Entmoot Election 2008: ** THE RESULTS ** - Page 2

***Jonathan*** · 05-03-2008, 03:53 AM

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Originally Posted by sisterandcousinandaunt

*mutters* Last time I let a Belgian try to constitute a government. They're notorious.

Bwahaha! So true

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Originally Posted by Coffeehouse

Haha ooo

.. Belgium, so small it should be renamed The Roundabout

Hey, there are still more than twice as many Belgians as there are Norwegians. By the way, the roundabouts in Norway have road sings that say You may only go around 8 times

**Nurvingiel** · 05-03-2008, 01:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Valandil

Yes - congratulations Hector! I think the mod and admin staff speaks for all of Entmoot as we look forward to FOUR MORE YEARS!!

Wait, what? This is fixed! Isn't it interesting, dear Mooters, that there are no actual ballots that can be recounted or examined? I find that very interesting.

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Originally Posted by Kennashi

awww I wanted Nurv to win. but o well, congrats, hector

Thanks Kennashi!

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Originally Posted by Jonathan

By the way, the roundabouts in Norway have road sings that say You may only go around 8 times

And then what happens?

shesabrandybuck · 05-03-2008, 02:16 PM

Is this where we now go running into circles and scream for our lives?

Oh, just kidding, congrats hector....atleast i will run into circles screaming my head off...

Coffeehouse · 05-03-2008, 04:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Nurvingiel

Wait, what? This is fixed! Isn't it interesting, dear Mooters, that there are no actual ballots that can be recounted or examined? I find that very interesting.

Thanks Kennashi!

And then what happens?

Haha I don't know, I guess it's illegal? I didn't know we had that law

But it's probably around so that whenever Swedes come around they have something to relate to, cuz u know, Swedes need rules and laws and everything. They missed out on the common sense part. And there are signs in Sweden which state 'Don't walk on the grass'

But I shouldn't be talking.. I'm 1/8 Swedish

**Nurvingiel** · 05-03-2008, 07:09 PM

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Originally Posted by shesabrandybuck

Is this where we now go running into circles and scream for our lives?

Yes, but not more than eight times in one direction.

Don't rest on your laurels yet though Hector!

Entmoot Election · 05-04-2008, 07:08 PM

It has been brought to my attention that a certain Hector, last name Berlioz, has been bribing officials to rig the latest election in his favour.

It was revealed that certain, rare original music sheets, an historical archive concerning the Kingdom of Arnor, and a strange, closed container from which occasionally emerged the sound 'ribbit' have changed hands to ensure Hector's second term.

This all began to unravel when the items in question each turned out to be fraudulent.

It will be investigated who received these bribes and who is responsible for the false result of the elections.

Hector is therefore stripped of rank. The two real winners of the election, the Sasquatch of Fangorn and Nurvingiel will have a co-presidency instead.

All hail our new overlords!

The last sane person · 05-04-2008, 07:25 PM

WTF?

*isn't exactly sure what's what now*

If...you say so...?

The Sasquatch of Fangorn · 05-04-2008, 09:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Entmoot Election

It has been brought to my attention that a certain Hector, last name Berlioz, has been bribing officials to rig the latest election in his favour.

It was revealed that certain, rare original music sheets, an historical archive concerning the Kingdom of Arnor, and a strange, closed container from which occasionally emerged the sound 'ribbit' have changed hands to ensure Hector's second term.

This all began to unravel when the items in question each turned out to be fraudulent.

It will be investigated who received these bribes and who is responsible for the false result of the elections.

Hector is therefore stripped of rank. The two real winners of the election, the Sasquatch of Fangorn and Nurvingiel will have a co-presidency instead.

All hail our new overlords!

Wow. Hector. I never thought that you would stoop so low...

hectorberlioz · 05-04-2008, 09:26 PM

EXPOSED!!!!

The last sane person · 05-04-2008, 10:48 PM

Only person whom I am surprised stooped to such depths would be Tessar!

But I suppose every man has their weakness... Earnie and Val well, unsurprising.

What surprizes me most is that Tessar didn't already have all of the rare music sheets of the world hoarded in that musical dungeon of his. It's well known he only lends them out to museums and such.

hectorberlioz · 05-05-2008, 12:08 AM

Prepare for a full confession on my part tomorrow. I will also indict the admins and mods.

Willow Oran · 05-05-2008, 03:10 AM

Bribing Earniel with a frog... shame! You know she can't resist them. I'll bet you made sure it was a blackmarket chocolate frog brought over from the HP section too...

**Mari** · 05-05-2008, 06:27 AM

o_O
*points to a white dot in the sky* You see that? That was the trust I had in the officials of this board... Come baaa~ck!
*runs off in pursuit of the white dot*

The Gaffer · 05-05-2008, 06:46 AM

Mugabe would be proud.

I suggest a lynching. Only the mob can possibly sort this out.

hectorberlioz · 05-05-2008, 08:52 AM

Yes, it was a huge conspiracy. As long-time president of Entmoot, power had exercised its...um, power over me. I felt I had to secure my position here at Entmoot, so I bribed all the admins and mods.

Earniel, I knew, would be the most susceptible to bribery. All it took was promises of the land of Chocolate Milk and Honey, and she was on board with my plan.

Tessar was more reluctant, but after I handed over some rare sheet music he was more than willing to join.

**Mari** · 05-05-2008, 10:00 AM

And what are you trying to accomplish by confessing this? *raises eyebrow, looking with suspicion*

Acalewia · 05-05-2008, 12:36 PM

He got caught by Tess

BeardofPants · 05-05-2008, 01:38 PM

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Originally Posted by The Gaffer

Mugabe would be proud.

I suggest a lynching. Only the mob can possibly sort this out.

With pitchforks! Don't forget the pitchforks!

**Mari** · 05-05-2008, 01:53 PM

If you are really going for this in this way, you should take some torches with you and wait for the dark...

klatukatt · 05-05-2008, 02:51 PM

You know, I wouldn't mind Hector for four more years. (or one or two or whatever)

I am interested in how many votes each candidate got. Is the Ballot Box willing to post them?

05-03-2008, 02:16 PM	#23
shesabrandybuck Hero of Hyrule Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Hyrule Posts: 1,052	Is this where we now go running into circles and scream for our lives? Oh, just kidding, congrats hector....atleast i will run into circles screaming my head off... __________________ Ho! Ho! Ho! to the bottle I go To heal my heart and drown my woe. Rain may fall and wind may blow, And many miles be still to go, But under a tree I will lie, And let the clouds go sailing by. twitter

05-04-2008, 07:08 PM	#26
Entmoot Election Ballot Box Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 6	Announcement It has been brought to my attention that a certain Hector, last name Berlioz, has been bribing officials to rig the latest election in his favour. It was revealed that certain, rare original music sheets, an historical archive concerning the Kingdom of Arnor, and a strange, closed container from which occasionally emerged the sound 'ribbit' have changed hands to ensure Hector's second term. This all began to unravel when the items in question each turned out to be fraudulent. It will be investigated who received these bribes and who is responsible for the false result of the elections. Hector is therefore stripped of rank. The two real winners of the election, the Sasquatch of Fangorn and Nurvingiel will have a co-presidency instead. All hail our new overlords! __________________ ~The Ballot Box~ I am the official account of entmoot election 2010.

05-04-2008, 07:25 PM	#27
The last sane person The Black Númenórean Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,773	WTF? isn't exactly sure what's what now If...you say so...? __________________ Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams.

05-04-2008, 09:26 PM	#29
hectorberlioz Master of Orchestration President Emeritus of Entmoot 2004-2008 Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Lost in the Opera House Posts: 9,328	EXPOSED!!!! __________________ ACALEWIA- President of Entmoot hectorberlioz- Vice President of Entmoot Acaly und Hektor fur Presidants fur EntMut fur life! Join the discussion at Entmoot Election 2010. "Stupidissimo!"~Toscanini The Da CINDY Code The Epic Poem Of The Balrog of Entmoot: Here ~NEW! ~ Thinking of summer vacation? AboutNewJersey.com - NJ Travel & Tourism Guide

05-04-2008, 10:48 PM	#30
The last sane person The Black Númenórean Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,773	Only person whom I am surprised stooped to such depths would be Tessar! But I suppose every man has their weakness... Earnie and Val well, unsurprising. What surprizes me most is that Tessar didn't already have all of the rare music sheets of the world hoarded in that musical dungeon of his. It's well known he only lends them out to museums and such. __________________ Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams.

05-05-2008, 12:08 AM	#31
hectorberlioz Master of Orchestration President Emeritus of Entmoot 2004-2008 Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Lost in the Opera House Posts: 9,328	Prepare for a full confession on my part tomorrow. I will also indict the admins and mods. __________________ ACALEWIA- President of Entmoot hectorberlioz- Vice President of Entmoot Acaly und Hektor fur Presidants fur EntMut fur life! Join the discussion at Entmoot Election 2010. "Stupidissimo!"~Toscanini The Da CINDY Code The Epic Poem Of The Balrog of Entmoot: Here ~NEW! ~ Thinking of summer vacation? AboutNewJersey.com - NJ Travel & Tourism Guide

05-05-2008, 03:10 AM	#32
Willow Oran Deus Ex Machina Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Seattle Posts: 1,951	Bribing Earniel with a frog... shame! You know she can't resist them. I'll bet you made sure it was a blackmarket chocolate frog brought over from the HP section too... __________________ "5. Plain Rings with RUNES on the inside. Avoid these like the PLAGUE. -Diana Wynne Jones Tough Guide To FantasyLand ...it's not much of a show if somebody doesn't suffer, and preferably at length. Suffering is beautiful in any case, and so is anguish; but as for loathing, and bitterness... I don't think they belong on the stage at all. - Isabella, I Gelosi Last edited by Willow Oran : 05-05-2008 at 03:13 AM.

05-05-2008, 06:27 AM	#33
Mari Elf Lady Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: In the lands where mountains are but a fairytale Posts: 8,588	o_O points to a white dot in the sky You see that? That was the trust I had in the officials of this board... Come baaa~ck! runs off in pursuit of the white dot __________________ Love always, deeply and true ★ Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer. ★ Friendship is sharing openly, laughing often, trusting always, caring deeply. ...The Earth laughs in flowers ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson, "Hamatreya"...

05-05-2008, 06:46 AM	#34
The Gaffer Elf Lord Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: In me taters Posts: 3,288	Mugabe would be proud. I suggest a lynching. Only the mob can possibly sort this out.

05-05-2008, 08:52 AM	#35
hectorberlioz Master of Orchestration President Emeritus of Entmoot 2004-2008 Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Lost in the Opera House Posts: 9,328	confession Yes, it was a huge conspiracy. As long-time president of Entmoot, power had exercised its...um, power over me. I felt I had to secure my position here at Entmoot, so I bribed all the admins and mods. Earniel, I knew, would be the most susceptible to bribery. All it took was promises of the land of Chocolate Milk and Honey, and she was on board with my plan. Tessar was more reluctant, but after I handed over some rare sheet music he was more than willing to join. __________________ ACALEWIA- President of Entmoot hectorberlioz- Vice President of Entmoot Acaly und Hektor fur Presidants fur EntMut fur life! Join the discussion at Entmoot Election 2010. "Stupidissimo!"~Toscanini The Da CINDY Code The Epic Poem Of The Balrog of Entmoot: Here ~NEW! ~ Thinking of summer vacation? AboutNewJersey.com - NJ Travel & Tourism Guide

05-05-2008, 10:00 AM	#36
Mari Elf Lady Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: In the lands where mountains are but a fairytale Posts: 8,588	And what are you trying to accomplish by confessing this? raises eyebrow, looking with suspicion __________________ Love always, deeply and true ★ Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer. ★ Friendship is sharing openly, laughing often, trusting always, caring deeply. ...The Earth laughs in flowers ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson, "Hamatreya"...

05-05-2008, 12:36 PM	#37
Acalewia Halfelven Daughter of the Dunedain, President of Entmoot Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: In trouble. As usual. Posts: 4,674	He got caught by Tess __________________ "Acaly und Hektor fur Presidants fur EntMut fur life!"~ inked Don't meddle in the affairs of Dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup. "Don't be such a sour wolf" Stiles ~ Heart Monitor http://www.wattpad.com/user/IceQueenofMitera

05-05-2008, 01:53 PM	#39
Mari Elf Lady Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: In the lands where mountains are but a fairytale Posts: 8,588	If you are really going for this in this way, you should take some torches with you and wait for the dark... __________________ Love always, deeply and true ★ Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer. ★ Friendship is sharing openly, laughing often, trusting always, caring deeply. ...The Earth laughs in flowers ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson, "Hamatreya"...

05-05-2008, 02:51 PM	#40
klatukatt Entmoot's Drunken Uncle Join Date: May 2005 Location: ghost Posts: 1,792	You know, I wouldn't mind Hector for four more years. (or one or two or whatever) I am interested in how many votes each candidate got. Is the Ballot Box willing to post them?

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