sure you don't get married for the wrong reasons.

Well, my second choice advice if he didn't want to get married was to put the baby up for adoption, but I didn't want to be a killjoy, and since he said he wanted a baby, I went for the marriage advice route.

And I also recommend his girlfriend get an epidural, speaking of painkillers.

edit: I'm not sure what happened, but BoP's original quote wasn't "Sh!" That's really strange.

osszie · 09-09-2002, 09:06 PM

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Originally posted by azalea

And I also recommend his girlfriend get an epidural, speaking of painkillers.

I recommend you get an epidural for yourself Sween.......'cos your girl will beat your ass black and blue when she's recovered from the birth.

I never knew fear until I came eye-to-eye with a woman in labour

09-04-2002, 06:08 PM	#25
Artanis Greatest Elven woman of Aman Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Having way too much fun with Fëanor's 7 Posts: 4,285	Sween, if you really want serious advice, here's some: Take, no claim your part of the responsibility to take care of the child. Spend time with your child now and then, without your girlfiend. Women tend to push men away when it comes to child care (generally speaking, your gf may not be like that). You will build relationship from the very beginning and be rewarded with love and trust when your baby grows up. __________________ --Life is hard, and then we die.

09-04-2002, 10:49 PM	#26
samwise of the shire Radically Tolkienited Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: If home is where the heart is, and my heart is in heaven...that should answer your question. <+>< Posts: 967	Congradulations Sween! I have NO idea how to say stuff like this in elvish but oh well. Congrats anyway. You might want to go to some parenting classes and some pregnancy classes. That'll help. I've heard some REALLY weird stories about ladies who ate dirt and ice cream with pickles during pregnancy, plus there are the mood swings and stuff. I dont know alot about this but my big brother calls my mom alot about HIS girlfriends pregnancy. He's worried about her and stuff and I over hear Moms advice and things on the phone and I commit them to memory so I can remember them when I have MY first baby. Good Luck, you'll need it. Sam __________________ Jesus is my all in all <><+<><+<><+<><+<><+<><+ People who are so concerned with escapism do have a name...we call them jailers. ~J.R.R Tolkien Radically Saved, Totally Tolkienited GOD... BLESS... AMERICA...

09-05-2002, 05:43 PM	#28
entss89 lord of the ents Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: nc Posts: 539	HI IM SO HAPPY FOR YOU AND I GIVE YOU A GOOD LUCK AND MANY TYELINOL PILLS ( P . S . ) I CAN NOT SPELL WORTH DIDDILY SQUAT!

09-06-2002, 08:23 PM	#32
Elbereth Elven Warrior Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Rivendell Posts: 122	Congratulations Sween! What are you thinking of naming him/her? __________________ A! Elbereth Gilithoniel! 'Fate goes ever as fate must.' Beowulf (Seamus Haney's translation) FRODO LIVES!!!

09-09-2002, 01:11 PM	#35
Elfmaster XK Possessive Villain Fancier Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: On my ship, riding the waves YARR! Posts: 2,008	Hmph. I despise children when they are very young and scream a lot. But congrats, and good luck with this one mate! Oh yeah, i have some prescription pain killers if you need them! Stornger than regular painkillers! __________________ My soul is painted like the wings of butterflies, Fairytales of yesterday will grow but never die, I can fly - my friends. XK

09-04-2002, 05:13 PM	#23
Rána Eressëa The Rogue Elf Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 1,722	Wow. That was quick. Okay, forgive me. Mwa-hahaha . . . just give the child a good name and don't spank him/her unless they ask for it - s/he'll love you for it.

09-07-2002, 12:57 AM	#33
*Sister Golden Hair* Queen of Nargothrond Administrator Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Akron, Ohio - USA Posts: 7,121	Take it from an old mom, ten seconds of joy, thirty years of misery. Seriously though, congatulations and best wishes.

09-08-2002, 09:59 PM	#34
*azalea* Long lost mooter Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Florida Posts: 3,342	My advice is to marry your girlfriend and to commit to putting the needs and happiness of others before your own (in other words, compromise). Through this you will find joy. When you decide to raise a child, doing these things will help towards the healthy development of that child. When the child develops healthily, it is much easier on you in the long run. Oh, and read a good parenting book so you know generally what you're doing, but follow your instincts as well.

09-09-2002, 02:32 PM	#36
*Sister Golden Hair* Queen of Nargothrond Administrator Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Akron, Ohio - USA Posts: 7,121	Yeah, and don't forget the Zoloff and Prozac.

09-09-2002, 03:30 PM	#37
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	Sh! Don't tell him about the prozac - he'll steal his GF's supply! Oh, and Sween, make sure you don't get married for the wrong reasons. That's the best advice I can come up with. __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

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